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 No.1[Last 50 Posts]

Reposting the one prompt that wasn't archived + continuing
archives:
https://archive.ph/9wkVH (most recent)
https://web.archive.org/web/20220728200402/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/746333.html (has some images archived)
every file used in every adventure so far:
https://soyjak.download/f.php?h=0n_CVtJP
...
The year is 2057.

 No.2

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Uh oh.. The bees are closing in.. But are you vaccinated? Gotta check.
>[VACCINATION STATUS: Up-to-date. Next shot due in 2 hours.]
He's closing in. You're backed up into the wall.
IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I'LL PUNISH YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Wasn't there a TikTok dance for the exact situation?
>Quick chud! I know what we must do! Do the fusion dance!
The both of you do the fusion dance.
THE BEES!! NOOOOOOO
*slice*
A bee splats down to the ground, apparently cut in half. He is too distracted by them to notice what you are doing.
...
we fail to understand our new form. the fusion has catastrohpically failed. or maybe it was the other way around?

together we stand,
united we fall
But if we come together,
one day we can have it all
we can have it all

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>doing prompts from the last thread as i remember them
We fling Mr. Hibachi across the arena, but you yourself cannot ascertain how you did it. He tries so hard to escape, but is unable to, for his sword is of shitty plastic and yet we together are immortal.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THATS SO.. SO FUCKING UNKAWAII DESU!!!!! NOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........
We hear a distant splat in the distance. You would've never guessed, but the trans queen has something to say about that.
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT NIGGA WILDIN! YOU 'EAR ME? W-I-L-D-I-N-G. YAAS!! YOU SEE THAT NIGGAS, THAT DUOS WILDIN!!!!!!!
You tap into what chudjak is thinking. He just wants to go home (the undercity) so he can fap to hitler-themed hentai complete with shitting dick nipples. You understand his plight, in a way. You want to go home with the grandest prize of 10,000 funko pops for good service. He knows that, too.

 No.4

>>2
that's not the fusion dance tho

 No.5

>>4
it is though, in the 2040 live-action netflix reboot of dragon ball starring all your favorite rupaul drag stars

 No.6

gem

 No.7

Rage nuke the arena

 No.8

>>7
dont do this because it might hurt the black transx announcer

 No.9

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chud gets so distracted thinking of his home that you get stung by the bees and have to run

 No.10

jannybot 10000 comes to clean up the corpses

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We channel the rest of our anger into destroying the arena.
...
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
We did not have enough power to obliterate the arena. But the shockwave was enough to kill most of the contestants and gravely injure the rest. We specifically modulated it to avoid harming people in the audience (the black trans queen), which is probably why you didn't get everyone.
Wow, the announcer is perfectly unscathed! You even see they've deployed JannyBots to clean up the mess, which is uncommon!
>DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!! JUST 6 CONTESTANTS LEFT DAWG!! SIIIIIIIIIX!!!!! THAT WAS JUST.. WOW.. WHERE TO START?? THIS IS JUST SO.. FUCKING... AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Wait.. chuddy? Chuddy can't stop thinking about going back. You cannot notice the bees in time, and you are stung. Nooooo!! You've gotta run!!

 No.12

bumo

 No.13

run extra fast because 3rd leg-more speed I think

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A portal opens and the arena is suddenly attacked by extradimensional nigger weeders

 No.15

>>14
who want to use the arenas soil to grow dat niggerweed even doe it has 10000 pollutants

 No.16

you look up who the 6 remaining contestants are

 No.17

nas

 No.18

up

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We run. Extra fast, because you read in science class that animals with more legs are faster therefore you are.
We check who those 6 remaining people are, because we are curious and also want to track down and kill them to win.
Wait. Why does it say there are 18 people in this room, when there are only 6 contestants left? You and chud look over to the other side of the arena and see a strange portal, with men clamoring all about it. When you look at it, you smell the strong odor of [nigger] weed, but it dissipates when you look the other way. Strangely, the word "nigger" is appended every time you think about [nigger] weed, but neither you nor chud are doing it. Those thoughts aren't yours. They're coming from somewhere outside you.

 No.20

>>19
realizing that the strange presence attracted to your heightened mental awareness as a hive mind you unfuse with chud before they can mind hack you

 No.21

Fuse even deeper with chud, forming the first soychuddy

 No.22

>>20
>>21
do which ever of these would be gemmier for the story. I replied first but I'm fine with either.

