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Impjak Mars Adventure
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐣𝐚𝐤, 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐳 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰
first reply controls swedejak and will determine what he does

 No.521579

bbc

 No.521581

shit on the floor

 No.521584

mine for coal

 No.521589

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>>521579
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐠𝐨, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰..

 No.521590

>>521589
apply for a job there

 No.521595

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>omg omg another le adventure thread with all the sharty references!!

 No.521597

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>>521590
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐁𝐂 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐣𝐨𝐛, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐁𝐂 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟕𝟎 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐱𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞.

 No.521598

>>521597
shit on the floor

 No.521608

Call Covington

 No.521610

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>>521598
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐲 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐮𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰...

 No.521611

>>521610
eat the poop

 No.521613

>>521595
this but unironically

 No.521615

>>521610
dig a hole in the ground and put your dick in it

 No.521616

Call Soot

 No.521618

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>>521611
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰..

 No.521621

>>521618
take the face shield off

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 No.521623

>>521618
take off your helmet and lick the poop from it

 No.521635

Shit on the ground adventure no. 23

 No.521641

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>>521621
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐧. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰..

 No.521642

>>521641
spit at the sun

 No.521647

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>>521595
>oh nooooooooooo this thread is getting more attention than my hecking gemmy dogjaks!!!!!

 No.521648

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>>521642
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐧, 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐮𝐩𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬, 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰..

 No.521649

>>521648
I poop in my pants and die

 No.521670

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>>521649
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐱𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐬 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐚𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭...

 No.521675

>>521670
The fingerboys you ate sprot from your corpse

 No.521678

>>521670
the poop turns me into a poop golem

 No.521692

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>>521670
𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞.

 No.521699

>>521692
the corpse rises again as a poop golem

 No.521706

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>>521699
𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐞-𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰...

 No.521708

>>521706
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches

 No.521709

>>521706
use the boomerang to get to the sun

 No.521712

Realizing that it’s almost over you crack open your trusty ‘cado homunculus and send him off to get help

 No.521716

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Gem thread

 No.521718

what happened in impjak mysterious planet? I missed that.

 No.521724

>>521718
Check the adventure chat on ‘cord

 No.521725

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>>521709
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠, 𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐱𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐤, 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭, 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐞'𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐧, 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐠𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭

 No.521733

>>521725
nigger what about my post
>>521708
faggot OP didn’t deliver. kys

 No.521734

>>521725
use the boomerang to mine into the sun and look for beverages

 No.521736

>>521725
disregard the gas and take your reote once again in order to post on /bant/

 No.521745

>>521725
shit on the sun

 No.521749

>>521733
We are not "pooping" on Greta and doctor fauci.

 No.521754

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>>521734
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐚, 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐛 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐚. 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐜 𝐢𝐧 𝟐𝟎𝟖𝟒 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐓𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐨𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐜𝐲.

 No.521757

>>521754
you notice a slight spade and realise it's a grooming potion

 No.521758

>>521754
You encounter Norwegian fail, who is hellbent on your destruction after you ordered your Islamic migrants to seize his house.

 No.521759

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>>521754
extract the gem powder from it and try to make a gem

 No.521769

Thread saved

 No.521781

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>>521757
>>521758
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐭, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧, 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐳𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐩!!!" 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞, 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭

 No.521783

>>521781
make him your friend
nordics unite

 No.521786

>>521781
norge X sverige

 No.521790

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𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐞" 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐮𝐭𝐬, 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐨, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨...

 No.521791

>>521790
make friends with him

 No.521793

>>521790
you try to take your blood thinner meds but you accidentally take your schizo meds

 No.521794

nas trash

 No.521803

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>>521791
>>521793
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧, 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐳𝐨 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐦, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲... 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐠𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐢𝐩 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧'𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐩 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬...

 No.521806

>>521803
you start to experience delusions and you think there's cameras inside his eye sockets

 No.521808


 No.521809

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 No.521811

>>521809
nice edit

 No.521813

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>>521806
𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝

 No.521815

>>521813
shit on the floor and kill yourself nastard

 No.521816

>>521813
a sun janny appears and gives you a 3 day ban from the sun and exiles you back to mars

 No.521822

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>>521816
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧... 𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 "𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃! 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭." 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫, 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.

 No.521825

>>521822
you landed in soots gooning dungeon

 No.521835

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>>521825
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 "𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨, 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦."

 No.521840

>>521835
that third pic is a massive gem

 No.521854

>>521835
Ask him where he got that cool SOY letterman jacket

 No.521866

Soot gem

 No.521874

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>>521840
>>521854
"𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐦" 𝐚 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐮𝐩, 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐦 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐦'𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤. 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞. 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 "𝐌𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐞, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐦." 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬𝐤 "𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐒𝐨𝐲 𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭." "𝐌𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞." 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬.

 No.521883

use soots computer to delete soyjak.party

 No.521885

>>521883
holy fucking this

 No.521894

>>521835
>>521874
post the uncensored version

 No.521897

bite soots balls if he tries to stop me

 No.521901

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>>521883
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐧. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐲𝐣𝐚𝐤.𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐢𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐬𝐨𝐲𝐣𝐚𝐤.𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐮 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐲𝐣𝐚𝐤.𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬? 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐭, 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬? 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞...

 No.521904

>>521901
YEEEEEES DOOOO IT===

 No.521906

rip sharty

 No.521915

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>>521904
>>521906
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐞𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝐬𝐨𝐲𝐣𝐚𝐤.𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝'𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐢𝐧, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐞, 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧, 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲.

