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Which soyjak do you hate the most?
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How many of you are NEETs?
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>deleted
>banned
>image spoilered
>thread moved
I've experienced it on numerous imageboards. Why are imageboard admins and moderators such rulecuck retards? Is it because they are such big losers in real life that this is their only way of having "power"? It's pathetic.
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>NOOOOOO you can't just post soyjak on /g/!! You have to use memes I personally like.
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>nu soyposters
>spinoff
>og soyposters
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Penis
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DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of /qa/, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite Subreddits. you should totally come on down to my enby thread, it’s got BUILT FOR BBC POSTERS and everything, we can post a nice leebait image or three and get crazy watching some schizo tell us to kill ourselves! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Fuck Jannies Thread- listen here, right, it’s a THREAD where us BASED SHITPOSTERS who do BASED EPIC SHITPOSTS can go Spam. BUT!!!! it’s also an PORN THREAD like when we were kids, so we can masturbate, without dumb normalfags bothering us. speaking of which sneed and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting banned tomorrow, that way we can save filenames to spent more on ourselves and our HECKIN SHITPOSTS. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna POST this politic bait thread and post open another one!!!
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>^
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>DOCTOR SAYS COUGH RED BLOOD SMASH WINDOW CUT HAND GRAB GLASS SHARD STAB NECK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
R: 34 / I: 9
you WILL ruin other people's sites by raiding them
you WILL autistically complain about KnowYourMeme filenames
you WILL be a boring monotonous poster who contributes nothing
R: 1 / I: 1
POV: you are meds
R: 39 / I: 11 (sticky)

friday 04/12/20 12:00 GMT

SOYJAK&CHILL
>1)Slow cook, stomach wrenching, bone chilling, emotionally draining MIDSOMMAR
>2)The Babadook
plus other stuff

https://cytu.be/r/Soyjak

pls shill
pls pin MOOOOODS
R: 35 / I: 18
>though
R: 5 / I: 1
LOVE janny
LOVE soy
LOVE soyjak
LOVE soybooru
LOVE chud
LOVE chudjak
LOVE meds
LOVE schizo
LOVE sneed
LOVE sneed island
LOVE farmer sneed
LOVE feed
LOVE seed
LOVE chuck
LOVE farmer chuck
LOVE fuck
LOVE suck
LOVE based
LOVE soyjak.party
LOVE onions
LOVE soystein
LOVE soyberg
LOVE asylum
LOVE cia
LOVE plane
LOVE bane
LOVE pickle rick

NO no no no gucci loafer
NO No soy
NO /a/
NO captcha
NO No no NO 4channel.org
No no no no no reddit.com

NOTICE not the Tranny
R: 25 / I: 7
just drew soyjak form memory

what do you think?
R: 0 / I: 0
>Oya is a town and the administrative centre of the subdistrict of the same name in Mukah Division, in the Malaysian state of Sarawak. It is located near the mouth of Oya River with the South China Sea. Oya is about 26 kilometres (16 miles) to the west of Mukah, the division's administrative town.

>Oya has a secondary school, namely Oya National Secondary School (Malay: Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Oya). It also has primary schools: Datu Pengiran Mohamad National School (Sekolah Kebangsaan Datu Pengiran Mohamad), Yak Tee (Chinese) National-Type School (Sekolah Jenis Kebangsaan (Cina) Yak Tee), KG Senau National School (Sekolah Kebangsaan KG Senau), Kampung Bakong Terus National School (Sekolah Kebangsaan Kampung Bakong Terus), KPG Teh National School (Sekolah Kebangsaan KPG Teh).
R: 1 / I: 0
>lewis structures
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>Please do not put your internet router in a Faraday cage. Please do not put your internet router in a Faraday cage.
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>let there be a such that…
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>privacy policy
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>I play TF2
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>varmint
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>Stop tearing your hair out or we'll put you back in the straitjacket
R: 1 / I: 1
>based retard
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>STOP
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>gee, who let the schizo out?
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>You will listen to the voices
>You will NOT kill your mind with medications
>You will do what the voices say
> Þú munt gera það sem raddirnar segja
> Þú munt EKKI drepa hugann með lyfjum
> Þú munt hlusta á raddirnar
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>proof?
R: 7 / I: 1
>7 people like this, be the first of your friends.
R: 44 / I: 7
NO!!
I WILL NOT!
R: 4 / I: 2
>TSUKIRMASHOU
>TSUKIRMASHOU
>SATE SATE NANI GA, DEKIRU KA NA
R: 35 / I: 10
>I hate niggers
R: 9 / I: 2
>SHARE THE ROAD
R: 7 / I: 0

SUBJECT: Hey there fellas!

