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 No.107374[Last 50 Posts]

Soyjak woke up in his bed in the middle of the night. To his suprise, his wife (or is she his gf?) Flandre Scarlet was not there! She was kidnapped by her older sister Remilia Scarlet and taken to the Scarlet Manor! What will Soyjak do now?


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soyjak hurriedly calls his friend impjak from his iPhone 12 Pro


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Impjak answers the call. Soyjak tells him the drumpf joke and waits for a reply with an open mouth. Impjak doesn't laugh and asks soyjak why he called him at 3AM.

what now?


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Soyjak feels the urge to go to make a number twoie, but as he is potty trained (Flandre helped him (She's so sweet)) he holds it in and the pressure ceases.

Impjak urges Soyjak to tell him why he called so late at night: "come on faggot"


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Soyjak tells impjak that flandre is missing. Impjak is suprised. As a top contributor to the To-u Ho-u wiki, impjak has a lot of knowledge. He explains to Soyjak that Flandre's sister REMILIA SCARLET must have kidnapped her, and taken her back to the SCARLET DEVIL MANSION.
>The Scarlet Devil Mansion (紅魔館 Koumakan), also referred to as the Scarlet Manor or Scarlet Mansion, is a European-style mansion owned by Remilia Scarlet. It is located on a ridge on the edge of the Misty Lake.
>The Misty Lake (霧の湖 Kiri no Mizuumi) is a large lake located at the foot of the Youkai Mountain. Many fairies and youkai alike appear to gather here, especially during the summertime, given the abundant water. The lake and its environs appear to be the home of Cirno, Daiyousei and Wakasagihime.
>Youkai Mountain (妖怪の山 Youkai no Yama) is Gensokyo's largest mountain and volcano. As its name implies, it is inhabited almost exclusively by youkai, primarily kappa and tengu, and where humans are generally not welcome.
>Gensokyo (幻想郷 gensoukyou[1], "Land of Illusions" or "Land of Fantasy") is the setting of Touhou Project. Its culture vaguely resembles that of feudal Japan, heavily embellished with folkloric elements.
>Gensokyo was originally a desolate, haunted region of Japan ages ago. The youkai that lived there began to terrorize the surrounding lands, and thus powerful, heroic humans were sent to exorcise and exterminate them. The off and on battle between humans and youkai continued on until 1885 A.D., when Gensokyo was sealed off from this increasingly scientific and skeptical world with the creation of the Great Hakurei Barrier. There has been little contact between those societies ever since. Today, the only known gateway between Gensokyo and this world is the Hakurei Shrine, which stands in isolation along the border on distant mountains of the far east.
To access this magical land and eventually save his wife, Impjak explains, he should go to Hakurei Shrine, Japan.
Soyjak nods, this is a phonecall though so Impjak can't see it. Impjak tells Soyjak that if he is stuck, he can call him and he will explain more LORE to clarify and allow him to progress, and then hangs up.


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Soyjak drinks Wholesome Fukushima Soylent, ethically harvested from the corpses of japanese workers. He notices something changing within him, although he cannot tell exactly what it is. Suddenly, he flies into a homosexual rage, and tries to enter a gay bar "searching for Flandre". He is beaten by the bouncer, which throws him off his trance. He is no longer homosexual. He remembers what impjak told him and buys a plane ticket to japan.


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Soyjak falls asleep aboard the plane. He dreams he gets raped. He wakes up when the plane lands on japan. "Yikers", he thinks.


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Soyjak approaches a very stereotypical looking japanese man. He asks for directions to the "hakurei shrine". He's suprised when out of his mouth comes perfect japanese, and even more when he can perfectly understand the answer the japanese man gives. "This must be one of the powers given to me by the Wholesome Fukushima Soylent", he thinks to himself. Now he knows where to head.


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Soyjak tries to mock of the Asiatic. He successfully stretches his eyes, but he cannot make a pantomime of japanese, since when he tries to, perfect japanese comes out instead.

He tries to open his mouth in order to gulp down the Asian, but he cannot open it wide enough, and by this point the man has left, having been "weirded out".


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Soyjak, following the Japanese Man's instructions, finds his way to the shrine.