 No.521936

>>521915

listen to emerson lake and palmer

 No.521939

>>521915
SPRAY SOOT WITH THE COB COLA AND.. LE HECKIN RUN

 No.521948

kino lore of soot being a monster man that walks around his dwelling completely naked and constantly erect

 No.521949

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>>521936
>>521939
𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭... 𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞

 No.521952

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𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐔𝐍!

 No.521956

>>521952
Drink the cob cola for a BBC boost

 No.521957

>>521952
you punt him at the wall and knock his teeth out and use them to climb onto soot

 No.521960

>>521952
What is that? Soot's son?

 No.521963

What a beautiful thread

 No.521965

>>521960
Yes and he's none too happy about his 'itposting being interrupted forever

 No.522031

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>>521956
>>521957
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐛 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐁𝐂 (𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞) 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭.

 No.522036

>>522031
go for soot's dick next

 No.522041

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𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐱𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤. 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐇𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭

 No.522043

>>522041
WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!

 No.522046

chop off Soot's huge phallus and use it as a Club to bludgeon the rest of minecraft posters

 No.522051

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>chop off Soot's huge phallus and use it as a Club to bludgeon the rest of minecraft posters

 No.522060

>>522051
??? the fuck are you on about retarded incel tranny

 No.522062

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>??? the fuck are you on about retarded incel tranny

 No.522064

>>522062
cute selfie chuddy

 No.522068

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>cute selfie chuddy

 No.522074

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𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞...

 No.522077

>>522074
i'd like to make a reply, but i haven't kept up with the storyline so i don't really have anything to add without fucking up the story

 No.522079

>>522074
nigger hole

 No.522113

>>522074
go outside and touch grass

 No.522114

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𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐟 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟏... 𝐁𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐎𝐟 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟐

 No.522117

>>522114
Now this tard is totally ignoring replies
KYS

 No.522128

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>Now this tard is totally ignoring replies
>KYS

 No.522130

>>522128
Slit your wrists dognigger

 No.522132

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>Slit your wrists dognigger

 No.522137

>>522132
oh look it's the cock narwhal

 No.522158

>13 minutes since last post
it's over adventurebros...

 No.522162

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 No.522196

>>522114
at which point did he stop being poop? how does he breathe now that he's back to normal?

 No.522200

>>522196
OP overdosed on meds

 No.522413

It fills me with joy to see another impjak adventure thread after the rushed ending of the first one

 No.522741

bump

 No.522744

since nobody’s giving OP a prompt, walk to the right

 No.522750

>>521708
why didn’t OP DO THIS

 No.522818

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>>522744
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨?

 No.522847

>>522818
discover a vault full of radioactive sproke

 No.522871

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>>522847
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐰?

 No.522877

>>522871
Absorb the powers and become like the hulk

 No.522878

>>522871
Elon mustard rapes his bussy

 No.522880

>>522871
have a sproke

 No.522903

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>>522877
>>522880
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞.

 No.522905

>>522903
now go rape

 No.522907

>>522903
Fix your face so it looks more like classic Swede jak

 No.522908

>>522903
Smoke some nigger weed to calm down

 No.522911

>>522908
this, except it makes you more violent

 No.522922

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>>522905
>>522907
>>522908
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐨... 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞, 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐧

 No.522923

>>522922
His new son is born in the sproke

 No.522935

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𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧, 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲, 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐫, 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐣𝐚𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

 No.522937

>>522935
Elon mustard rapes his bussy

 No.522938

>>522935
Shit on him

 No.522943

>>522935
Tiny impjak climbs in his head and becomes his companion

 No.522961

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>>522937
>>522938
𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐣𝐚𝐤 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐢𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐦, 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐧𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐤. 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐣𝐚𝐤. "𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲! 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟." 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐣𝐚𝐤 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬. "𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄, 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓 𝐒𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘!" 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧 "𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡." 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐣𝐚𝐤 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐛𝐲 𝐄𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 "𝐈'𝐌 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒!!!"

 No.522962

>>522961
Mymy eats Elon mustard

 No.522989

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>>522962
>>522943
𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐣𝐚𝐤 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐄𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐣𝐚𝐤 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐤'𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞...

 No.522993


 No.523111

bump

 No.523127

>>522989
grow a twp

 No.523239

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>>523127
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐬

 No.523277

>>523239
compare yourself to bbc and become dissapointed that you can't compete

 No.523279


 No.523445

>>523239
Nikocado shows up to battle you

 No.523564

>>523239
Pierce your nipples with the soda-can opener thing.

 No.523625

>>523239
establish the first bug meat farm for synthetic beyond chicken bug burgers on mars

 No.524162

zamn he quit because of BBC trannies

 No.524279

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>>523445
>>523564
>>523625
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞... 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐬, 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝... 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬'𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡, 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐭. 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 "𝐉𝐄𝐒𝐔𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐇 𝐈'𝐌 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄!" 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐫. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨?

 No.524294

>>524279
shit in his mouth

 No.524301


 No.524309

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>>524294
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧, 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐭, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝

 No.524312

>>524309
make mukbang out of his skin

 No.524384

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>>524312
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐤𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧'𝐬 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡..

 No.524387


 No.524730

>>524384
invite klaus schwab over for a meal and for him to inspect your farm. he is shocked when he finds out that you aren't living in a pod and not wearing a mask and thus haven't accept the new normal

 No.524939

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>>524730
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐮𝐦, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝟑𝟎 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦'𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐬, 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 >𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐄, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐊
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐏 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐇 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐄𝐒
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐖
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐔𝐏 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐂𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐎𝐌
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐒 "𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓" 𝐀𝐍𝐃 "𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐍"
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐒 "𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄"
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐙𝐄𝐃, 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐃-𝟏𝟗
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐅𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 "𝐕𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐄"
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋 "𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎" 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐏
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐒 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐃
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐃
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐆𝐒
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐂𝐇 "𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐊"
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐔𝐏 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐎𝐖𝐍
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐒
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐌
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐒
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃, 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐘 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐍𝐎
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐋
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆
>𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘.
𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫, 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦.