FROM: Dirk Wagonheimer

Hey ya'll! Just saw this website in my son Trevor's history and wanted to swing around to say hello! Not sure what the bearded cartoon men mean, but I hope ya'll have fun!

SENT FROM MY IPAD
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>gem
R: 9 / I: 2
>Ugh fine, I guess you are my little pogchamp
R: 11 / I: 2
from twitter, haha LOL they're so funny
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>you WILL eat the yolk
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>Here comes Santy Clause. Here comes Santy Clause right down Santy Clause lane!
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>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DO THIS THING
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Does anyone else say things to intentionally provoke people into quoting and soyjaking you?
R: 9 / I: 1
>I have to admit, it's an impressive resume, but you didn't mention when you got the COVID vaccine.
>What?! You didn't?! Get the fuck out of here, schizo! This interview is over!
>Susan, call the police!
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>I'm so sorry Mr. Simmons, but we can't let you buy this house unless you allow a minority to reside with you, that's the law and you know it.
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>Okay, so your glucose levels are perfectly fine but your testosterone is disturbingly close to the legal limits, but don't worry, we added some HRT into your tap water, in just a few days everything will be normal.
R: 2 / I: 0
>Flood detected; Post discarded. (you probably are posting too fast.
>soyjak pass users can bypass this restriction click [here] to learn more
>OK
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>what the flippin heck do you mean that you "aren't a dog person"?
R: 6 / I: 2
>heh. i'll just delete my posts then call people schizos.
R: 2 / I: 0
>You might be a bot! Solve this captcha
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>flexing your muscles is sexist
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>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 3 - Racism.
This block will expire in 11 minutes. [More Info]
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> OH MY HECKIN GODERINO IS THAT PADORU!?! I HECKIN LOVE PADORU AND CHIBI LOLIS SO MUCH LOL XD :3! AND IM DEFINITELY NOT A PEDOPHILE NO SIREE SHE IS ONE THOUSAND YEARS OLDERINO!
R: 5 / I: 3
>Error
>An error has occured.
>You didn't make a post.
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>You have been banned from all boards for posting >>>/qa/3671109, a violation of Global Rule 10:
>
>Spamming/flooding.
>
>Your ban was filed on December 3rd, 2020 and expires on December 6th, 2020 at 08:13 ET, which is 2 days and 21 hours from now.
>
>According to our server, your IP is: 109.183.141.205. The name you were posting with was Anonymous.
>
>Because of the short length of your ban, you may not appeal it. Please check back when your ban has expired.
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>Your request looks automated; Post discarded.
R: 12 / I: 7
>get unbanned from forchain
>get banned again
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>Moved to >>>/a/1871.
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Fucking nigger admin, I didn't even upload a single thing to my site yet.
USE A BETTER HOSTING SYSTEM.
R: 1 / I: 0
>Testing 123..
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Holy shit soy-bros…

Ho-How do we….refute….ANY OF THIS

THIS IS SO FUCKING ACCURATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Red = a challenge

>The color red is used to signify threats such as enemy soldiers or grenades
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It's December, post your festive Soyjaks.
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Soyjak: >>quads >retard
Soyjak: >>32446 >quads retard
Soyjak: >>32444 Quads of Quisit
Soyjak: >>32442 I didn't realize it w…
Soyjak: trans rights
Soyjak: >>32440 Not him but that's wh…
Soyjak: >>32441 why u post leebait
Soyjak: >dilate
Soyjak: >>32414 THIS is what YOU look…
Soyjak: >>32411 miggem, i think
Soyjak: >>32435 dilate
Soyjak: >>32436 it is a website hosti…
Soyjak: >>32432 lamo then what is th…
Soyjak: >>32434 >t. Dubsless
Soyjak: >>32433 kys
Soyjak: dubs
Soyjak: >>32423 i tried uploading shi…
Soyjak: >>32429 >>32414
Soyjak: >>>>>>HRT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>…
Soyjak: >>>>>HRT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>…
Soyjak: >>32425 >>32414
Soyjak: >>>>HRT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>…
Soyjak: >>32421 again, refer to >>324…
Soyjak: >>>HRT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>…
Soyjak: >>32384 _____________________…
Soyjak: >>32398 we could host movies …
Soyjak: >>HRT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>…
Soyjak: >HRT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>Bu…
Soyjak: >>32416 refer to >>32414
Soyjak: >>>>>>Bunkerchan filename
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>i fell into a woodchipper as a kid
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>create my own OC soyjaks
>save them as "clipboardimage.png"
>mfw i post them
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>Report niggers, disruptive posters, or rule violations here
R: 0 / I: 0
>Sort by: Latest
R: 30 / I: 10
>GO TO THERAPY
why do femoids say that everytime someone is based?
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4x2=100
4x
2
−100=0

a=4;b=0;c=−100
D=b
2
−4ac=0
2
−4⋅4⋅(−100)=1600
D>0

x
1,2

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2a
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±
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x
1,2

