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 No.660

You're an average Irishman dieing of hunger on the outskirts of Dublin. What are yu going to do about that?

 No.663

>>660
Go to London and steal food from the British

 No.664

Rape some lady

 No.668

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>>663
You arrive in London.
From behind a barrely of whisky you see a Policman arresting a native Londoner.
He was trying to spread some butter on a bread, but his knife permit expired a day prior.
Bread lays on the table, do you take it?

 No.670

>>668
go for it

 No.671

>>668
We got this, 'tis ours

 No.672

>>668
take it and go to rape some anglo wimminz

 No.673

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>>670
>>671
>>672
You swipe the bread and begin planning the conquest of Anglo lasses, however though the Londoner noticed your hat sticking from behind the whisky

 No.674

>>673
kick the table and run into the streets

 No.675

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>>674
You run into the ethnically diverse streets of London, with bread in mouth like in your favourite Irish tranime.
The police is surely running after you, so you need to hide

 No.676

>>675
Hide in the fish n chips shop

 No.677

>>675
nigger

 No.678

>>676
This, let's bounce before the bobbies bounce our heads off the pavement.

 No.681

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>>676
You hide the bread into your pocket and enter the Fish n Chips shop.
There you see a big tank with fresh fish.
Sellsjak offers you their brand new trans inclusive bug flavoured soylent.
From behind the door you can hear police sirens approaching

 No.682

>>681
destroy the soylent

 No.683

>>681
Eat the fish

 No.684

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>>683
>>682
You jump on the table, stomping the soylent bottles, and break through the glass off the tank with your fist. You start grabbing fish from the tank and throwing them in your mouth.
Sellsjak gets distressed by your behaviour and calls the cops

 No.686

>>684
kill sellsjak and cut his body up into steaks, store the steaks into your hat for later

 No.689

>>684
shit on the floor

 No.690

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>>686
>>689
You murder Sellsjak and put pieces of his corpse under your hat
Right as you finished the dispatched officer entered the restaurant, making you shit on the floor out of fear.
However, Luck of the Irish has it that he didn't recognise you and asks about the 911 call, clearly mistaking you for Sellsjak

 No.693

>>690
Don't say anything. If he comes to the counter, ask him what he would like to order and play it cool.

 No.694

gem

 No.695

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>>693
Policman wants to ask about the call, but you interupt him by asking for his order.
Policman thinks for a moment and orders Splishin Splashin Bisquit Bashin Fish with Crispy Chips.
You've already ate all the fish that were in the restaurant.
What now?

 No.696


 No.698

>>695
Go into the kitchen and disguise one of the human steaks as a delicious piece of fish, pair with chips and serve it to him.

 No.699

>>695
say that you cant serve fish and chips because the queens funeral was just on the telly and that you will cry alone in the back (use this as a way to exit through the backdoor, obviously beforehand peep outside the door and check for any nearby roadmen that are trying to sell you spice to avoid getting gaped)

 No.700

>>699
tsmt

 No.701

>>699
This, no proper bobbie could reject such a plea

 No.702

>>695
Put poison on the food

 No.703

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>>699
Policeman believes your story and lets you exit, however what you encounter in the bck alley is somehting far worse than simply another policeman

A group of Irishmen happened tobe skulking right behind the restaurant.Their leader is no ordinary 'jak, but Irish Pewdiepie himself.

Due to the Englisuh blood covering your body they can't recognise your Irish smell and think you're a Brit. What't worse they've just heard you're going to cry after Lizi.

They take out thier knives and attack

 No.704

>>703
distract them with sellsjaks meat as they too are starving irishmen

 No.705

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>>704
The goons take the bait and trhow away their knife to pick you fresh meat. However Irish Pewdiepie had years worth of Youtube money to buy food and won't be so easily bribed.

He begins casting a spell screaming incantation: "TOPOFTHEMORNINGTOYALADDIES" and a pentagram of satanic gamer energy appears right under you.

 No.706

>>705
try escape from the circle, and attack the police officer

 No.707

>>705
piss whiskey into his mouth to prove that you’re a propa irishman

 No.710

>>705
Prove your Irish nature by stabbing the bobby and shouting something in gaelic

 No.712

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>>706
>>710
To prove your Irishness you took a car bomb out of your pocket and threw it at the British policeman, killing him instantly.

You earned irish Pewdiepie's respect.

He decides to let you in on their plan. Since Charle's hasn't been crowned yet, Lizi still techically rules Britain. They are going to break nto her mausoleum, steal her corpse and resurec her as a zombie.
This way she will be able to sign over Northern Ireland to Ireland re-uniting the island.

You in?

 No.713

>>712
Hell yes

 No.714

>>712
declare you want at least 5 sacks of potatoes weekly for the rest of your life before you help them
After all you have to feed yourself

 No.720

>>712
do it

 No.725

>>712
assult an British army armory, take all the guns and go to Buckingham

 No.726

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>>713
>>714
>>720
Under the cover of nightfall you sneak to the gates of queen's resting place.

2 guards are secruting the gate, both in the magic trans that lets them stand perfectly motionless

 No.727

>>726
stab one of them to death with your candy cane knife and steal their clothes

 No.728

>>726
tell them you're going on hunger strike until they open the gate.

 No.732

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>>727
You stab the 1st two, but not much came of your stealth attempts. The garison was alerted by your ftontal assault and made their way towards you. The fight is on

 No.733

>>732
get your ar-10 from your hat and start shooting at the garrison

 No.734

>>732
This, >>733, let's see if those limeys' assault spoons amount to shit.

 No.737

gem thread

 No.738

>>732
Call in the mobile DIY transit van mortars from the IRA.

 No.740

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>>733
>>734
You take out you guns and start shooting at the guards armed with spoons.
After slaughterign a dozen you ecnountered a groupe equiped with loicences to kill and a might Soy Cannon. You are no match for its fire power and hide together with your team behind a cover, trying to figure out some way to disable the cannon

 No.741

>>740
throw a bottle of propa number 12 irish whiskey into the cannon’s barrel so it can blow up the ball

 No.742

>>741
Right! Let's show them limeys what for, for our mam!

 No.743

>>741
This but also ignite it, destroying their Loicense, forcing other officers to arrest them due to owning unloicensed Soyarms

 No.745

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>>741
>>742
>>743
You throw bottles of whiskey at the Soy Cannon. Alohol spills on it, catches fire from the lit fuse and makes the whole thing spectacularly explode, veporizing the guards around it and breaking a hole in a wall that leads to a different part of the building.
You can keep going the normal way through the complex or take the mysterious new rode

 No.747

>>745
Let's defer to Irish Pewdiepie, he's the man with the plan.



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