 No.524947

>>524939
A pack of rabid dogjaks appears

 No.525103

>>524939
put your finger up your butt and wipe the poop on your forehead. explain that it’s a traditional, ceremonial practice in swedish culture

 No.525161

>>524939
kill klaus schwab

 No.525254

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>>524947
>>525103
>>525161
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐠𝐨. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐣𝐚𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫.

 No.525258

>>525254
send the to zoophiles

 No.525259

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>>525161
𝐇𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐫𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐚𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬...

 No.525261


 No.525262

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 No.525263

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>>525259
Real dogjak comes and shits on swedejak

 No.525288

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>>525263
𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐮𝐧𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐬. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮

 No.525289

>>525288
You attempt to kill the dog

 No.525397

>>525288
You kill the dogs in a fit of blind rage and loot the corpse to find the coveted 'Seed of Cobson'.

 No.525399

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 No.526415

>>521708
schizo

 No.526417

dean

 No.526433

didn’t expect to laugh really hard from a soyjak.party thread in 2022, thank you so much. this brings me back

 No.526838

Saved

 No.527088

Saved

 No.527118

saved

 No.527534

testttttttttt

 No.527537

test2

 No.527538

sdf

 No.527545

coal

 No.527546

gem

 No.527557

Test

 No.528251

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>>525289
>>525397
𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲, 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝

 No.528254

Call soot

 No.528259

>>528251
shit on them

 No.528260

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>>525289
>>525397
𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭! 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦, 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝

 No.528262

call soot

 No.528265

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>>525289
>>525397
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐨𝐠'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭.

 No.528267

>>528265
shit on it to fertilize it

 No.528269

call. soot. NOW

 No.528281

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>>525289
>>525397
>>528269
𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬, 𝐃𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐥𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲?

 No.528285

CALL SOOT

 No.528290

>>528281
>the trannies are coming

 No.528293

>>528281
>dump eet

 No.528297

>>528281
soot picks up and answers with "shalom". he converted to judaism

 No.528390

>>528297 w7-890
what the fuck happened to the pixelplanet thread? it just disappeared from my tabs bar and is 404ed
also where did the dog soyjak come from? sauce? this one seems new they even made a colorjak for it

 No.528577

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>>528290
>>528293
>>528297
𝐒𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩, 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 "𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐦! 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮." 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐦 "𝐈 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐢𝐭, 𝐋𝐨𝐮𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐩 𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝." 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 "𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲?" 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐲, "𝐀𝐧𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐆𝐨𝐲." 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 "𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲." 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞, "𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝟏𝟎 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐨?" 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐝, "𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐒! 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐘 𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄, 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝟏𝟎 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐗 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄." 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐝 "𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚..." 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝

 No.528680

Prank call soot

 No.528686

>>528577
Call lee goldson for a supply pack of cheese

 No.528827

>>528686
This, but it's pony cheese.

 No.528845

>>528577
>Red seal of Solomon
Rothschild bros we made it!

 No.528856

Plot twist: Soot is the game-master.

 No.529033

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>>528586
>>528680
>>528686
" , . . ." , " ! ' ." . " , , ' ." . "' , !" , . , ", - , ?" " ." , ", ' ..." . .

 No.529035

>>529033
>>529034
samefag also shit thread

 No.529044

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>>528686
>>528827
𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐎𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨, 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐝𝐚. 𝐋𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞, 𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐞, 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 "𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞?" 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬 "𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐊-𝟒𝟕." 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 "𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮." 𝐋𝐞𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 "𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝" 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐮𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐟𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 "𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞, 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐧" 𝐇𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 "𝐀𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭... 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐬, 𝐂𝐂." 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨?

 No.529045

oh shit theres two of these adventure threads i thought it was like one oh my god soot fix my brain

 No.529047


 No.529048

Take a clone from the bwc plant and start mass producing them for export

 No.529049

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 No.529051

>>529049
boo hoo nigga

 No.529052


 No.529058

>>529044
Open the crate, replenish nutrients

 No.529060

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>Cope

 No.529063

This thread is much more wholesome than the other thread

 No.529065

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>>Cope

 No.529071

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>>>Cope

 No.529074

imagine if vinluv does a voiceover of this thread

 No.529095


 No.529127

>>529044
Desecrate the Canadian flag

 No.529131

>>529044
Use the flag as plant compost

 No.529136

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>>529048
>>529058
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐦 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐲, 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭'𝐬 𝐃𝐍𝐀 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭'𝐬 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰.

 No.529138

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>>529131
>>529127
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭

 No.529140

>>529138
using your powers grow a bbc

 No.529142

>>529138
Call nojak Oreo review show for more food.

Time skip 10 days to see if your crops have beared fruit

 No.529143

Build a bomb

 No.529145

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 No.529153

>>529136
>>529138
Your hard works inspires envy.
The Somali hordes smell welfare.