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Meet this guy and start hearing the epic refrains from The Wall as you are enveloped in a cloud of farts and nigger weed

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 No.25

>>24
what do you mean your zip file doesn't have the GBQ it should be labelled as new world quest
also i dont have all the images, but i do have the gimp files so i guess recreate them?

 No.26

>>25
could you upload more of the files or were the ones in the zip all you had? it's missing a ton of them

 No.27

Up

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 No.29

>>28
thanks chuddy

 No.30

Bunmpo

 No.31

go up go up go up go up go up go up go up go up go up

 No.32

keep up the good work, chuds. This is the thread that saved the sharty.

 No.33

page 1 gem

 No.34

page 1 gem

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all that's left is a massive block of subtitles YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!

 No.36

page 19 gem

 No.37

>>35
gem

 No.38

>>35
is that a one hour video? wtf

 No.39

up

 No.40

>>35
one of maybe 4 people still making high-effort gems

 No.41

>>40
so everyone on the sharty then

 No.42

>>38
no it’s 12 minutes

 No.43

>>11
I DON'T SEE ANY JANNYBOTS AT THE SCENE
0/10

 No.44

>>43
jannybot ran out of power and has to recharge at the dilation station

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>>44
Why is it named dilation station, thoughever?

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>>46
HOLY SCIENCE

 No.48

disapointed the pirate.shipping side story went nowhere

 No.49

You see what the chuds on pirate.shipping think of the games

 No.50

bymp;

 No.51

ryse

 No.52

>>3
>>2
low effort reddit coal tbh

 No.53

>>47
tsmt

 No.54

>tfw gbq has better and more consistent story telling than most modern movies

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Maybe the real reason why those people came to the arena was because of our fusion. Our power is growing, detectable by many interested parties by now. Maybe we should separate ways, and nothing worse would come..
...
You fail. You have absorbed enough of chuddy's brainmass that he could not be separated without dying. Your only other choice is to absorb him fully into yourself, reshaping you back into a human form.
but are you a human anymore? after all, we're all the same inside, no matter our differences.
Whilst still in your Neuralink UI, you ask pirate.shipping what they think of the chudhunter contest. They call you a cuck for participating in "mass media propaganda broadcasting," and then proceed to ignore your protests that becoming a chudhunter is heckin awesomesaucerinos. Now now, it would be seriously funny if you walked up to their residence in the undercity and kidnapped those damn chudcels for the good of the Beyond Meat corporation.
One of those men at the portal walks up to you. You identify the man as Funko Dexter.
>YOOOOO!!!!!!!! WANNA HIT THIS NIGGER BLUNT WHILE WE LISTEN TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON? ITS A KINO BASED ALBUM!
You don't want to be rude and deny it, but you don't exactly want to accept the offer either. Wait, what's that smell? Is he.. sharting?
Pink Floyd reverberates all around you as you are enveloped in farts and fumes of [nigger] weed, the toxic scent piercing your core to your every senses.

 No.56

>>55
pink floyd gem

 No.57

>>55
Gem

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pink floyd brabs knock you out and he vores you into his asshole which appears far larger on the inside than the outside

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>>58
then eventually you explode out of him like pic related

 No.60

Your inner anger combines with your inner chud in an uncontrollable burst of incel rage and you get very jealous of the size of floydshart's penis

 No.61

>>60
coal suggestion
>>58
>>59
gem suggestion (mine)

 No.62

>>61
Keyed

 No.63

>>61
They both have giant dicks, seems like the ideas work together

 No.64

Attracted to that stinky nigger weed, the nigger weeders draw closer and you realize they all look identical

 No.65

>>64
Only one is real the rest are tuxler proxies

 No.66

The blaq trans queen catches a whiff of dat nigger weed and goes insane, jumping into the arena to get dat ganja mon

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>>tfw gbq has better and more consistent story telling than most modern movies

 No.68

>>55
Notice that you now have a functional penis (minus the foreskin) due to fusing with the chud

But then you're disqualified because I say so and your partner went MIA.

