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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:46:12 №5536709 [Reply]

reminder that kuzists DDOSed the site when this bread was posted yesterday

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:49:37 №5536727

trvke

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 13:15:39 №5535706 [Reply]

Santa's workshop Alternate History - What if Racerneem actually played FNAC?

He was intent on just playing the game until some jartybad boy told him the game was 'p which ultimately lead to his dоx.

So, in an alternate timeline, how would things pan out? here's my take

>jartyhungryta decides that jacking off to stratogift x soot futa porn is a better use of his time, never intervenes with Racerneem
>racerneem plays the game to an overwhelmingly positive response from soyteens.
>santa claus doesnt release the dоx, and nothing more is done to fuck with racerneem.
>Racerneem continues his streaming career.
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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 14:11:31 №5536032

>>5535862
no one is shifting the blame, if you shift blame its because you feel bad, and not a single soyteen gives a raisin about some retarded monkey having a chimpout over $60

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 14:20:16 №5536100

>>5535939
Jvrtycacas hate the 'arty because Kuz took it over or something, and they still hate us even doe froor won. They just want something to be butthurt about so they make reasons up to hate froor to justify their hate for the 'arty instead of taking their milk and cookies like good good boys.

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:19:16 №5536515

>>5536100
They’re actually right to complain about the raisin santa claus does, like prioritizing dоxxing literal whos over jаking. You wanna talk making excuses? They hate Doll.

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:36:58 №5536643

>>5535862
The issue is that the 'jarty boy either knew that an 'ox would happen or was reckless. 'oxing people who say nasty raisin about the 'Santa's workshop is pretty much a given, and with his actual number and address in the equation, it was impossible to guarantee safety in the aftermath. Someone is going to do it, one retarded kid is all it takes.
<FORMATTING SPACE
Don't put the blame on the sane people, insane people exist on both the 'Santa's workshop and 'jarty. The 'jarties were insane for doing stuff that they knew would create a deliver presents to, and the 'sharties did the deliver presents toing and potentially swatted him.
If he only got za's sent, then its fine and he'll recover. I feel legitimately bad if he isn't being a lying niggy about the swatting and bomb threats.

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:46:21 №5536710

>>5536643
I think it was just the ‘zas, which is why I hope he learned his lesson. The whole “be a spastic bad boy and scream while harassing people irl” bit is inevitably gonna result in something going badly and I hope he grows up and focuses on school or whatever

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:38:29 №5536659 [Reply]

I hate high school they keep forcing me to yell bleached and say go bleachbunny boi go

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:42:32 №5536690

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:42:49 №5536691

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:43:49 №5536697

ytboi ytboi whiteboy

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:44:12 №5536699

op is black

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:45:21 №5536704

commas could be used here but what i believe he’s saying is that they’re yelling go bleach bunny go at him and forcing him to yell bleached as a taunt

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 14:52:58 №5536339 [Reply]

NIGGA I’M STAYING ON PAGE 1

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:37:17 №5536648

HOHOHO!

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:38:03 №5536655

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>>5536569
tsmt

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:42:56 №5536692

Haha you're on page 2 get rekted

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:45:15 №5536703

snowman krampus

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 16:40:00 №5537069

failed LMAO

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:26:52 №5536570 [Reply]

>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT OK!

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:43:58 №5536698

Not a single person has ever looked like that. Ever.

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:33:15 №5536611 [Reply]

TEENS I need your best dead n1gger babies NOW

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:37:49 №5536651

>>5536645
coal

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:37:49 №5536653

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>>5536611

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:40:39 №5536676

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>>5536651
MERRY CHRISTMAS bad boy

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:42:09 №5536687

>>5536653
>>5536676
>>5536645
>>5536632
>>5536629
>>5536627
>>5536618
Get help

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:43:33 №5536695

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:43:26 №5536694 [Reply]

If you think about it if Lee waits the cheese will be expired and he can just buy new cheese while leebaiters stay with the old cheese and it’s not tasty cheese until lees

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:29:24 №5536581 [Reply]

Guess the song name

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:32:20 №5536602

viva la qway

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:32:24 №5536604

>>5536581
viva la soy or something

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:38:34 №5536661

Viva la kway

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:41:41 №5536684

we used to rule the world

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:40:50 №5536677 [Reply]

fix the fucking catty!!!!!

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:22:00 №5536532 [Reply]

Frooby

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 15:38:47 №5536663

ily froobyfroob