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Soyjak gets the urge to get some "sexy time"; he also gets the feeling it's a bad idea to do so, given the sacred nature of the place he is in, so he puts it off.

He tries to steal the donation box, it's empty though. He manages to move it two feet before he hears a high pitched scream and subsequently is hit by some sort of "magic projectile".


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The explosion seemed very strong, but Soyjak is unphased, "This must be one of the powers given to me by the Wholesome Fukushima Soylent", he thinks to himself. Soyjak tries to run, but that projectile still left him quite numb, so he only manages a few steps before falling on his bottom.
The voice confronts him, more composed now: "Human! who are you? what do you want? why are you almost naked?"
Soyjak looks up, and sees a young woman dressed in weird clothing standing in front of him.


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Soyjak feels his lil 'jak growing inside his undie-pants. To avoid any shameful display, he starts repeating what the girl said back at her, while holding a printed soyjak. The girl seems confused, so the strategy has apperently worked.

Soyjak calls Impjak, asking for information on who or what this girl is. Impjak, the To-u Ho-u wiki pro tells him:
>Reimu Hakurei (博麗 霊夢 Hakurei Reimu) is the main protagonist of the Touhou Project series along with the deuteragonist, Marisa Kirisame. As the shrine maiden of the Hakurei Shrine, she manages the Hakurei Border of Gensokyo and exterminates troublesome youkai.
Strangely, time seems to not have moved while this happened.




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Soyjak stands up, and explains to the inquiring girl:
>I'm Soyjak, I'm looking for my wife Flandre, who was kidnapped by her sister
Reimu seems suprised:
>You're telling me Flandre Scarlet is your WIFE?! The sister of the Scarlet Devil? Now that you mention it, I did see someone flying off in the night some days ago. You say her sister kidnapped her, so she must've taken her to the Scarlet Mansion, where she's been imprisoned for over four centuries. The path to the mansion is dangerous for a human, and you will have to fight not only the youkai you find on your way there but also Remilia Scarlet and her servants! You don't seem to be a normal human though...
>I can't go with you right now, I'm dealing with an Incident of my own. I can give you some supplies to help you on your way though- and some clothes, it's very improper to be naked in front of a girl, you know? You have very good Japanese for a westerner, you wont have trouble with that at least.
Reimu directs soyjak to a path beyond the shrine, which she says will take him to the Mansion. She also gives him food, and clothes, together with a bunch of unspecified items that will surely help soyjak further in the story. (Perhaps this girl will be of help later?)

What does SOYJAK do NOW?


did the thread get deleted or something?


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Soyjak covers himself with the simple cloth that the girl gave him. As a thanks for the help, he offers her a can of Sproke Refreshing Drink. She hessitantly takes it.

Leaving Reimu behind, soyjak starts walking down the path she showed him. Lost in the natural scenary, he suddenly is hit by a projectile. He looks a where it came from, and sees a tiny fairy, looking daggers at him. He attempts to move forwards, but the fairy stops him again. The fairy seems determined to not let him pass, what does SOYJAK do NOW?


The colorseethers killed it yeah.


kohlorshits FAILspammers killed various gems, including the original thread


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Soyjak asks the fairy who she is and what are her intentions. The fairy doesn't seem to understand. Unable to extract any information from the fairy, Soyjak calls Impjak. He explains:
>A fairy (妖精 yousei) is a small, simple, humanoid creature of magic that represents some aspect of nature. Many of them are also simple-minded. They tend to have short lives, but they will regenerate immediately after dying. In the games themselves, the fairies are by far the most common general stage enemy in the Touhou Project.
The fairy becomes aggressive again, and shoots a magic ball at Soyjak. Soyjak instinctively hits the projectile, which bounces back and strikes the fairy. The FAILry falls to the floor, knocked out. Soyjak is suprised at this, now he can deflect projectiles, if he times it well enough? "This must be one of the powers given to me by the Wholesome Fukushima Soylent", he thinks to himself. Soyjak grabs the fairy and stuffs her in a box, perhaps she will be useful later?

In any case, Soyjak keeps following the road for a while. Eventually he arrives at a crossroads. The left path leads to a village, about 1200ft away, the right one goes over a meadow and leads into a forest far away. Behind it, a huge mount.