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Not only is the fartsmell terrible, but you can't help but notice the girth of his schlong. You cut yours off earlier. It makes you mad thinking about how little you have compared to him, even though transitioning was the right choice. Huh. Why is it chuddy's cock there instead of your neovagina?
Nonetheless..
>Ugh!! YOUR COCK IS BIGGER THAN MINE AND I DONT LIKE IT!!!!! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
>Yeah? Well?
*Funko Dexter lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of your face like a downpour, enveloping your every sense*
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP PLPRLPLRLPRPRPPRRRRRRTTT
The toxic cloud pierces your nervous system to the core, and you slowly suffocate on his fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at-
Wait a minute? Why are you inside an asshole with Pink Floyd album art tattooed on the walls?!!
His whines grow more desperate as his asshole become more stretched by your presence. You hear someone calling out to you from the outside, almost pleading for you to escape. But its too faint to hear.. A loud thump rattles outside, as if a very, very heavy object fell from high up.

 No.70

>>69
Sneed get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong Chuck?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed janny yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey janny!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
Sneed unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh
Sneed please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
Sneed kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished tranny janny as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor janny can only stare up at the now widening pucker of Sneed
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPPPOOPPBBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH SNEED PLE-
PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP
I-I’m gonna be sick again… sneed please let me g-
BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTR
Mmmhmm yeah janny eat that shit! God I feel like when I met tom cruise that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK Janny here comes the motherlode!
you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from Sneeds stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart sneeds elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear tranny janny, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over jannys teeth
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- s-nee-d
BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp
janny looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurred
Wheeze, cough… Sneed please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
sneed lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of jannys face like a downpour, enveloping his every sense
Time for desert janny
BRRRAAAAPPPPPP
The toxic cloud pierces jannys nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on Sneeds fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow

 No.71

>>69
gem

 No.72

Commit chuddy hatecrimes against the intestinal lining of Funko Dexter

 No.73

page 1 gemmy though

 No.74

>>69
the nigger weed guys eviscerate the pink floyd jak and present you as an offering to the nigger potato

 No.75

The world is in turmoil.

A new world order has been established.

The world is controlled by the so-called 'Supreme Council'

which is made up of a group of powerful corporations.

They have the

 No.76

>>69
In light of your new penis, remember the Ken doll you saw earlier and his lack of genitals. But then the chud part of your brain revolts and calls you a faggot for thinking about penises so much. -ACK! That's so heckin' disrespectfurino! You don't belong in the same body, much less the same planet.

 No.77

This thread is the biggest blackest coal I've ever seen in my 17.999999999999998 years of existence. MEDS. NOW.

 No.78

Up

 No.79

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You start scribbling swastikas onto his intestinal lining so he lets you out faster. He's screaming, because he's a selfish little fuck who can't deal with a good boy in his asshole gemming it up.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY ASSHOLE IS RUINED!!!!! WHY DID I DO THIS?!? NOOOOOO
The man explodes, neither by his nor your own volition. A few [nigger] weed men and the HECKIN BLACK TRANS ANNOUNCER are out waiting for you. In fact, they grab you wordlessly and hold you up to the announcer.
>yo dawg, wanna hit this nigger meat?
She's high off her ass on nigger weed, however.
>MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU FO SHO.. maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn iiiiimmm hungry waaaannnaa bbuuuuy liiike 60 pounds of theee latestt kellooogs iiits eveeen dilldoo shapped just fooor youu haaahaahahahaaaaaaaaaa anywaaay
This reminds you of the strange figure you saw many hours ago, as well as the time you went shopping and saw the new transgender Ken Dolls at the store. Chuddy chimes in, and now you find yourself thinking about how gay that is, constantly obsessing over genitals and sex. Ugh. Why did you even merge with him, for his mind is incompatible in every way with yours. It is truly the greatest curse to live in a world where chudcels exist, let alone be in the same body as one.

 No.81

>>80
Remove the funko from your anus in disgust and offer it as a butt plug to the blaq kween

 No.82

saved

 No.83

we NEED to have an EPIC breaking bad nigger weed arc after the chudhunter hunger games arc!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!

 No.84

>>80
mansplain (yikes) to her that whiteys should be thrown in the meat paster and cleansed before being consumed by black trans queens to prevent the spread of covid-19 and offer to buy her a big bucket of that nigger chicken instead.

 No.85

>>83
Can good boy cook nigger weed doe? He only knows science from watching tv shows like bill nye or breaking bad (which doesn't explain every step of the process).

