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 No.867952

Reposting the one prompt that wasn't archived + continuing
archives:
https://archive.ph/9wkVH (most recent)
https://web.archive.org/web/20220728200402/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/746333.html (has some images archived)
every file used in every adventure so far:
https://soyjak.download/f.php?h=0n_CVtJP
...
The year is 2057.

 No.867953

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Uh oh.. The bees are closing in.. But are you vaccinated? Gotta check.
>[VACCINATION STATUS: Up-to-date. Next shot due in 2 hours.]
He's closing in. You're backed up into the wall.
IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I'LL PUNISH YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Wasn't there a TikTok dance for the exact situation?
>Quick chud! I know what we must do! Do the fusion dance!
The both of you do the fusion dance.
THE BEES!! NOOOOOOO
*slice*
A bee splats down to the ground, apparently cut in half. He is too distracted by them to notice what you are doing.
...
we fail to understand our new form. the fusion has catastrohpically failed. or maybe it was the other way around?

together we stand,
united we fall
But if we come together,
one day we can have it all
we can have it all

 No.867954

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>doing prompts from the last thread as i remember them
We fling Mr. Hibachi across the arena, but you yourself cannot ascertain how you did it. He tries so hard to escape, but is unable to, for his sword is of shitty plastic and yet we together are immortal.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THATS SO.. SO FUCKING UNKAWAII DESU!!!!! NOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........
We hear a distant splat in the distance. You would've never guessed, but the trans queen has something to say about that.
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT NIGGA WILDIN! YOU 'EAR ME? W-I-L-D-I-N-G. YAAS!! YOU SEE THAT NIGGAS, THAT DUOS WILDIN!!!!!!!
You tap into what chudjak is thinking. He just wants to go home (the undercity) so he can fap to hitler-themed hentai complete with shitting dick nipples. You understand his plight, in a way. You want to go home with the grandest prize of 10,000 funko pops for good service. He knows that, too.

 No.867955

>>867953
that's not the fusion dance tho

 No.867956

>>867955
it is though, in the 2040 live-action netflix reboot of dragon ball starring all your favorite rupaul drag stars

 No.867957

gem

 No.867958

Rage nuke the arena

 No.867959

>>867958
dont do this because it might hurt the black transx announcer

 No.867960

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chud gets so distracted thinking of his home that you get stung by the bees and have to run

 No.867961

jannybot 10000 comes to clean up the corpses

 No.867962

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We channel the rest of our anger into destroying the arena.
...
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
We did not have enough power to obliterate the arena. But the shockwave was enough to kill most of the contestants and gravely injure the rest. We specifically modulated it to avoid harming people in the audience (the black trans queen), which is probably why you didn't get everyone.
Wow, the announcer is perfectly unscathed! You even see they've deployed JannyBots to clean up the mess, which is uncommon!
>DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!! JUST 6 CONTESTANTS LEFT DAWG!! SIIIIIIIIIX!!!!! THAT WAS JUST.. WOW.. WHERE TO START?? THIS IS JUST SO.. FUCKING... AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Wait.. chuddy? Chuddy can't stop thinking about going back. You cannot notice the bees in time, and you are stung. Nooooo!! You've gotta run!!

 No.867984

bumo

 No.868014

run extra fast because 3rd leg-more speed I think

 No.868042

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A portal opens and the arena is suddenly attacked by extradimensional nigger weeders

 No.868046

>>868042
who want to use the arenas soil to grow dat niggerweed even doe it has 10000 pollutants

 No.868060

you look up who the 6 remaining contestants are

 No.868183

nas

 No.869043

up

 No.869560

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We run. Extra fast, because you read in science class that animals with more legs are faster therefore you are.
We check who those 6 remaining people are, because we are curious and also want to track down and kill them to win.
Wait. Why does it say there are 18 people in this room, when there are only 6 contestants left? You and chud look over to the other side of the arena and see a strange portal, with men clamoring all about it. When you look at it, you smell the strong odor of [nigger] weed, but it dissipates when you look the other way. Strangely, the word "nigger" is appended every time you think about [nigger] weed, but neither you nor chud are doing it. Those thoughts aren't yours. They're coming from somewhere outside you.

 No.869578

>>869560
realizing that the strange presence attracted to your heightened mental awareness as a hive mind you unfuse with chud before they can mind hack you

 No.869580

Fuse even deeper with chud, forming the first soychuddy

 No.869583

>>869578
>>869580
do which ever of these would be gemmier for the story. I replied first but I'm fine with either.

 No.869588

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Meet this guy and start hearing the epic refrains from The Wall as you are enveloped in a cloud of farts and nigger weed

 No.869841

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 No.870523

>>869841
what do you mean your zip file doesn't have the GBQ it should be labelled as new world quest
also i dont have all the images, but i do have the gimp files so i guess recreate them?

 No.870597

>>870523
could you upload more of the files or were the ones in the zip all you had? it's missing a ton of them

 No.870741

Up

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 No.871200

>>871113
thanks chuddy

 No.872314

Bunmpo

 No.872648

go up go up go up go up go up go up go up go up go up

 No.872687

keep up the good work, chuds. This is the thread that saved the sharty.

 No.872819

page 1 gem

 No.874163

page 1 gem

 No.874251

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all that's left is a massive block of subtitles YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!

 No.875013

page 19 gem

 No.875184


 No.875199

>>874251
is that a one hour video? wtf

 No.875760

up

 No.875769

>>874251
one of maybe 4 people still making high-effort gems

 No.875770

>>875769
so everyone on the sharty then

 No.875798

>>875199
no it’s 12 minutes

 No.876189

>>867962
I DON'T SEE ANY JANNYBOTS AT THE SCENE
0/10

 No.876202

>>876189
jannybot ran out of power and has to recharge at the dilation station

 No.876315

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>>876202
Why is it named dilation station, thoughever?