What does SOYJAK do NOW?


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SOYJAK walks to the gates of the village.


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Soyjak takes a shit between the bushes some feet away from the village wall.

Soyjak enters the village. All the people there are normal humans. Soyjak approaches a squat old man.


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Soyjak adresses the old man:
>uhhhh hello-
>Oh, an outsider! Your kind are rare here. Gensokyo is very dangerous for you, since you're not protected by the Spell Card Rules... I'm suprised you even made it this far... an unluckier fellow would've been eaten by a youkai...

What does SOYJAK do NOW?


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Soyjak asks the old man how can he be protected.
>You see, the youkai need conflict to not go extinct. The Spell Card Rules are a sort of contract make it so fights are fairer between the youkai and the humans. The youkai are different than us, they can't break oaths, these rules only bind them to the humans from the human village THOUGH, so you can't be included. However, they won't attack you if you don't leave the village, since it's protected by Keine Kamishirasawa, our powerful guardian goddess. I was a youkai exterminator in my youth, so I know how to deal with them, and can venture outside, but for you, it's better for you to stay here. It's kind of sad, the youngsters don't want to learn, I can't pass on my knowledge...


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Soyjak asks the old man to be trained. After a long process of training that seems to not have consumed any time, Soyjak is instructed in the arts of youkai extermination. What does SOYJAK do NOW?


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Before he left, the old man told Soyjak:
>Be careful, where you're going is the youkai forest. It's enchanted, powerful magical creatures dwell there...
What does SOYJAK do NOW?


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Soyjak takes the fairy out of the box. Before she can fly away, he ties her to a stick. He will use the fairy as a guide to travel the forest. But he is searching for the vampire's manor, so maybe walking TOWARDS the danger is a better idea? Who knows...

What does SOYJAK do NOW?


no you won't


anti-touhou failers reveal themselves as coalor spammers too...


First reply was:
>do a compromise: head 90 degrees clockwise of the direction the fairy escapes from


epic fail


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highly doubtful


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keep reposting it lazy bones


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op said he's anti-lgbt to be fair


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Soyjak decides that since he both wants to avoid danger, but also go towards the greatest danger of them all, he will take the average between both and head 90° from where the fairy runs from. He walks through the forest for a while. He hears a movement of the leaves, but sees nothing. He hears it again and again, finding nothing each time. Until suddenly, he turns around for the fifth time and and is faced with a strange winged goblin with red skin lounging at him, knife in hand!

What does SOYJAK do NOW?


i love jakkies


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>COLORFULJAK bursts into thread and BRUTALLY STABS coalish BITCH character while monofail soyjak stands and watches, monofail soyjak died next.



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shitty fail


what'd they delete


Why is that gif 50mb though


who let the schizo out


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Thank you OP for recognizing my post as the true ending.


It's not tho.


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CoalorFAIL ending is not true ending.


based OP now please add more body horror to this story to save it


Someone (that is gemmy) should give actions for soyjak to take. For sure, I'll try to include more gore within the boundaries the story allows.


That's more fit for the soot resistance CYOA.




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It was accidentally deleted. I need to remake the thread. I still need to draw doejak taking a shit on Markiplier's monitor though.




using the skills taught to you by the old man, fire a magic projectile at the goblin


coal kill it


constant FAIL


Shit ass leftypol thread




Release your special Soyspell Card to repell the attacker then immediately engage in danmaku combat with him and target his nutz


yeah i'm thinking gem


bumping this, hopefully update soon


sagefag fail






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Reacting quickly, Soyjak evades the attacker, activating the Soyspell Card. The winged red goblin is quicker than him however, and in an instant avoids harm from the card by flying 40 feet into the sky. Soyjak looks up, and sees a barrage of shining feathers shooting towards him. He activates a spell taught to him by the old man, summoning his own swarm of projectiles with the goblin's testicles as target. The bullets shoot out, sure to hit, but the feathers surround him now mere feet away!

What does SOYJAK do NOW?


piss on the floor


after that, collect the piss and feed it to politicians



kys piss fetishist




skillfully evade the feathers using your newfound youkai extermination skills


piss, become a worm, then drink your piss


i'm thinking gem


contribute to the thread instead of doing a shitbump




please just draw him taking a piss or a shit


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this lol




this so much


this though


this honestly



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this honestly.



this, so much.