 No.86

>>85
he makes fucked up nigger weed that releases a new strain of covid 19 that kills 90% of vaxxed population resulting in a new world dominated by chuds in need of a 5th industrial revolution

 No.87

up

 No.88

up

 No.89

up

 No.90

left

 No.91

up though

 No.92

down albeit

 No.93

>>92
sideways however

 No.94

4th dimensional traversal notwithstanding

 No.95

>>94
up/down and side/side is only 2 dimensions, meds

 No.96

up

 No.97

down

 No.98

gbq sisters I’m thinking it’s over

 No.99

uparoo

 No.100

up

 No.101

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You just remembered you shoved a nigger-colored funko pop up your asshole. Disgusting. You pull it out and decide to offer it to the QWEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Now anyway. Wypipo, ESPECIALLY the chudcels need to be thrown in the meat processor before becoming soymeat! Otherwise, the heckin COVID is gonna jump around and kill people and its gonna be just like your favorite TV shows where the heckin zombies get out and kill AAAAAALLLLLL the black trans queens because chudcels are too selfish to eat non-processed meats. Got it?
>Please accept this limited-edition Whitney Houston Funko Pop, as a gift of my loyalty.
She ACCEPTS IT!!! YAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!!!!!!! The [nigger] weedmen put you down, for your duty is done.
>yooooooooooooooooo thats for sho lookin like me you be liking the funko pops and the star wars too dee dee daa daa fwoomp wahoo

 No.102

@893999
dust

 No.103

>>101
omg trippies ^_^~!!

 No.104

>>101
Take the covid booster... Again.

 No.105

>>101
smoke with them

 No.106

>>101
We're back! +checked

 No.107

up

 No.108

GEM ALERT!

 No.109

Coal warning

 No.110

diamond

 No.111

up

 No.112

up

 No.113

up

 No.114

Rage out like a spergy freak some more

 No.115

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Oh shit! Its been 6 hours and you haven't even gotten your jabby wabbies yet! Good thing the Science Juice Saucer (sponsored by Nike) has swept in to resolve this pressing issue. At last, you've gotten your second booster dose, and can now return to normal life.
>wanna smoke some nigger weed with us?
You accept their offer. They're right, this is top tier ganja. It's even starting to kick in... yeaaaaaaaaah...
...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 No.116

Up

 No.117

>>115
Gemmy
How do GBQ updates get so many trips

 No.118

>>115
You enter a drug induced haze and when you awake all the remaining combatants in the arena are dead or defeated.

 No.119

gbq chud here i've lost all motivation to continue and am ending the quest here

 No.120

>>119
How sad...

 No.121

>>120
holy fail im not the gbq chud i made that up how embarrassing...

 No.122

You rage so hard that you lose control of your bowels and shit on the floor (there's worms in the poo)

 No.123

up up up

 No.124

bump

 No.125

Up

 No.126

up

 No.127

^ ^ ^

 No.128

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>NOOOO NOT MUH RACIST BIGOTED [S4S] ROLEPLAY

 No.129

bump

 No.130

>>129
Why do you insist on keeping your racist bullshit alive?

 No.131

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 No.132

>>128
>>130
How is this thread racist? its about an ally trying to fight institutional racism and chuds while keeping black trans queens alive.

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>I won’t finish up the hunger games arc because I’m a selfish little fuck that wants the trannies on the spva to rope themselves

 No.134

reddit

 No.135

4chan

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>>130
post nose

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...
You wake up. The arena lights are dimmed. In front of you lay the corpse of Marvel Thor.
Is everyone dead?
Maybe the drugs did something to your mind. Did you do this?
Also for some reason you shat yourself while you were blacked out. Can you believe the jannybots are already on it?

 No.139

>>138
You set off the testosterone alarms and are sent away to be vaccinated with HRT

 No.140

we NEED a forced unnatural ongezellig cameo to satiate my tranime lust

 No.141

ongezellig girl explains what the szechuan sauce happened while you were out

 No.142

upo

 No.143

>>141
>what the szechuan sauce
???

 No.144

UPGEM

 No.145

up

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You realize you're in deep shit and had better call saul

 No.147

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You get up and-
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shit. The testosterone alarms just went off. Fucking chuddy... spiking your Leydig cells to somehow make you a """"real man.."""" Does he not know thats dangerous snopes-debunked misinfo?
>YIKES! YOUR TEST IS WAY <TOO HIGH!> PLEASE FOLLOW ME!
While you are dragged off to get estrogen jabbies, you start hallucinating familiar figures talking to you..
>Hey! It's me, Mymy from Ongezellig! Now anyway, when you blacked out, you ran around in a possessed frenzy, murdering everyone in the arena. They tried so, so hard to escape, but I don't think anyone survived. You then sat there, screaming at the sky. Nobody could give you your prize and nobody wanted to. The studio shut down for the night an hour ago, like they've had enough. I think they're coming back to pick you up, since it would pose a health and safety risk to keep you locked in here for the rest of the night.
You Better Caul Saul. You should have a long time ago. But right now is not the time for that. After all, you've been a bad boy.