 No.876628

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 No.876664

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>>876628
HOLY SCIENCE

 No.876807

disapointed the pirate.shipping side story went nowhere

 No.876930

You see what the chuds on pirate.shipping think of the games

 No.877307

bymp;

 No.877660

ryse

 No.877663

>>867954
>>867953
low effort reddit coal tbh

 No.877673


 No.877675

>tfw gbq has better and more consistent story telling than most modern movies

 No.877693

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Maybe the real reason why those people came to the arena was because of our fusion. Our power is growing, detectable by many interested parties by now. Maybe we should separate ways, and nothing worse would come..
...
You fail. You have absorbed enough of chuddy's brainmass that he could not be separated without dying. Your only other choice is to absorb him fully into yourself, reshaping you back into a human form.
but are you a human anymore? after all, we're all the same inside, no matter our differences.
Whilst still in your Neuralink UI, you ask pirate.shipping what they think of the chudhunter contest. They call you a cuck for participating in "mass media propaganda broadcasting," and then proceed to ignore your protests that becoming a chudhunter is heckin awesomesaucerinos. Now now, it would be seriously funny if you walked up to their residence in the undercity and kidnapped those damn chudcels for the good of the Beyond Meat corporation.
One of those men at the portal walks up to you. You identify the man as Funko Dexter.
>YOOOOO!!!!!!!! WANNA HIT THIS NIGGER BLUNT WHILE WE LISTEN TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON? ITS A KINO BASED ALBUM!
You don't want to be rude and deny it, but you don't exactly want to accept the offer either. Wait, what's that smell? Is he.. sharting?
Pink Floyd reverberates all around you as you are enveloped in farts and fumes of [nigger] weed, the toxic scent piercing your core to your every senses.

 No.877719

>>877693
pink floyd gem

 No.877722


 No.877723

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pink floyd brabs knock you out and he vores you into his asshole which appears far larger on the inside than the outside

 No.877725

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>>877723
then eventually you explode out of him like pic related

 No.877729

Your inner anger combines with your inner chud in an uncontrollable burst of incel rage and you get very jealous of the size of floydshart's penis

 No.877736

>>877729
coal suggestion
>>877723
>>877725
gem suggestion (mine)

 No.877738


 No.877739

>>877736
They both have giant dicks, seems like the ideas work together

 No.877771

Attracted to that stinky nigger weed, the nigger weeders draw closer and you realize they all look identical

 No.877797

>>877771
Only one is real the rest are tuxler proxies

 No.877894

The blaq trans queen catches a whiff of dat nigger weed and goes insane, jumping into the arena to get dat ganja mon

 No.878170

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>>tfw gbq has better and more consistent story telling than most modern movies

 No.878189

>>877693
Notice that you now have a functional penis (minus the foreskin) due to fusing with the chud

But then you're disqualified because I say so and your partner went MIA.

 No.878276

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Not only is the fartsmell terrible, but you can't help but notice the girth of his schlong. You cut yours off earlier. It makes you mad thinking about how little you have compared to him, even though transitioning was the right choice. Huh. Why is it chuddy's cock there instead of your neovagina?
Nonetheless..
>Ugh!! YOUR COCK IS BIGGER THAN MINE AND I DONT LIKE IT!!!!! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
>Yeah? Well?
*Funko Dexter lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of your face like a downpour, enveloping your every sense*
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP PLPRLPLRLPRPRPPRRRRRRTTT
The toxic cloud pierces your nervous system to the core, and you slowly suffocate on his fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at-
Wait a minute? Why are you inside an asshole with Pink Floyd album art tattooed on the walls?!!
His whines grow more desperate as his asshole become more stretched by your presence. You hear someone calling out to you from the outside, almost pleading for you to escape. But its too faint to hear.. A loud thump rattles outside, as if a very, very heavy object fell from high up.

 No.878284

>>878276
Sneed get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong Chuck?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed janny yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey janny!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
Sneed unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh
Sneed please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
Sneed kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished tranny janny as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor janny can only stare up at the now widening pucker of Sneed
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPPPOOPPBBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH SNEED PLE-
PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP
I-I’m gonna be sick again… sneed please let me g-
BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTR
Mmmhmm yeah janny eat that shit! God I feel like when I met tom cruise that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK Janny here comes the motherlode!
you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from Sneeds stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart sneeds elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear tranny janny, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over jannys teeth
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- s-nee-d
BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp
janny looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurred
Wheeze, cough… Sneed please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
sneed lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of jannys face like a downpour, enveloping his every sense
Time for desert janny
BRRRAAAAPPPPPP
The toxic cloud pierces jannys nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on Sneeds fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow

 No.878297


 No.878842

Commit chuddy hatecrimes against the intestinal lining of Funko Dexter

 No.879404

page 1 gemmy though

 No.879424

>>878276
the nigger weed guys eviscerate the pink floyd jak and present you as an offering to the nigger potato

 No.881179

The world is in turmoil.

A new world order has been established.

The world is controlled by the so-called 'Supreme Council'

which is made up of a group of powerful corporations.

They have the

 No.881732

>>878276
In light of your new penis, remember the Ken doll you saw earlier and his lack of genitals. But then the chud part of your brain revolts and calls you a faggot for thinking about penises so much. -ACK! That's so heckin' disrespectfurino! You don't belong in the same body, much less the same planet.

 No.882850

This thread is the biggest blackest coal I've ever seen in my 17.999999999999998 years of existence. MEDS. NOW.

 No.883670

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