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huh, so these are the people 'toss is redpilling thanks to the amogus meme



meds. now.





soyjak, now having pissed on the floor and having fed it to politicians (which really pissed them off), decides its time to kill the ceo of anime, but he quickly realizes that he wont accomplish this task without a proper weapon

So what will SOYJAK do NOW in order to get a nice weeb-slaying weapon?


i am op btw we continue this thread now without pictures and anyone is able to further the story with his shit ass input


the story is already completed, see >>107555


thats coalor though


anyways soyjak now goes to the local hospital, shits on the floor, and starts throwing balls of shit inside rooms full of cancer having children



faggot op update the story




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Soyjak skillfully avoids the feathers. His projectiles explode against the balls of the red goblin, and it falls smouldering to the floor.


Roast him and eat him


help the goblin recover by feeding it the fairy you caught earlier. it will owe you its life and become an invaluable ally


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Soyjak approaches the unconscious red goblin. He tries to skin him, but the pain awakes the goblin and it flees, leaving only wind in Soyjaks hands. He looked like he was quite scared, perhaps no more of them will attack Soyjak. Soyjak tries to find the fairy he had tied to the branch, since he lost track of it during the fight. Wandering for a while, he eventually finds the stick hanging by one end of the rope from a tree. The other end is empty, the knot is undone. The fairy managed to unfasten herself and escaped, indeed, he looks and sees her flying away, half a mile into the sky, leaving a trail of sparkles. It looks like Soyjak won't be able to find the way to his objective, having lost his guide, however, he hears a faint sound of rushing water.

What does SOYJAK do NOW?


shit on the floor


move carefully in the direction of the water




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Soyjak walks towards the sound and comes upon a rushing river.


every river has a source. follow it upstreams


shit on the floor




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Utter gem of an adventure thread OP, great storytelling




only the coal spam makes it a little gemworthy, the rest is tranime coal


I don't like anime either, but I can appreciate the quality of the writing and the drawings


>but I can appreciate the quality of the writing and the drawings
ok its still shit though






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>only the coal spam makes it a little gemworthy, the rest is tranime coal
>ok its still shit though


soy dueling is an effective way to do that, it's not banned



meant for >>117133


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>no fuck off he said shitposting is our right yet still deletes it whenever he sees something that goes against his trannification agenda




shut up


its gemmy tho





I’m trans btw




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Soyjak starts following the river upstream. He encounters a weird turtle-girl sitting on top of a stone near the riverbank. She looks at him intently.

What does SOYJAK do NOW?


throw a pebble at her


hey you stole my impish nitorijak!!!


Ask her why there is sperm on her hat


ask her if she knows where flandre is


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It's a very good jaksy my friend. I think it's no problem for me to use it.

Soyjak feels menaced by her intense look and decides to throw a preemptive pebble at her. The forest floor lacks any capacity to produce such a blunt weapon, however, the riverbank is mostly claysome, so he parts with the idea of throwing a pebble and settles for a ball of mud instead. He sets on fashioning the projectile out of the soil.

The girl realizes she has attracted Soyjak's full attention towards her and quickly hides behind the boulder, only peeking her head and hurriedly hiding again when he looks up. Seeing the shy nature of the magical being, Soyjak relents his weapon-making, instead opting for a more diplomatic approach. He tries to establish conversation:
>why is there sperm on your hat?
And after remembering why he even set on this journey in the first place, he adds:
>Also, do you know where Flandre is?


colorjak asks if they’re okay


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btw here's another version I made, I didn't like it as much tho


stfu coal


she looks shy. give her a disarming, friendly smile


why the falseflag tho you aren't the true coalorer




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Soyjak offers a disarming smile to the magic girl. She doesn't turn away this time, instead, she keeps looking at Soyjak in the eyes. She says:
>it's not sperm, it's a white wispy! What Flandre are you talking about?


call impjak and ask him what a "wispy" is





that definitely isn’t 30 seconds
Fix. This. Shit. NOW.


