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now with no robot

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 No.5102[Reply]

I found $200 on the floor in a grocery store.
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 No.7324

Because you have opened this... you will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life... if you don't break the chain. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't send this to at least 10 people by the stroke of midnight tonight you will be forever cursed in love. Just copy and paste this.. Good Luck!

 No.7325

no you didn't

 No.7326

disgusting nigger hands, TND soon

 No.7327

You probably got it tucked into your lil thong as a tip at the strip club

 No.7422

give it back jamal



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 No.7395[Reply]

whoelse here /neverhadanyfriends/?
And yes, internet friends count, you normals need to get out.

 No.7400

ive had them but i continually lose and abandon them does that count

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 No.7420

i lurked too much on twitter on the 'cafe and never developed an internet personality for myself.

 No.7421

>>7420
are you sex woman sex?



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 No.7406[Reply]

>convo with femoid
>all looking good
>ask if she likes anime
>she ghosts me
Every single time.


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 No.7388[Reply]

If girls stopped with their bullshit this wouldn’t have happened.
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 No.7392

Uh sweaty, maybe just stop being a selfish little fuck?

 No.7393

>>7391
You forgot the jak

 No.7394

>>7392
I hope you get domestic violenced.

 No.7396

>rape and murder is......LE BAD!

 No.7401

>>7391
Thank you kuz for your kind words



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 No.7381[Reply]

>have to do assignment that is due in 3 hours
>decide to waste 1 hr on sharty
>waste another 45 minutes masturbating
now we are here. i do not think i can finish my work.
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 No.7384

troon

 No.7385

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>now we are here. i do not think i can finish ACK!!!

 No.7387

d-did y-y-you finish t-the assignment a-anon :3

 No.7397

>>7385
remember when it was the other way around? what strange times we live in

 No.7398

>>7381
i too adsignment as such

t.



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 No.7337[Reply]

i wanna start smoking cigarettes. where can i get them (not 21)
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 No.7370

There are websites you can buy them with crypto
https://www.cigsspot.com/

 No.7371

Damn you gotta be 21 now? That's fucked up

 No.7372

>>7371
If you are reading this post all niggers will live within 5 years. To undo this curse you need to copy this and paste it in 20 other threads. I'm so, so sorry, please forgive me.

 No.7373

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>>7372
Little chuddy
Give us TND
Gas all the kikes who have been quarantined
From niggers we will have to stay distant
We'll eat the horse paste and be more resistant!
lil chuddy
give me a sproke
they say you're selfish but your commitment to the white races is no joke
I'm so tired of kikies
Lil chuddy gas them for me!
(This undoes the nigger curse)

 No.7386

find a dirty run down gas station run by some indian/chinaman
know what you want and walk in confidently
if they ask for your ID, pretend to check your pockets and say "oh shit, I forgot it..."
If they don't give them to you just say "okay thank you"



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 No.7374[Reply]

if there was a cure for autism would you take it?

 No.7376

autism isnt real



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 No.7272[Reply]

Dreamt about a friend from 8 years ago, this whole "no friends" thing is really starting to take it's toll on me.
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 No.7287

SOOT DELETE /r9k/

 No.7293

>>7274
lol i do that
>>7278
kys just world fallacy believer

 No.7312

hang yourself and stream it

 No.7313

lmao HAAHAHAHAHAHA oh no no no this gotta be a falseflag right

 No.7366

>>7284
you seem really selfish to me, trying to drag your friends down to your level



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 No.7365[Reply]

Oh My Fauci...


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 No.7344[Reply]

is there hope for me? should I just give up and try to be a femboy or transition or something?

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 No.7346

nah

 No.7347

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>>7346
why not?

 No.7348

Stop posting your coal discord "friends"

 No.7351

i doubt thats actually you since it seems to be a whatsapp filename but you WILL cut your hair or get a mullet and you WILL lose the glasses and you WILL do something about your acne



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