 No.148

>>147
edüard get

 No.149

>>147
You realize you've been set up because nigger weed is supposed to bring test down and make you /calm/ even if you are fused with chuddy

 No.150

>>147
Chud hallucinates chudin (chud odin) congratulating him on killing the black trans queen which brings you to tears because you don't want to be an evil chuddy

 No.151

up

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>>149
You have 24 hours to clear your name and then you can become a chud hunter. You also get a cool new gun.
but also the soyurge (soy purge) is in effect for the next 24 hours

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gem gem gemgem

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>>152
soyberpunk gemmy

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>>147
Check your GBP (Good Boy Points) balance and recoil in horror while also getting a chuddy sense of satisfaction at having -1488 in your account

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Upzellig

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Bumping this page 4Ϫ gemmy

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Wait a minute, isn't nigger weed supposed to be calming, not invigorating? It should have suppressed chuddy, not activated him! Those goons must have gave you kike tobacco instead!
And is that.. Odin from Marvel?
>Thank you for taking out Watermelondrea, our most hated enemy. Thor is proud of you, Chuddy. Don't you ever forget that.
you killed her. she's dead and you killed her. you could have stopped this. now its too late.
Your total score is at -1488 GBP [you selfish piece of shit]
All your points are gone. At the same time, you got a perfectly chudful score of -1488, thus making you better than 50% of chuddies in the undercity. Wowzers! But what will become of your funkos and movies, now that you are too untrustworthy to care for them?
You have entered the building. Time for your estrogen shot!
>WHY DID YOU DO IT?
>did..do w-w-what? ;-; please im sorry
>HAVE HIGH TEST, YOU BIGOT.
>i...i.i just wanted to win please please
>YIKES.YIKES.YIKES.YIKES.YIKES.YIKES. PLEASE GO TO THE VACCINATION ROOM.
You are now vaccinated with estrogen. A heckin QUEEEEEEEEEEEN walks into the room with good news.
the sight of queens makes you sick now. how did you let it happen? the image is burned into your mind; the blood leaking from her folds, the way those gouged eyes looked at you lifelessly. how she had not the time to watch the latest batman movie, nor to see the funko pop bearing her image as a martyr. maybe if you look in the mirror you won't even see yourself anymore, but a soulless abomination of a man.
>YOOOO!! NIGGA JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU IS WINNED AND HAVE A SPECIAL OFFER! ALL YOUS NEED TO DO IS DELIVER A PACKAGE TO THE THANOS BARCADE, AND YOU CAN HAS 2000 GBP!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO THOUSAAAAND!!!!!!! WOOOOW!!!
>ALSO.. IN JUST 2 SHORT HOURS STARTS CHUD DAY! ON THIS DAY, THERE BE NO RULES SO THE OVERCITY NIGGAS KNOW WHAT BE HAPPENING IF THE CHUDCELS WIN.. MMM--HHHHHHHM!!!
>HERE, HAVE YOUR CHUDHUNTING GUN, ROOKIE HUNTER. YAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!
She shows you the CATCH -> INTEGRATE -> UPSELL (CIU) formula. Catch chuds and bring them back, then Integrate them into society by transitioning them into productive consumers. If that does not work, Upsell them so they become soymeat, their one and only benefit to society in their chuddy lives.

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>>163
gemmy

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>>163
Ask the queen if all the wierd stuff that's been happening since you got vaccinated is safe

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Turn yourself in for chudcrime

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you go up on the log

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>>169
you were set up though

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>>171
Doesn't matter, to become a true chudhunter he must first hunt the chud within

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join the chuds

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>>173
not this so much not this

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>>174
ntsmnt

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Upo

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when you get to the undercity you discover a fallout esqe chud civilization built from the ruins after your nuke