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Soyjak calls impjak and asks him what a "wispy" is:
>It just means fine and feathery, like the smoke from incense. The symbol on her hat doesn't mean anything, "wispy" is just describing how it looks.


shit on the floor and cut your wrists


what's with all the shit fetishists itt?


sound yourself with a cactus


put a horse cock dildo in your ass


with this new information in mind you tell the girl that her hat is indeed very wispy.

you also specify that you're looking for flandre scarlet, remilia scarlet's sister


Im telling you soot this forced garbage comes from a cabal of spergs, i suggest moving this thread to their containment board >>>/a/ , no matter how much they samefag and torpost in opposition to this idea i'm right and fellow soy connoisseurs will agree with me.


fucking kill yourself


>literal board wiping spam is okay, but a single story thread that I can choose to avoid needs to be deleted


Look at >>120750 and >>120751 , they are posted fucking 15 seconds apart - just op torsperging exactly as he did in the past. Of couse they will deny this just as they denied shilling this thread on leftypol after some chud exposed them for it.


yes though


didnt say spam is okay but your tranime garbage is on the verge of spam itself, also i didnt say delete it just move it to >>>/a/ where it belongs


there’s child porn encrypted in these images OP made btw


soot embeeds child porn on every image uploaded onto SP


>but a single story thread
lol have you taken a look at the catalog? your animeposting is getting just as bad as the colorposts were


you newchuds can whine and cry all you want. soot already sided with us OG soyjakposters when he deleted your seething spam that day. 'hou board doe


dettached from reality


meds. now.


fucking moron.

the color spam wiped EVERYTHING, including the story threads. if you think a handful of threads on a 25+ page board is "just as bad", you need a serious reality check.
even today, we had loads of low quality threads made by obvious 4chud immigrants during the downtime. I'm not seeing you complain about those.
this thread lives rent free in your head


You will never be able to gaslight us, we know this comes from leftypol and is intended to fuck this site over, just look at how captain coal was related to anime aswell and during the board wipes people posted anime.
Yes some honest oldfags left recently, and now the opposition to tranime coal is less, but we wont forget that you don't belong on this board.



uhhmm actually I counted seven... do you have seven fingers on each hand chud? Yeah, I don't think so, so actually, "HANDFUL" is #FakeNews, get debunked chud.


*sight* there goes the newchud again with his schizo revisionism


Wow, what a coincidence that the core tranime and cunny threads were all preserved...


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Really makes you think


starting to get worried about you, newchud, this doesn't seem healthy


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start saving gems yourself instead of complaining that others do it


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bleh these newchuds do nothing but bitch and complain


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Soyjak says to the girl:
>Your hat really is wispy... the Flandre I'm searching for is Flandre Scarlet, the sister of Remilia Scarlet
The turtle girl is suprised, and adopts a somber tone:
>Both the sisters live in the mansion that's perched on a cliff overlooking the Misty Lake.
She points backwards:
>The Misty Lake is over there, this rivers flows out from it. You must be mad to be searching for that mad vampire devil.


shit floor


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shit on floor and eat it


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>shitting on the floor and eating it is a good way to continue the story, i would suggest that he kills himself after that aswell.
>also op put cp in half of these images


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hi tranny


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Great idea
Op do it


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>hi tranny


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thats you


thank the girl for the information and keep following the river upstreams


throw a pebble at her


steal her dumb sperm hat


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Soyjak throws a pebble at the girl, she loses balance trying to avoid it and falls into the river. She starts swearing at him. Apparently, she can control water.

Soyjak ignores the nagging female and keeps walking upstream. The river starts widening and he ends up standing in front of the Misty Lake.

What does SOYJAK do NOW?



look for the cliff that the mansion is standing on


Go back and throw a stone at her


shit on the floor




someone post the one forth from the right





>All at the same time


Sorry for not updating, I need to think about what happens next



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Soyjak starts walking the shore of the lake. Night falls. The shore starts sloping and soon it turns into a cut bank. He looks to the horizon and sees it becoming a cliff. At its end, he sees a large building, light shines through its windows. It seems to be surrounded by a tall wall.

What does SOYJAK do NOW?


soyjak shits on the floor


approach the building carefully, stick to the shadows to avoid detection


>What does SOYJAK do NOW?
suck big black cock




nuke the moon


shit on the floor


>soy community
I'm laughing at yuo


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this, op is a faggot and my girlfriend would never do this bullshit.