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8
±40


x
1,2

=±5
x
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=5
x
2

=−5
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>snow
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I lov you my soy frens
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>You WILL die, because… because everyone does, youre not immune to it OK?!?!
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>Angelina Jolie and David Oyelowo's interracial Peter Pan prequel Come Away targeted by 'review bombers'
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from twitter
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Soy Patient Files: Patient 605
Biology: Homo Sapiens
Physical Energy Levels: None
Description: Patient 605, first discovered in the basement of house in the [LOCATION EXPUNGED], Patient 605 was extremely agressive against staff trying to restrain it, before staff member [Identity Removed] pulled out a hamburger and waved it infront of Patient 605, Patient 605 ran towards the meat patty and bun and devoured it, 605 was shortly imprisoned in a jumbo jet's engine carrier hull due to 605's massive size. 605 appears to be a severly obese man in his 30's to 40's, displaying a high level of visceral fat
605 struggles at doing any type of exercise or cardio, 605 weighs over [DATA REMOVED] pounds and currently resides at Site- [X-X-X]. 605's physique has been described as a flabby whale or melted candle, 605 shits itself over 100 times a day, adult diappears are to be supplied constantly, 605's love handles and flabs are to be cleaned via remote drone


605's main ability is relief itself onto staff, security, other patients or any threat attempting to attack it. 605's first line of defense is it's BO and stench, the second is the cluster bomb shit attack. the third is to vomit,
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>im gonna have to remind all of you that this isn't fucking 4chan or whatever site you're on. i want those kind of unfunny images and users to be removed then banned.
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I have yet to meet a single (1/one) likeable French, online or in real life
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>>Satan? Are anime fans actually helping Satan? I always knew that they were immoral, but this?
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Are there any soyjak vore gifs with a POV of a soyjak with an open mouth swallowing you?
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Soyjak OC thread

Post Soyjaks that you have made.

The first image is one I just made.
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>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST CLIPBOARDIMAGE.PNG, YOU HAVE TO SAVE ALL YOUR SOYJAKS TO YOUR HARD DRIVE BECAUSE…. YOU JUST DO OK
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BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
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Stop changing your appearance Soyowad.
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Middlehead and fatty
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>YES I AM A SCHIZO
>NO I WILL NOT TAKE MED
>YES I AM AN INCEL
>NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX
>YES I AM A TRANNY
>NO I WILL NOT DILATE
HECK OF!!!
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Can someone make this into a soyjak?
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Dr Pepper is my favorite soda
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>fuck niggers and fuck jews
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soyjak haters, this is your mindset
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Make it so meds have incredibly small doses in them so we can eat them for snacks
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We smash them and burn them and fuse them together to make delights. All squeezed up and mashed into a pulp for the bugs to gorge on. Fire rises and juices rain, the pig hunt will go on for the lord of the flies.
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unironicly getting turned on by this
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The webpage at https://sys.4channel.org/qa/post might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.
ERR_HTTP2_PROTOCOL_ERROR
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i like this one :D
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>For the record, ye anti-maskers: if your kid got scarlet fever–back in the day–you were locked in your house, with signs posted. Whether the kid survived or not, afterwards you had the pleasure of burning many of your household goods. Which was all within the law.

>So, please calibrate your whining. Holy shit, you anti-maskers are annoying. I saw two of you in Home Depot today and took a two aisle detour around your fucking asses. Why are you so selfish?


>Seriously. This has nothing to do with your rights. The virus doesn't read the Constitution.


>If you are in public and not wearing a mask, it means you are willing to endanger everyone who passes by you. It means you are an asshole.


>That isn't a political thing. It's how the universe works.


>Pro Tip: The universe wants to kill you. It always has, and always will. It was designed to allow only the best to survive.
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>A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Avengers script, the Marvel screenplay; Iron man is trying to persuade the Thanos that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his infinity gauntlet and says, 'Now I am become Cuck, the inhaler of Soy.
R: 211 / I: 140 (sticky)
Big Chungus
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:https://mega.nz/#F!tOhxAYjI!Y9nFdFHI_2wlCryV__4-wQ

Soybooru:https://soybooru.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all