 No.529455

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>>529142
>>529143
>>529153
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐍𝐨-𝐉𝐚𝐤, 𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐫𝐞𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐠 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐨𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐎𝐫𝐞𝐨𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐦𝐛 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐨𝐲 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐬, 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐬𝐢𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

 No.529457

Become an honorary nigga and plan a raid on elon mustard's sproke factory for more electrolytes for your crops

 No.530171

Gem

 No.530526

Bumo

 No.530586

>>529455
ask space trump to help build a wall around your farm

 No.531065

go up

 No.531252

go down

 No.531261

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 No.531265

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 No.531353

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 No.532136

go up

 No.532146

>>529455
Offer peacepipe to somalis

 No.532155

I want to pause for a moment and appreciate OPs art throughout this whole thread, good job chud

 No.532168

Also. Soot, it's time. Sticky both these adventures. Thank you

 No.532174

>>532168
the other adventure thread is coal and this one isn't any much gemmier

 No.532176

>>532174
it would be a gem if it wasn't for swede nas shit

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>>529457
>>532146
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐲 "𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐢𝐛, 𝐪𝐚𝐚𝐝𝐨 𝐪𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐤𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢 𝐚𝐚𝐝 𝐮 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐚𝐝𝐚". 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐩𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭, 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬
"𝐇𝐚𝐚, 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐱𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐚𝐝𝐤𝐚 𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐚𝐠𝐬𝐚𝐧, 𝐰𝐚𝐱𝐚𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐚 𝐲𝐚𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐮 𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐡". 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭?

 No.532235

Damn that nigger is really relaxing

 No.532237

>>532231
they look hungry, shit in their mouths

 No.533515

Up

 No.533747

>>532231
Light-Bulb (Head) Moment. You call the blaze-blinded niggers 'niggers' in the Ethiopian language of Amharic and tell them the other guy did. Then Bill Clinton comes along like in 1991.

 No.533756

Bring back selfish little fuck adventure

 No.533759

Bring back selfish little fuck adventure

 No.533765

Don't bring back selfish little fuck adventure

 No.533769

>>533759
Make a new thread you turbo fucking retard why do you want it back

 No.533780

>>533769
soot my beloved

 No.534274

bumo

 No.534440

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>>533747
??? ??? ???? ?????? ?????????? ??? ??????? ?? ??? "???? ????? ?? ?????" ??? ?????????? "??" ??? ?? ???? ??????? ?????? ???????? ???. ???? ???'? ?????? ??? ???? ????????? ??? ?????? ????, ??? ???? ???? ??? ????? ??? ??? ??. ???? ??????? ?? ???? ?????????, ??? ????? ???? ?? ??????? ??? ??????????? ???? ??? ? ??????. ???? ??? ????? ??????? ?? ???, ?? ??? ????? ???? ?????, ?????? ??????? ? ???? ?????...

 No.534444

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>>533747
??? ?????????? ????? ?????? ?? ? ?????? ????? ???? ??? ?????? ????. ??? ???? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ??????? ??? ?????? ?? ?????? ????? ???????.

 No.534618

>>534444
you spray your bbc mace but it only makes them stronger

 No.534651

>>534444
Will Minton "to avoid copyright" twists their heads off and joins you as your new companion

 No.535054


 No.535245

Bumo

 No.536295

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>>534618
>>534651
??? ????? ???? ??? (??? ??? ??????) ????? ?? ??? ??????, ???? ??? ??????????? ??????? ?? ??? ????? ?????? ???? ???? ?? ???, ???? ????? ???? ???? ???'? (??? ??????? ?????????)

 No.536301

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>>534618
>>534651
?????? ???? ?????? ????? ???? ???, ??? ???? ???? ?????? ?? ?? ???? "??????, ??? ??? ??? ·?????? ?? ??? ???????? ??????.) ?? ??? ????? ?? ??????? ?? ??? ???????.

 No.536309


 No.536436

>>536301
You and Bill Milton leave your humble farm, and head to nearest city on mars

 No.536507

>>536301
Show him the true American spirit by prank calling soot again

 No.536554

>>536507
gem idea

 No.536826

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>>536436
>>536507
??? ???? ???????? ?? ??? ????? ??????? ?? ???? ????? ??? ??????? ???? ???????? ???. ?? ??? ???? ????? ??? ???? ?? ??? ????? ?????, ?????? ?? ??? ?? ??? ??????? ????? ????? ?? ???? ??? ?????? ?? ????? ?? ???? ? ????? ???? ?????? ? ?????? ??????? ?? ???????? ???? ???? ???? ? ??????? ????????. ????? ???????? ?????????? ??? ????? ??? ??????? ?????? ??, ??? ?????? ?? ????? ???? ????, ?????? ????????? ?? ???? ???????. ??? ???? ??? ??.

 No.536827

>>536826
will you just fucking fart already

 No.536830

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>>536436
>>536507
??? ???? ??? ??, ????????? ?? ?????????? ???????????, "??? ??'? ??? ???" ? ????? ????????? ???? ?? ??? ????? ??? ????? ?? ????. "?????, ??? ?? ???" ?? ????, ??? ???'? ?????? ??? ??????? ???????... "?????, ?????? ??????" ... ??????? ?????????, ???? ???????? "????!" ? ???? ????? ?????? ???? ?? ??? ????????? ??????? ??????.

 No.536831

File: 1651462062425.png (1.31 MB, 3088x3181, es195.png)

??? ???? ?? ??? ????? ??? ???? ?? ???? ??????, "???? ?? ??? ?????, ?? ???????? ?? ??? ?????." ??? ??? ???? ????? ??? ??? ????? ??????? ?? ????, ??'? ???? ?? ???? ?? ?? ????????? ????...

 No.536882

Ask will if he's heard of any planets outside of ze bug zone

 No.537252

>>536507
Prank calling soot is the american spirit, as expected of soyteens?

 No.537288

>>536831
You stumble upon a colony of angry Serbs. They have escaped NATO and reside in a bombed-out TV station called 'Kosovo' - 5 times a day, 'KOSOVO JE SRBIJA' can be heard chanted over the loudspeaker, to which they all kneel to the ground and pray to Putin Father.