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floorposter seethe




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not indulging the gay interracial fetish

Soyjak approaches the right side of the walled of the manor.

Soyjak concentrates his will into the objective of destroying the moon. It doesn't change at all, or... was that crater there before? Soyjak can't remember. He forgets about it, he just saw a figure standing in front of the entrance. He hides behind the corner. Doesn't seem to have noticed him, yet.


Draw him meditating with stars in the backcround, include one of thr planetjaks.




Come forward and say hi.


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Draw him meditating with stars in the backcround, include one of thr planetjaks.

Chud 3 hours ago No.134124

Chud 4 minutes ago No.134191
Come forward and say hi.Draw him meditating with stars in the backcround, include one of thr planetjaks.

Chud 3 hours ago No.134124

Chud 4 minutes ago No.134191
Come forward and say hi.Draw him meditating with stars in the backcround, include one of thr planetjaks.

Chud 3 hours ago No.134124

Chud 4 minutes ago No.134191
Come forward and say hi.



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huge coal


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>huge coal


waste of disk space


Why so mad, tho?


wothless coal


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waste of disk space

Chud 07/13/21 (Tue) 14:22:04 No.134203
Why so mad, tho?

Chud 07/13/21 (Tue) 14:26:32 No.134204
wothless coal


fail, you can't even quote me


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Chud 07/13/21 (Tue) 14:34:35 No.134206
fail, you can't even quote me


Soyjak soyduels the figure


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Chud 07/13/21 (Tue) 14:42:33 No.134215
Soyjak soyduels the figure


such a gem


fail moment



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fail moment

Chud 2 minutes ago No.134257


meds and coal


epic fail




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Soyjak approaches the figure standing besides the gate. It's a woman dressed in a military-green dress, with a beret on her head. Actually, she is deep asleep and snoring in quite an ungraceful way. She seems quite powerful.


shit on the floor


and eat the shit


Wake her up


fuck you op soot delete this coal op has never listened to any of our requests


That's a bad idea.


seethe shitfloorer seethe


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I think he should climb over the wall to get into the house instead of waking up the guard.


Yea let the guard get his soysleep


Who asked


So should I draw the guard waking up and fighting Jak or should he instead jump over the gate and sneak into the mansion?


draw him killing himself


Yes 100
shut up retard


draw him shitting himself


He has to kill himself now




what this sneeds is a BUMPERINGO


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>what this sneeds




coalfag still seething at this gem i see


let this coal thread die already


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Soyjak wakes up the woman. She looks up to him with groggy eyes, somewhat dazed. She seems rather vulnerable, she could be taken down with one hit in this state. What does SOYJAK do NOW?


Say "My fair lady, in all my travels I have never seen a more beautiful woman."



soyjak shits on the floor


don't cheat on flandre you degenerate


Well then what should soyjak do instead


Shut up
He does what the anon said.Yo better not fucking reply to yourself with something else again.


shit on the floor



tell her to take you to flandre




Flandre's probably cheating on him while he's looking for her, IM FUCKING SURE OF IT, IT'S AN NTR PLOT


tell her
"glory to the people's republic of china and glory to xi jinping"


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Soyjak compliments the woman: "My fair lady, in all my travels I have never seen a more beautiful woman." He doesn't mention it's the first time he's ever traveled. Even without that, how true it is is not certain, he does love the shine in Flandre's eyes. The woman does have the "prominence of her bosom" which is glaringly lacking on Flandre's, THOUGH. Soyjak moves those thoughts out of the way, "comparison is the thief of joy," as they say.

The compliment has it's effect, the guard blushes and looks away, seemingly not to having realized yet what's happening, still half-asleep. Quite lethargic for a guard, it plays to Soyjak's favour in any case.

What does SOYJAK do NOW?



*In his mind(insert smugsoyjak.jpg)* "Hehe, f*moid whore took the bait"
Try to persuade her into letting you in.


she's cheating on him with ME because SHE is MY wife


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The guard is charmed by the compliment, as Soyjak planned. He tries to take advantage of this: "my beauty, I forgot the keys, can you open the gate for me?"

