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 7080[Reply]

Soyjak.party? What a piece of fucking shit! I would rather play a Nintendo SHITcube game than lurk this fucking site!
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 7085

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>whats so bad about us, explain chud

 7086

Pajeet

 7100

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>Pajeet

 7873

Rare good thread, glad I checked this catty

 10162

>>7080
lmao



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 5418[Reply]

I wanna die, im a 5'8 beta male virgin and all women are whores
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 7998

>>5534
kek based

 8000

the issue is not them being whores, they are selective whores, only for a small select group of men

 8004

>>6857
they only have sex with chad

 10160

>>5492
-you are not a woman
-you are a deranged man pretending to be one
-you have mental problems

>femaleCHAD

a whore

 10161

>>5513
>then I met with some guy who apparently knew me from middle school even though he is 6 years older than me (?) at the part, then some of his friends came along now i'm officially invited to the party
potential danger right there,just be careful,that sounds very weird



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 10042[Reply]

MY LIFE IS AWESOME

I have a partner who i love
I was born into a rich family
I got a few friends
Life is good
I am learning so many new things
I am talented
I have a future and know where to go

Why not do this, rest of R9K here?
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 10045

>>10043
Trvthnvke, i generally thought i was an introvert however i actually wasnt. I just got brainwashed by the internet and social media that omg everyone who uses the internets is le quirky introver teeheee

 10046

>>10044
Who is this
reported.
Sorry.
Heh.

 10047

>>10046
i'm using tor… sorry. heh.

 10048

>>10047
What;s a tor.

 10158

>>10042
>I was born into a rich family
>Why not do this, rest of R9K here?

yeah having money sure makes life easy



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 4867[Reply]

>mfw when I didn't have my onw computer untill I was 18 and I still turned out to be an internet weirdo.
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 4997

>>4996
then just go for wh*te civilians, they deserve it for being born wh*te

 4998

>>4985
>gets soyquoted one time on the soy website
>wants to commit suicide
there is no ‘jak that I could post, that would come even close to having the effect that one good look in the mirror would have for you.

 4999

>>4998
Then he looks like that one soyjak?

 5258

Yes

 10156

ANCIENT thread bumping this



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 9979[Reply]

i can't tell if she likes me just because i have a car or if she actually likes me what level are we on if shes asking me to finger her through her pants
>this is me driving home after taking her tranny friends around while they "secretly" fuck in my backseats
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 10115

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>>10114
Todays the day. she asked me to fucking drive her ass around again, IF i do go and IF i don't bone her senseless tonight then i'm officially so cucked its not even funny.

 10116

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>>10115
>Hey 'teen i know your at home but can you come pick me up and bring me to my house lol i promise not to cuck you this time uwu
FUCK this bitch I'm talking about her losing interest I'M LOSING INTEREST FUCK THIS BITCH

 10152

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>>10116
Hung out again today, basically i drive her punk ass around again with a tranny and the tranny drops the worlds most obvious truthnuke that i should stick up for myself so fuck it, i'm done with this bitch fuck her, i didn't fuck her and i don't care, i'm tired of her shit. simple as.

 10153

>>10152
Literally why did you even do all of this if you were too pussy to just fuck her.

 10154

>>10114
You did this to yourself. Hopefully you've actually lost interest and never embarrass yourself like this again.



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 10023[Reply]

Man fuck I know existential dread is generic and boring but the thought that I will grow old and weak having to be taken care of by some nurse. I cant walk by myself I got catheders to shit out of and broken body seeing toddlers and shit with skibidi toilet that dont understand me I am left behind as I rot away and then die. And when I die it's just nothing. Not even blackness just nothing, like what it was before I was born. And the only "Cure" everyone tells you is just not to think about it. So I just mindlessly doomscroll because if I don't I start to think about things that scare me. Anyways all the earth is a grave and nothing escapes it
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 10027

Ugh fuck man I feel nauseous

 10030

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>>10023
mucho textooo

 10054

Ok I got all the dread out of my system. Fine now.

 10057

>>10023
You will reincarnate. Why would you spend billions of year, slumbering, just for you to get reborn and only live once. That seems like there's something intrinsic to a God existing, so the atheist alternative would be believing that reincarnation is real

 10150

>>10057
It's fine. I already accepted that I'm gonna grow old and die one day. Just needed to sulk over it for a day or two.



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 8405[Reply]

I'm losing my fucking shit. I don't have any friends in real life. I'm failing university, I'm a retard with major social anxiety, I'm autistic. I don't know what to do 'eens. I'm having serious social withdrawal right now. I got kicked from my online friend circles for who I am now, I genuinely feel like it's over for me at this point. Call me terminally online but that shit was the last thing I had. Now I literally have no one to go to. What the fuck do I do? Where can I make sane friends?

 8406

is over for you my friend, you are like many of us

 8407

>>8405
>>8406
stop being lazy and stop being a self-hating faggot that would be a start. If you want to whine and do absolutely nothing in your life than act like a faggot, you can go to >>>/r9k/ on the cuck

 8408

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FUCKING DIE

 10052

stop thinking sharty ppl are your friend/helper/good ppl, they are not. they are either yt e-celeb drama shouter, justicedoxx fagggot, discord anglozoomer, and ppl who generally cannot or do not want to use better language and idea in general.

there is nothing here for you. if you still think this is a good place go eat shit and rot alone.



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 10033[Reply]

I'm a poor autistic retard. I have no friends, no family that likes me. My job fucking sucks. I cried because my foods texture felt kind of weird. I contribute nothing to society, and the only reason I haven't killed myself is because I don't know a safe or painless way to do it.

 10049

try learning a skill

 10051

stick with other tards. find a tard community. find a tard friends. find a tard group. especially tards that are like you. it helps even if it is just a little.



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 9956[Reply]

I might kill myself soon. Should I post all my information as a joke as a last sort of funny thing before I do?
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 9961

>>9960
How old are you?

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 9963

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>>9962
Your life pretty much just started, spend some nights planning for the future and work toward what you plan. Also adopt a religion, any religion but Abrahamic stuff is le good. The sky isn't clear without a few days of clouds

 9964

>>9963
>God loves you
>But our sin caused us to be separated from Him
>Even with all our good works we would never reach the perfection of God
>We will all go to hell becase of this, so no hope at all
>But God loves us so much that He gave His only Son to die for us instead
>Christ overcame death and resurrected
>Even though He was God, he became a man to become the ultimate sacrifice for all our sins
>We only need to repent of all our sins and accept Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior
The most important gift you could ever have, and it's literally free. What's stopping you from receiving it?

 10031

Yeah killing your self isn't worth it, just do something with religion, you still got lots of shit to do in your life like making fun of trannies.



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 9895[Reply]

My girlfriend just cried for 20 minutes, told me she was raped by her brother as a child and sent hundreds nudes to pedophiles as a teenager and that she blames herself for everything. 'Teens what the fuck am i supposed to do?
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 9937

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>>Every zoomer girl ever has done this or has been through this and its usually their fault in the first place

 9985

>>9932
Shut up dude.

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>>9985
he's right though

 9992

>>9936
multiple factors
sexual trauma can cause hypersexuality at an early age
to be groomed you would have to be emotionally neglected meaning they search for validation from anybody considering their parents don't give it
pedophiles take advantage of this

 10029

buy a shotgun and kill the brother,



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