 No.537325

>>536831
you search for spices (just like in heckin dune) for your new hot sauce

 No.538301

Up

 No.540797

bumo

 No.542214

bumo

 No.542914

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>>536882
>>537288
>>537325
??? ??? ???? ?? ?? ??? ????? ?? ???????? ?????? ??? ??????? ????????? ?? ???? ????, ?? ???? ??? ???? ?? ??? ??? ?? ??? ????? ???? ??????? ?? ??? ????? ????? ?? ????, ??? ???? ? ????? ???? ????? ??????? ??? ?????, ??? ?????? ??'? ???? ?? ????? ?? ?????, ??? ???????? ?? ???? ??????? ????? ??? ???? ?????? ??????? ??????, ??? ??????? ???? ?? ? ?????? ??? ?????? ?? ?????? ???? ???????? ?? ?????? ? ??? ???? ?? ???-????? ??? ???? ???-????? ??????????, ??? ????? ???? ??? ?????? ? ????? ????????? ???????? ?????????? ?? ????????? ????? ??? ????????? ?????????, ??'? ???? ????? ??????, ??? ???? ???? ????? ?????? ???? ?????? ??? ?????????? ??'? ???????? ????? ?????.

 No.542923

>>542914
you recieve the news that the swedeowitz foundation has been shut down due to charges of human trafficking

 No.542925

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>>536882
>>537288
>>537325
??? ????? ??? ???????? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ?????, ? ????? ???????? ???????? '?????? ?? ??????" ?? ????, ??? ???? ???? ????????? ??????????? ?? ? ??????? ??? ???????, ?? ?? ??????? "????" ?????, ?????? ????? ??????? ????????????. ?? ???? ??? ???? ????. "?? ???, ?? ??????? ???? ????. ???? ??? ?????, ????? ??? ??? ????, ?? ????." ???????? ?? ? ????????? ?????? ??? ?? ?????, ?? ???? "???? ???? ?? ???? ???? ?? ?? ???? ??? ????, ????? ??? ??? ???????." ?????? ??? ????? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ???? ??? ????? ?????, ??? ???? ???? ??? ????? ???????? ???????, ???????? ???? ??? ????? ??????? ????? ???? ?????????? ?????? ??? ?????? ???????? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ??????? ????????? ???????, ?? ????? ??? ???? ? ????. ??? ???? ????? ????. ??? ???'? ???? ???? ?? ?????????, ?? ????? ? ???? ??? ???? ??? ??? ???, ???? ???? ???? ????????. ??? ??? ??????? ??? ????? ??? ??????? ?? ????? ??? ??? ?? ??????? "??? ???? ?????.", ?? ???? ?? ?? ?? ???? ??? ?????? ?? ???.

 No.542955

>>542925
kill will minton

 No.543205

>>542925
> ??? ???'? ???? ???? ?? ?????????
Spic detected.

 No.543209

>>542925
do the thug shaker

 No.543652

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>>542955
>>542955
??? ???????? ????? ??? ??? ???? ???, ??? ???? ??? ?? ????? ?????? ???? ?????? ???? ?????? ??? ?? ???????. ? ????? ???? ???? ???? ? ???????? ?? ? ??? ???? ? ???? ??? ???? ???... ???? ??? ??? ??? ???? ?? ?????? ??? ??? ???? ??? ???? ????? ???? "?'?? ??????? ??? ????, ??? ???? ??? ??? ?? ?????? ??..." ??? ??????? ??? ???? "???, ? ???? ???? ???? ?? ??? ?? ??????..." ?????? ?? ??????, ??? ????? ???? ?????????? ??? ???? ???? ????? ?? ????? ? ???? ??????? ????? ??????? ????? ??????? ??????.

 No.543659

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>>542955
??? ??????? ?????? ??? ??? ?? ??? ???? ????? ?? ??? ???? ???? ??? ??-??, ??????? ??? ??? ???. ?? ?????? ???? ????. ?? ??? ???? ???? ???? ????.

 No.543660

>>543652
rape the serbians

 No.543661

>>543652
Shit on the floor

 No.543662

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>>542955
???????????? ??? ???? ???? ??????.

 No.543667

>>543662
Ejaculate

 No.543704

>>543662
shit on the floor, ejaculate and throw Will's corpse at the men to stun them

 No.544025

>>543662
Hillary bursts through the sacred shrine smelling the savour of andenochrome.

 No.544650

up

 No.545404

'umping this gem

 No.545607

umping this gemerald

 No.545879

up

 No.546336

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>>543667
>>543704
>>544025
????? ????'? ???? ?? ????????? ??? ??????????? ?? ??? ?????????, ??? ???????'? ??? ???? ??? ?? ????, ?? ?? ??????. ??? ???? ??? ?????? ??? ????? ?? ?? ??? ???.

 No.546342

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>>543667
>>543704
>>544025
??????? ??? ??????, ??????? ??? ?????????? ??? ??????????? ??????.
????? ?? ?? ????? ?????????? ??? ?????, ??? ????'? ???????? ????? ??? ????? ?? ? ????? ???? ?? ?????? ?? ? ?????????? ??? ????????, ?????? ??????? ??? ???????? ????????? ??? ??????????? ?? ??????? ??????. ??? ??? ??? ????? ??????? ???? ?? ????? ?? ??? ???????.

 No.546343

death to nato kill all swedes kill all kikes kill all croats kill all bosniaks

 No.546346

>>546342
RAPE HILLARY

 No.546348

soot btw fucking do your job and pin these two threads god i hate you nigger so much

 No.546352

>>546348
they're both coal though

 No.547321

Oh my fauci, what's this gemerald doing at page 19?