She whispers an almost silent "yes". To his immense suprise, she actually opens the gate. Sleep, it seems, places an enormous weight on her reasoning abilities. He enters and she closes the gate behind him. He turns, kisses her forehead through the bars, and says to her: "sleep again". Again to his suprise, the woman actually falls asleep where she was standing at the beginning.

Now soyjak is on the inside of the Manor's walls. What does SOYJAK do NOW?


meds. now.


t. wholesomejak
Kill yourself retard soyjak is supposed to be your best friend


Go inside, what do (you) see?




Your' strorytelling is shit, I'm not hating on a touhou thing, the plot and characters are just borring as fuck.


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>Your' strorytelling is shit, I'm not hating on a touhou thing, the plot and characters are just borring as fuck.


Its true though


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>Its true though


if apples say facts then I'm an apple and I look like that


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>if apples say facts then I'm an apple and I look like that


Shut up retard, her storytelling is good.


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i find this soyjak really hot


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>i find this soyjak really hot


lol I'm not a woman though


've been FEELING pretty uninspired LATELY


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Ignore the incels and BELIEVE in (Yuo)'re self!!! :D :D :D


next ttime you introduce a new touhou, please make it a 'jak like you did with nitori


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Soyjak sneaks inside through a window that was left unlocked. It's decorated like a ostentatious mansion from centuries past, rather like what it is. The floor is covered in a bright scarlet carpet, the rest of the decoration follows the same pattern, everything is a hue of red.


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smash the window to cause a distraction, then dart off into the mansion


theyre trying to slide this


he takes off his bathrobe and walks around naked until he finds something interesting


soyjak shits on the floor


he already did that tho


bump lole


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Soyjak smashes the window. Nobody seems to have noticed, he's all alone. He gets a cut on his hand, though. He walks through the passages of the mansion until he comes upon a set of stairs. One goes down, one goes up.

What does SOYJAK do NOW?


Soyjak turns pitch black, his eyes emitting a green glow and he says "greater than though"


naruto run up the up stairs


snuff out the candle and eat it


Call impjak for help


shit floor


this so much this


Sigma grindset 💰💰💰 mentality 💰💰💰
We can only go 🔥🔥 up 🔥🔥


that's an oil lamp not a candle thoughy


this, so much this


you have no proof


prove it
or drink the oil from the lamp if it is an oil lamp


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Soyjak takes the OIL LAMP off the support. He takes the glass off, snuffs out the little flame and takes a sip of the oil. It's bitter and hurts his mouth, he can't make himself swallow it and spits it out.

He's in almost total darkness. He calls Impjak for help. Impjak explains to him that Flandre is canonically locked in the basement, so he should go down the stairs.


go up the stairs and tell that to impjak


this. impjak is being a bit too helpful, he's probably hiding something


Wow. Uh... meds. Like, now.






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Soyjak goes up the stairs. He tells impjak he went up the stairs. Impjak gets annoyed, tells Soyjak he's a retard and hangs up. Soyjak is standing in front of a long passage with doors on each side, fairly similar to the floor he was on before.


shit on your own face and eat the shit


explore by opening doors at random




impjak now joins soyjak and starts eating his shit too


teleport behind impjak and decapitate him


he won't do that tho


Gem thread


nah its a c*aldventure thread



thats a c*aldventure too, they all are


How is this still up lol?


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Cause it's a gem that needs to be bumped


your head will be cracked open with a pickaxe


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Soyjak explores the doors. He opens one. Behind it is an empty room, at most with some chairs. He opens another, and comes into another room like that. In fact he finds several rooms like this behind all the doors he opens. He finds a grander door, more decorated, however, and when he opens it, he sees a massive library, aisle upon aisle of immense bookshelves. In front of him, far away, there is a girl dressed in a purple nightgown, turned away from him, reading a book under the light of a candle. She hasn't seen soyjak yet.

what does SOYJAK do NOW?


walk up to her and say hello


burn the library down accidentally


Take a shit on the floor



This! So much this!


5007 [)0 ┬|-|][


since you're about to introduce a new touhou, I'd like to remind you of this post:


I can't Fap to a 'jak, Tho.


