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 №9813[Reply]

autismGOD here, a girl is trying to flirt with me (so heavily that even i can tell) but instead of making me happy/excited its stressing me out because idk how to respond
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 №9840

>>9837
i care for her doe i dont want to be mean

 №9841

nigger janny

 №10305

You are a beta. What kind of man becomes putty and starts giddily telling his friends that a girl looked in his general direction. You are letting the female have all the power here. You desperately need to remodel yourself.

Join hustlers university. Escape the matrix.

https://www.hustlers.university/

 №10325

Prolly fucking with if you can do research on how girls act but take everything with a grain of salt also make sure to keep a leash on her or keep distance and if she tries to fuck with you act like it doesnt affect you

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>>9815
can be true but not always maybe xhe's autistic as well and feels normal around other autismGODS (consider how she smells and dresses and what her hobbies are)


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 №10330[Reply]

> MY NIGGER CAT JUMPED ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD YESTERDAY WHILE I WAS GAMING AND SHARTYING AND NOW HE PUSHED THE PLANT POT OVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKL THIS RERTEARD OGLY SHIT

 №10331

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> AHHH MY CAT IS JUMPING ON MY LAP AND STOMPING ALL OVER ME AND MAKING STRANGE NOISES AND RUBBING HIS FACE ALL OVER ME I AM BEING RAPED AAAAAAAAH

 №10332

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> le be heckin me!!!!!
> le be a cute&valid ESL :)
> le be in a voice call with English speakers (I LOVE VCs but I would never never never never never never never never never never never never never never use THE CORD)
> want to communicate to another person that their team on the game they're streaming appears to be losing
> "its wivi ovev"
> FUCK


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 №10317[Reply]

I am 25-year-old software engineer and musician living in India. I am 163 cm tall and weigh 52 kg. I am probably shorter and lighter than most women living in the Western world. In India I am smaller than other males but taller than most women. I have never been in a relationship before. I have approached some women and got rejected politely most of the times. I was a beta orbiter to a pretty girl for almost two years. Next year I will probably be moving to Canada for my masters. If I get admitted into the university I am trying to apply to, I will have to live in Canada for at least 4-5 years on order to pay back the education loan. In Canada I think it will be literally impossible for a 5'4" man to find a girlfriend. To make matters worse, I have an aversion to physical intimacy including kissing and sexual intercourse. So even if I miraculously did get a girlfriend, I have to convince her to have a sexless relationship with me. I think it's brutally over for me, unless I go through some stupid therapy to learn how to not be disgusted by sex.

I look similar to this guy, for reference.

 №10323

Should try to work out and maybe get into religion, if its hard for you to exercise due to laziness then you have a problem with you discipline, and your going to learn how to push yourself out of that,


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 №10313[Reply]

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

 №10322

African person


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 №10321[Reply]

Who is it that never let you down? Who is it that gave you back your crown? If you ask yourself, patiently and carefully, who is it?

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 №10314[Reply]

Is a guy who looks like this doomed when it comes to dating and relationships?
https://youtu.be/b51Wr01Bxq4
Clearly he's such a great musician, so might some musician girl decide to marry him regardless of his appearance?

 №10315

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>>10314
nigga what you on about hes nowhere near as doomed as stblackops2cel

 №10316

>>10315
What happens to people like this? Do they eventually get married in their 30s? I actually look like the guy in OP pic and play the same instrument. Some dude told me that this instrument (mandolin) is very unmasculine and girls don't like it. I am also only 5'4" tall.

 №10318

>>10316
I have a guy like this in my class and he just sits and play skribbl.io on his school computer and doesn't talk


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 №10060[Reply]

Well /soy/?
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>>10060
105. Almost Chad, epic win much?

 №10117

>>10060
Most of these are fucking bullshit such as watching anime makes you more alpha or something??

 №10151

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43

 №10184

50, it's over

 №10311

I scored an 71 points out of 130+ points and honestly thank God it's not that low.


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 №5090[Reply]

Worm

 №5093

Does spraying brake cleaner on bugs kill them?

 №8049

nomw

 №10310

its a caterpillar doe


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 №7599[Reply]

would i make for a good 'jak?

 №7600

no

 №7601

upload a picture with an open mouth and glasses, NAS dust otherwise.

 №7616

nah, where are you from?
Mexico? Spain?

 №7643

Maybe.

 №10309

you remind me of markiplier


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 №10034[Reply]

a girl im talking to is talking such retarded nonsense but she is so sisa i just have to nod and smile
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 №10037

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>>10034
don't end up like me and be a orbiter retard who can't score to save his life

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>>10036
stfu nigger i get way pussy. projecting ass bitch

 №10040

>>10034
women do be spouting retarded shit constantly

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>>10037
You're an orbiter because you're a simple NPC that just nods and smiles. Boring.

 №10308

You are a beta. What kind of man becomes putty and starts giddily telling his friends that a girl is talking to him. You are letting the female have all the power here. You desperately need to remodel yourself.

Join hustlers university. Escape the matrix.

https://www.hustlers.university/


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