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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 18:17:19 №5537914 [Reply]

What do new age soyboys look like? Post covid, they certainly look a bit different.
Also it's sad how h3h3 went from making some of the best vidoes on breadtube to getting megacucked by hila.

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 18:18:01 №5537919

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>liking anything on breadtube

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 18:23:14 №5537971

Pretty much the same as the old ones but with hair and a more despondent look about them instead of excited all the time like a kid. Kind of pathetic actually

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 18:26:23 №5537992

Whatever e boys look like but more unkempt

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:33:15 №5539095

>>5537992
Scrawny nerds who try and accomplish the eboy look are so fucking funny. Perhaps a shower and proper posture should be first on the list keeeek

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 19:24:05 №5538568 [Reply]

> MERRY CHRISTMAS obsessed snowman

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 19:51:55 №5538763

>>5538601
you stupid fucking ch‎ud, ki‎ll yourself tra‎nny ch‎ud so‎ylent ingesting fa‎ggot

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 19:53:53 №5538777

‎

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:23:55 №5539009

>>5538568
gift

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:30:13 №5539069

>>5538737
cyrillic o

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:32:56 №5539091

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>MERRY CHRISTMAS obsessed snowman or some raisin

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 18:51:02 №5538268 [Reply]

>carter

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 18:51:28 №5538276

Hi, I'm op. I love having sex with pigs and taking BB.C

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 18:53:13 №5538295

>>5538276
carter does that btw

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:32:15 №5539085

Eduardo foltz, carter, kuz, soot, doll, what's next? He names himself fruit?

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:28:44 №5539058 [Reply]

New 'toss

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:31:23 №5539082

margerald

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:27:02 №5539039 [Reply]

what each mutt would order from mcdonalds

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:27:38 №5539049

REPORTED

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:29:53 №5539067

MODDDS

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:30:50 №5539078

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:30:59 №5539079

>>5539049
>>5539067
lita and shoyta are allowed if used in conjunction with other soyjáks

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:30:24 №5539072 [Reply]

new stonetoss

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 18:43:28 №5538186 [Reply]

There are hundreds of millions of libtards and other leftist degenerates in the world. They love grinches so they wouldn't mind being one. Instead it has to be me, a /pol/ack, who is cursed by dysphoria. I tried hitting the gym this year as a way to rep, but I get physically ill if I see my body being more masculine so I'm forced to stop.

why me why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:23:51 №5539008

>>5538994
Transition and then kill urself to add to the statistic

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:25:40 №5539026

>>5539008
DO THIS OP

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:26:51 №5539037

>>5538994
Join the Unites States Army.
https://www.goarmy.com/

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:28:00 №5539051

>>5539037
>>5538227
glowGOD… i kneel

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:29:08 №5539064

>>5538994
>i hate looking like a hairy bear
>i hate having a big cock
>i hate being angry and agressive to others
>i hate being unable to cry like a bitch
livestream your suicide

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Book recommendations Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 17:29:20 №5537477 [Reply]

Trying to Read a little more but most of the stuff I enjoy is on my computer doe. everytime I try and read something from my local library it's literally all fag books uninteresting bullraisin. I've been to better ones but there isn't a good selection near my house.
<reddit space
they have rainbow stickers on them if they are gay books I hate them so much the selection is terrible I feel like they make me lose iq points.
<reddit space
Please recommend some interesting stuff of whatever genre you want the average soyteen could use some quite reading time. also forgive how unhinged this is written becuz it's like 4am I'm tired

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 18:08:59 №5537855

Read bionicles or something you dumb snowman

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 18:17:24 №5537915

>>5537477
Is that santa claus in the video?

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 18:18:57 №5537926

>>5537915
It's Walter White

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 18:21:45 №5537956

hoSPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS hornblower and tintin is good for youngGODs

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:29:08 №5539063

up

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:25:41 №5539027 [Reply]

just measured my cock for the first time 7 inch unironically tho

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:26:24 №5539035

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i have a 2 inch tiny carrot

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:27:01 №5539038

>>5539027
Disgusting bad boy dick
>>5539035
Aryan

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:29:01 №5539060

same althoughbeit my pp isn't made of caca

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Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:28:22 №5539054 [Reply]

>Cessna 150

Chud 12/04/23 (Mon) 20:28:42 №5539057

>>5539054
CESSNA 172SP BETTER DOEBEIT