Go and introduce (You)'re self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I fapped to the nitori soyjak tho


I ejaculate everyday to jacobson





I can make her a mix of anyme and 'jak like I did with the turtlegirl


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meds schizo



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Soyjak walks up to the girl. She's completely absorbed by the book, and doesn't hear his footsteps. She doesn't notice him until he puts a hand on her shoulder and says:
She turns her head and looks up; her eyes widen and she turns pale. She jumps back and casts a purple magic ray towards Soyjak.

What does SOYJAK do NOW?




evade her attack and seek cover behind one of the bookshelves, then do as >>155366 says



bumping this gemmy


jab her with the vaccine


bumping this GEM


bumping this GEM






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Continue the story


continue with your suicide


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Soyjak evades the attack, runs and ducks behind the corner of the bookshelf. He screams "HELLO HELLO HELLO MY NAME BASEDJAK HELLLO HELLO, WHO. ARE. YOU?!". The girl pursues him closely, bends the corner and stands in front of him. She ignores what he said and prepares a new attack. Soyjak has a split second to react.

What does SOYJAK do NOW?


shit on the floor


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Quickly go there and bow down like a little BITCH, and beg for her forgiveness.





This, it's the first reply so you have to do it, also it makes sense because soyjak is scared


dart around the corner of the bookshelf


this also make him pee himsself


that's not how it works though



controversial 'em


bump desu


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>B-but I'm too busy w-with work and...
No one cares, this is more important.


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Stop being transphobic bro, its not cool


holy gem of the highest order


bump tho


bump thogouh


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>bump tho


thats dough not a doe though


flandre th


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Soyjak runs into the other aisle. He screams "Sorry! Sorry!" while running away. He looks back and sees the girl turns the corner, she fires another magic beam, that misses. She's very agitated and breathes strongly, at times wheezing.


shit on the floor


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Massive Gem thread


fire a projectile at the bookshelf above her hoping that the books fall on her


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Hol' up what is this gemmy doing here? No cap im bumping that hoe.


though bump


let this coal die it gets updated once a fortnight its too slow



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Never, bumping this until the day I die






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>12 days since the last 'hou
it's over




then die






>last update was 15 days ago
it's over bros...


I'm on a trip and can't draw the next part. It's not abandoned. though.


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Soyjak shoots a magic bolt at the bookshelf. When it hits, the explosion revebrates and throws the whole bookshelf onto the girl. The pile of books stays on the floor, not moving, even after some moments. The girl must've been taken out by the hit.


dig out her body and search it for useful items


i cant believe this historic gem is still receiving updates


coal thread


gem thread


bumpish earjak ears


On my momma im finna bumping this gem until i die




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Soyjak rumages through the pile of books. He pulls the girl's unconscious body out of it. Her body hangs completely flaccid and her breath is short and faltering. She's wearing a simple night gown over plain underwear, no pockets. Soyjak finds nothing of value.


shit on the floor


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>Soyjak rumages through the pile of books. He pulls the girl's unconscious body out of it. Her body hangs completely flaccid and her breath is short and faltering. She's wearing a simple night gown over plain underwear, no pockets. Soyjak finds nothing of value.



Leave her and go on your way.


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>>Soyjak rumages through the pile of books. He pulls the girl's unconscious body out of it. Her body hangs completely flaccid and her breath is short and faltering. She's wearing a simple night gown over plain underwear, no pockets. Soyjak finds nothing of value.


Overhated Gem goes up


build a huge tower of books that encases the girl completely, then do as >>174038 says and leave




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Soyjak stacks the weighty tomes around the girl, encasing her within the improvised walls. He leaves library, leaving the girl trapped, in case she wakes up. The Soyjak scurries through the halls of the manor until he finds a guilded gold-and-red door with a great lock on it.


crush the lock with your teeth


look around


be gay do crime


bumping this in case kuz' raid wipes the board


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Soyjak looks to either side of the passage leading to the door, and sees them both empty. He places the lock with his mouth. An unexpected strength clenches his jaw and crushes it. The strain and pressure leaves his jaw and teeth hurting. The mangled lock comes undone and falls in parts from the door it was fastened on. The door is now loose and opens a bit on its own.


Go inside


Stop winking

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