 No.547756

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>>546343
>>546346
??? ??? ?? ?????? ??? ???????, ?????? ?? ?????? ?? ??? ????? ???????. ??? ?????? ?? ???? ??? ???? ???, ??? ??? ????? ???? ???. ???? ??? ??????? ??????? ???.

 No.547759

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>>546343
>>546346
??? ??? ?? ?? ??? ????? ?? ??? ?????, ??? ???? ??? ?????? ???? ????????'? ??????? ???????

 No.547760

coal kys

 No.547762

>>547756
>>547759
inflation porn
NOW

 No.547772

gem lys

 No.547988

>>547759
Finish drawing NOW!!! i had to wait like a day yesterday

 No.548688

>>547759
Swedish meatballs too spicey.

 No.548974

Umpo

 No.549032

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>>547762
>>548688
>>547988
??? ???? ? ????? ?????? ?? ???? ?????, ??? ???? ?? ??? ??????? ?? ??????? ?????? ??? ??????'? ????? ???????? ?? ???? ?? ??? ?????? ??????, ??? ????? ?? ?? ????! ??? ???? ??? ?????? ???? ???? ?????, ??? ??? ??? ???????? ??? ????? ??? ???? ???? ???? ??? ?? ??, ??? ?????'? ?????? ?????? ??????? ?????? ??? ?? ???? ??? ??? ????? ????????, ??? ???? ?? ???? ???? ?????? ?? ??????? ???? ??????? ??? ??? ????? ?? ???? ??? ??? ????'? ?????????? ??????

 No.549036

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>>547762
>>548688
>>547988
???????'? ??????? ????? ???? ????? ????????? ???? ? ????? ???, ??? ?????? ??? ??? ???? ???? ??? ????? ????. ??? ??????? ????? ?????, ????? ??????? ????? ??????? ??? ?? ??? ????, ??????? ????????

 No.549041

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>>547762
>>548688
>>547988
???? ??? ?????? ??????? ?????? ?? ????? ?? ??? ???? ?? ?????????? ?????.

 No.550273

bumoing this gem

 No.550388

part one of the video adaptation will be coming within the next few days

 No.550441

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???????'? ????? ???? ?????? ??? ????????? ????????, (??? ????...)

 No.550460

>>550441
smear shit over the kosovo sign

 No.550469

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I haven’t read most of this yet but wtf is happening was it written by the inflation fag?

 No.550476

i have read most of this now but ntf is not occuring was it transcripted by the deflation chad!

 No.551157

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...

 No.551164

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"????!!!"

 No.551167

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 No.551171

Is swedejak the de facto quest Soyjak?

 No.551326

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 No.551398

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which of these should I use as the voice for the video adaptation?

 No.551589

up

 No.551594

>>551398
use your own voice

 No.551596

>>551398
second one

 No.551603


 No.551821

'p

 No.552436

up

 No.552660

p

 No.552662

>>551603
you sound like a faggot

 No.552664

>>551603
i know someone irl with that exact voice wtf

 No.552665

>>551603
soy voice

 No.552679

>>551603
>no indian accent
wtf

 No.553818

Up

 No.554416

GO UP!!!

 No.554604

Up

 No.555031


 No.556762


 No.557829


 No.557910


 No.558630

Saved

 No.559874

Up

 No.560083

Coal

 No.560176

>>560083
Back to your trooncord bbc threads

 No.560197


 No.560518

What is this doing on page 8?

 No.560530

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𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐠

 No.560544

>>560530
progress on 'dio 'daptation is well underway as well

 No.560577

>>560530
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
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poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches

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 No.560858

>>560530
No 'jak sun therefore double-coal

 No.561176

Up

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Up

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up

 No.563153

stop necrobumping this tranny nas coal

 No.563163

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>stop necrobumping this tranny nas coal

 No.563169

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>>563153
Surely if I tell them to stop necrobumping it they will.

 No.563174

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>>563153
NOOOOOOOOOOOO LET ME KILL ALL THE ADVENTURE THREADS TO MAKE ROOM FOR MORE BBC AND NAS REDDIT DOGS!

 No.563196

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>>563174
>Omg its a heckin azov battalion dog hes gonna kill putin for being an evil chud

 No.563206

@563174
@563163
@563169
uh oh i upset the discoal trannies

 No.563208

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>uh oh i upset the discoal trannies

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𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐬, 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐲𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠. 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰.

 No.564525

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𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐮𝐳𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐳 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐧. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲. 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝.

 No.564532

>>564517
>>564525
Tie a noose say “it’s over” and hang yourself

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 No.564536

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SOOT FIX THIS

 No.564644

>>564525
Call 4chan veterans.

 No.564647


 No.565857

Page 18? Up

 No.566417

saved

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 No.566436

Can someone provide me with a more up to date ‘chive so I can fix the posts broken with questionmarks?

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 No.566459

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>still broken

 No.567203

Up

 No.567492

up

 No.567513

op

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Up

 No.567802

OP, where are you? just confirm that ur here

 No.567803

>>567802
I'm right here

 No.567812

>>567803
fix the question mark posts so i can get to work on chapter 2 chuddy

 No.567814


 No.567998

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>>564532
𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐤𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫? 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞.

 No.568002

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>>564532
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫. 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲, 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡, 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦? 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞. 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬. 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨.

 No.568788

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>>568002
Go to the local Ikea and have 'sex'. It's a type of flat-pack furniture you can buy for about threed fiddy coals (formerly öre).

