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 No.7253[Reply]

my hens got killed by a marten, no more eggs

 No.7254

What the fuck is a hen

 No.7255

>>7254
3 letters so something like a gem

 No.7256

>>7254
nigger

 No.7257

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how do you get killed by this?

 No.7258

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>>7253
its just part of the trade my friend. what got you into keeping cocks anyway?



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 No.7249[Reply]

It feels like watching people driving on buses...
... and I watch them go places while I'm stuck at the bus stop. Everyone seems to have a ticket and be going places, but I don't. I don't know where to get a ticket, I don't know where I want to go.

I hear different ideas from some that change busses on my stop, they tell me stories from their journeys and who they've met and what's their next stop, and I listen and nod, but it sounds so fake. "And where did you get your ticket?", "I don't know, I just have it! You should too". But I don't.

I try to get on some bus anyway but feel uneasy. I don't have a ticket after all. I feel like I'm an intruder, I don't belong on this bus and the direction I'm heading doesn't feel right, no matter which I choose. I might try to fit in with the rest of the passengers but eventually I'm either caught riding without a ticket or decide the pretending and stress is too much.

So I get off at the next stop. And I sit on the bench and watch the busses go and the sun set.


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 No.6948[Reply]

feels thread
anyone?
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 No.6952

>DURR TWO SOYJAKS HURR THE ONE YOU LE FEED I'M SO HECKING DEEP HURR DURR IT'S OK BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE A GIRL HURRRRR DURRR HURRRR
fuck you. legitimately just FUCK YOU. you specifically are a fucking cancer on this website and when you get jumped and raped by a feral pack of niggers i won't shed a fucking tear. this goes BEYOND the internet, you're just such a piece of fucking shit i can't fathom sharing a site with you. fuck your posts and fuck you for killing the party like the trannyfaggot spic room temprature iq subhuman you are. go rape some more children you disgusting pedotranny incel and never come here again or so help me god i will forcefully destroy your physical abillity to make posts online without help, but i'd rather put you in that pathetic state rather then killing you because you deserve it you humanoid germ. fuck you.

 No.6953

If you are reading this comment your parents will die within 5 years. To undo this curse you need to copy this and paste it in 2 otherthreads. i'm so, so sorry,please forgive me.

 No.6963

>>6948
I have a urge to shitpost and act like a schizo.

 No.6964

>>6963
I thought I was the only one.

 No.7248

>>6952
based asf



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 No.7245[Reply]

Why are there so many TERFs in the japan?

 No.7246

because she does not speak for the dead



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 No.6698[Reply]

do you think I can get a gf?
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 No.6707

new jak

 No.6723

>>6699
>>6701
>>6702
>>6703
>>6704
>>6705
That's obviously him smart man

 No.7164

unironically new jak

 No.7242

>>6698
avg chudcel

 No.7243

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>avg chudcel



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 No.7203[Reply]

>hmm, femoid, what could this mean?
>well the "oid" suffix indicates that it is resembling or like "fem"
>"fem"? what could this mean? sounds short for female or feminine.
>the existance of the "oid" suffix implies that it is not quite "fem", instead like or resembling it.
>how can someone be like a female/femine but not quite resemble one?
>perhaps they are robotic in a way and only act like a woman, without truly being human.
>however then the term "humanoid" would be more applicable
>"femoid" must mean someone who resembles however deviates from females specifically and not a broader catergory
>hmmm...
>....
>...
>...
>eureka! thats it! "femoid" means tranny!
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 No.7237

"eureka"
what the hell is that
it's EVRIKA!

 No.7238

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>>7234
Pocket bucks just dropped
lessgooo

 No.7239

>>7234
disgusting specimen please delete

 No.7240

↑ pussy nigga

 No.7241

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>↑ pussy nigga



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 No.7000[Reply]

WhEre cReaTiviTy MatTerS
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 No.7007

coalest

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 No.7047

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>WhEre cReaTiviTy MatTerS

 No.7212

>>7007
gemest

 No.7229

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523235352



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 No.7196[Reply]

bbc is so hot i dont care if its troon behavior i just love bbc i wish i could take bbc with my bussy and girly white boy mouth all year and making sure not a single drop of jamal's or tyrone's cum gets on the floor i dont know how people dislike it

 No.7197

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>bbc is so hot i dont care if its troon behavior i just love bbc i wish i could take bbc with my bussy and girly white boy mouth all year and making sure not a single drop of jamal's or tyrone's cum gets on the floor i dont know how people dislike it

 No.7222

>i dont care if its troon behavior
dont worry, it's just white boy behavior

 No.7223




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 No.7150[Reply]

>feel suicidal
>lay on bed
>accidentally hit phone
>"Space Song (slowed to perfection)" starts playing

 No.7213

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this never happened
stop making stories up and watch this silly dance

 No.7221

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>feel suicidal
>lay on bed
>https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ starts playing



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 No.7220[Reply]

Porn is gross.


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