 No.570216

saved

 No.570218

>>568002
OP YOU WILL FIX THE QUESTION MARK POSTS

 No.570931

Saving this gemerald from Cobson Spam

 No.571805

>>570931
more like coalson

 No.572917

Saved

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>>529455
Yesgem Victory

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Up

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up

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up

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 No.579197

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After realizing the error of your ways, you travel into the Martian wasteland. wanting to find meaning and purpose.

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 No.579214

>>579197
Suck a bbc

 No.579231

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You come across a angel, it fades into existence before the archangel says "I know your plight, but you must continue. But first you must pass a test."

 No.579242

>>579231
I accept the offer

 No.579248

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You ingest the Bath-Salts the angel gives you.

 No.579269

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You enter a feral rage, and attack the angel, but your violent impulse pass right past the angel as he summons a large powerful beam to blind you

 No.579277

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it slowly fades as you return to your normal mindset

 No.579287

bath salts are meant to be put in a bath fix this shitty writing

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He tells you that you failed your test, but still informs you about Mars City, large City that is the massive area that is safely protected from the Martian Outer Wastes. He tells you to find a pass in, then find several individuals called "4chan Veterans". before he disappears.

 No.579310

>>579294
Prepare for the long journey to Mars City by gathering local delicious and nutritious Mars-bug snacks

 No.579313

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You walk in the opposite direction, and take a shower, washing the debris and dust from the building's explosion of your skin. You then pack up your belongings and head towards Mars City.

 No.580206

up

 No.580209

fix the broken posts chuddy

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>>580226
this is an archive.today bug
why are you using it instead of web.archive.org?

 No.580293

>>580237
>>580226
i tried it with web.archive.org? and the posts were still broken, i guess i'll have to rewrite it the best of memory.

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>>534440
You accidently slip out a unknown racial slur while trying to further communicate with the somalians. they notice it and get insulted, and raise their weapons. but you can hear a whirring in the distance.
>>534444
Suddenly a man in a black suit dangling off a helicopter's ladder plants his feet on the ground as the helicopter departs, he sneaks up behind the somalians
>>536295
You spray the Somalians with BBC (Big Blinder Canister) and they imagine themselves having larger members, all while will milton sneaks up behind them.
>>536301
While they are distracted, he sneaks up behind one of them and breaks his neck, then he kills the others without breaking a sweat.
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You decide to wait near your farm for a raincloud to wash off the body paint, Used to blend in with alien races provided by the Swedeowitz Foundation. You then get a ringing from your transmitor, suddenly you decide to prank call soot one final time.
>>536830
A nervous secretary walks up to soot and hands him the phone, "It's for you sir." before he answers "Hello, This is data-mining incoporated." before a loud sound destroys his ear drums.
>>536831
After ruining soots day, you decide to head in the martian wasteland and look for other settlers or people who can help your business.

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>>542914
You walk for hours and hours, before coming across a large cave, you decide it's not worth the trouble going in and walk further through the wasteland. you eventually come across many destroyed buildings and a large news station called Kosovo, you enter it.
>>542925
You find a large speaker inside, transmitting the music blasting over the speaker. a man appears, injured and wearing Martian Security Armor. he says "You must help!" You decide whether this is a trap or not but eventually decide to help the man, he takes you to the source of the music, several Serbians stand as they say "Are they armed." he says no before you feel a sharp knock on your head as you become unconscious
>>543652
You find yourself in a shrine, dedicated to a unknown man, maybe of Russian descent. the Serbian Captain says "We will worship our god." before the man in the armor says "I brought them to you, will you let my family go." Before shooting, The Serbian Captain says "No...", before he fires, you break out of your restraints
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You pick up Will Milton as a human shield, the Serbian fires and kills the man in the armor, before his bullets impact Will Milton.
>>543662
Will's body is destroyed by the gunfire.
>>546336
The Serbian runs out of ammo as you throw Will's Corpse at them, it flies towards them
>>546342
It lands on the Captain, he cries out before going silent, the impact is not shortened by silence as a large section of the cave's structure breaks as a Large, Fat, Ugly creature shows itself.
>>547756
You try to restrain the creature, but it gobbles you up. you are devoured whole.
>>547759
You find yourself in the belly of the beast, slowly feeling the heat and pressure of the innards.
>>549032
You get an idea, you tear off the Sproke Can attached to your chest and drink the Ten Year old beverage's final portion before holding it in, and burping out the toxic formula's spew. sending it upwards.
>>549036
Nillary's guts feel bloated, as her skin stretches and distends with the gas bubbles.
>>549041
Her body expands and grows to incredible sizes.
>>550441
But it isn't enough room for one in there, and her body explodes. outside nothing occurs.
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>>551164
there's like 11 deleted posts, here's them
1:
You sit as the impact of the explosion fades, The Other Serbian looks in awe and fear before smiling, realizing he survived the explosion

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2: The Other Serbian's happiness is lively as the two of you stare at each other, but suddenly. The Serbian Captain pushes the cadaver off him as he shoots, the bullet misses you.

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3: The bullet misses you, but slices through the fuse, igniting it, The Other Serbian stares in horror as he notices the lit fuse

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4: He thinks for the final time, about what will become of him after the detonation. You get ready for death.

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remove the serb coal

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>>580358
thanks friend I can finally start work on chapter 2 video adaptation

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>>585977
OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS LE HECKIN EPIC ADVENTURINO WITH SO MANY RANDOM FUNNIES

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>OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS LE HECKIN EPIC ADVENTURINO WITH SO MANY RANDOM FUNNIES

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why take the risk?

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>>587522
no one says this, schizo

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>>589285
Theres... nothing there? Meds. Now.

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>>579310
You venture off to a side-quest. You venture north into the bug lands. You find a abandoned construction site, and dig through a mound.

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>>579313
You eventually find some bugs and pull out them out, while squishing one with your hand, you notice it's thick, slimey, stuffy green blood. but while your busy sticking your fingers in the bug's guts. a big, giant, massively sized creature makes it's way to you. you notice the creature and wonder what you will do?

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You pull out some bug-bait from your backpack. you prepare to throw it.

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>>593936
change your mind and eat it

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sametroon

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Op make new thread this one is bloated

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romanian is too lazy to finish this shit

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Y

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It’s over

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self insert dust

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Ratio

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>630577
fail

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why haven’t mods deleted this nas?

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>>593946
You decide to eat the bug bait, shoving the brown mound down your throat and gasping before swallowing, you then wait for the flavor of brown mound to make itself clear, you start to feel the disgusting taste work its way back up your throat

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>>593946
You puke a large stream outwards, spilling the contents of all your days breakfast and bug snacks, but after spewing outwards, you feel a sharp needle go through your upper torso, tearing itself through the muscle and flesh as the warm blood trickles out

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>>593946
The bug eyed creature lifts you up in the air, sending the large arm deeper in your insides and flesh, tearing blood vessels.

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>>593946
You try to tear out the bug's large pointy arm out of your wound, but it's too strong for you to tear out, even with all of your strength, it throws you in to the air

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>>634199
The arm tears itself out as you soar away. due the gravity of mars you smash into the martian ground, far from were you started collecting bugs.

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gem

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>>634203
See what this pipeline leads to.

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What does the reddit swede have to do with that statement?

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UP!!

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Cut the hose that leads to the chemical tank and use it to spray the giant bug thing with whatever chemical is in it.

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Where is OP?

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File: 1654421433175.png (153.94 KB, 1056x937, chad ear smiling solo soyj….png)

Another hiatus.
Stay strong Swedeheads.

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>>643891
lazy turk

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>>521577
stop stealing my filenames

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>>657473
up your's coaler

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>>645571
gemerald

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coaljak shitventure

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>>521754
Cob go up

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>>665632
Cobcoaler

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were still bumping this coal?

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>>667027
Angryduster

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why keep this alive

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>>675667
it's not finished yet

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>>635047
you follow the pipeline and find it connected to a well system, you tear it out

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>>640984
You spray the large creature with a stream of this green liquid, but eventually the pipe runs out and it stomps over to you

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The bug angrily attempts to impale you once again with it's large leg, but right as it is about to impact you dodge it, you lower your arm to the ground and pick up a piece of sheet metal to defend yourself with

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>>675841
Look at the creature and call him Nate

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The bug tries to stab after missing you the second time, you grab the large leg and grip it, crushing it with your hands

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You say "Nate" at the creature before throwing it over your head and backwards

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You suplex the large bug, as it lands several feet away, it hits the ground and goes unconscious

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You get up and look at the limp creature, before noticing something on the horizon, you find the vehicle connected to the pipe and drag it up the large mountain side, before pushing it

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File: 1655248177866.mp4 (14.06 MB, 1920x1080, 10688 - adventure animated….mp4)

re 'ploading here now that the 'chive is deleted

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The creature lays on the ground as the Vehicle comes closer to it's lower legs, it runs them over with a crunch, as the creature awakens with a shock of pain, before the Vehicle shoots past it's body

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the car speeds away as it flies towards a large machine, with a giant drill on top of it

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the car impacts into the machine, as the drill shakes and tears off it's connecting supports

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The drill crashes to the ground

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The bug gets up and stares at the horizon and machinery in the distance, missing two of limbs, it's slowly bleeding out, it's drearyness eventually is taken away when a large jutting pain is felted, before a the drill tears throw it's stomach

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You find a large keycard, and a small red piece that connects to it, you insert the small piece and it lights up, you gather your belongings and walk away from the corpse, you find yourself near large industrial equipment made out of dark metal before the barely alive creature hobbles over to you on it's limping legs, it's itenstines are pouring out as it stares in anger at you

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Take out a lighter that you had in your cargo pants this whole time. Pull down your pants just enough to expose your ass, point your ass towards the bug, and light a fart with the lighter, igniting the chemicals on the bug in the process.

IT'S BRAP TIME

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But above a large pellet contaning barrels filled with explosives support cable snaps as it falls downwards

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It crushes the creature as it dies on impact, you lose your shocked expression and walk away

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Go. Up!

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>>676927
sametranny

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up!!!

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>>675905
Enter the city and get chasen down by the mob for tearing out the pipe.

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GO UP

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go up

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>>681098
somebody always does it

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Page 40 save

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Page thirty getting sloppy teens

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>2 days since last update
It's over, isn't it?

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>>683814
last break was 13days however

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stop necrobumping this coal

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keep alive saging this gem

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>>683817
>you WILL let this gem thread die
>it WILL be replaced by the latest coal spam
>you WILL be happy

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>>683817
Ebin reverse psychology sister, I will necrobump this to spite you

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go up

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sweden fucking won coalson shitters on suicide watch

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UP

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barely saved from oblivion

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Saved it

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no one says this

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>>688529
i say this

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go up

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GO UP!

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Keep going up!!!!

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up though

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go up

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go up.

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UP!

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Keep going up!!!

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This thread is so old dogjaks were still a thing.

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>>702896
coalish dust

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gem go up though

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dont mind me just posting on the oldest soy thread ever

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up

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'm

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>>521577
unchecked trips on page 20

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>>675905
where did you go?

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cute win

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