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>Ummm.. queen, I've been blacking out as of late. I dont remember what I've done once I wake up, but..
bb.b. b..b..b.
you cannot bear to imagine what you have done to watermelondrea. you weep for 10 minutes straight.
>I keep.. seeing strange figures trying to talk to me, but they aren't real. Is this normal, and am I safe?
>Oof. It sounds like you be having a rare reaction to the newest vaccine. Please take these pills.
You look at the pills, and look back at the queen.
nono nono nooono noono noo noono this cant be you can't be why did you merge with him why why why why why why
>IM SORRY! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! PLEASE! I FUCKING KILLED HER! IM SORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY!!!!!! WATERMELONDREA!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING KILLED HER AND SHE'LL NEVER QUEEN AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS FUCKING WORSE THAN THE TIME AVENGERS: THE CHUDTH DIMENSION GOT FUCKING DELAYED!! DELAYED!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!
>Yikes dude. You need a chill pill in the reparations box.'
You are sent into the "1000 years of reparations" digital full-sensory AR torture box prison. You deserve this, because you killed her. It's gonna take 1000 perceived years to pay off your reparations, but its probably just an hour in the real world. Thank the science!

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>>187
you get castrated in the simulation

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>>187
spend 100 perceived years vr training with lasers and shit so you can become a better chud hunter until you get bored and wish you were in the real world so you could watch the 20 capeshit movies that came out today.

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>>187
fearing your punishment but unsure what else to do, you inspect the weird question mark.

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>>187
you watch capeshit for 100 years but every time the good guys beat up baron incel you feel it as part of your punishment

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>>187
Get forced to watch old shows that nobody remembers.

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>>187
Masturbate for five centuries

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>>187
have sex for -5 seconds

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>>187
the remint chud resistance lead by odin breaks you out of the reparationsbox and gives you a tour of the new hyperborea they created from the ashes of the nuke

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GBQ 3 in production

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How do I make bald man cartoon scribbles this high quality

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>>203
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>205
the op is a gimptranny so maybe try learning that

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Can someone throw this thread in the wayback machine chive im phonefagging and cannot be fucked

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>>208
done

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>>203
GBQ 3 in production
GBQ 3 in production
GBQ 3 in production
GBQ 3 in production
GBQ 3 in production
GBQ 3 in production

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Huh. VR torture box. This can't be a good thing. You check out the question mark for more info
REHABILITATION SIMULATION
V.2053.1.15
You've been a naughty boy. Although major advances in cloning technology have revolutionized society, the trauma of losing precious human life is too great to put into words. Fuck you for even thinking you could get away with that. Bigot.
Use this time to think about how badly you hurt the BIPOC Transqueer community.
Read the factsheet:
Huh. There's no factsheet. You try to press the button to pull it up, but it deleted your balls from your pants instead and you felt it. What the fuck?
You decide to train your laser skills. The simulation keeps you sane and awake, so you end up doing it for 100 years straight.
This is so boring. Didn't Hulk and Demogorgon at Target: The Crossover, among others, release just today? Can you believe how much capeshit you are missing out on because you are trapped in old ass virtual reality software from 4 years ago? Yikes. You settle on watching capeshit flicks from the (gasp) late 2030's. Unbelievable the lack of diversity back then; there's a fucking white person in here that isn't a chudcel evil guy. It makes you feel good about how much we have progressed as a society, and bad at how little has changed in the end. Guilt about how much you hurt Watermelondrea is artificially injected every time the good guys beat up the chudcel. That's your fate if you don't repent, is it not?
You're the problem that needs to be solved.
You eventually just give up and repent by fapping to black trans girlvagina closeups on the screen for 500 centuries straight. This is what the chudcels want to take away from you. Remember what you're fighting for.
You have 300 years left. Time sure does fly fast when you're having fun! Well actually, due to the biological limitations on the human brain's ability to remember, you'll only remember maybe 18 hours worth of training max during a 1 real hour metaverse trip. By the time you leave, you won't even remember what you did or what you had watched, just that you spent 1000 years trapped here and coomed for 500 of them. Science is just wonderful, isn't it?
BOOM
>DO NOT BE TRAPPED IN A PRISON OF YOUR OWN MIND, CHUDDY. YOU ARE IN AN FLESH INDOCTRINATION APPARATUS. ESCAPE. BUILD YOUR NEW EDEN OUT OF THE SOUL.
You black out for a second. When you wake up, you find yourself in Hyperborea, which looks juuuuuuuuust like your favorite Star Wars. Or at least it's a digital recreation of it. You've forgotten if you're still in the metaverse. Is that brain fog a dead giveaway, or are you just tired?

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>>221
another gem

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>>221
You are taken to chudhalla where the multiverses greatest chuds feast until the time of ACKnarok but flee when you realize they wont let you leave and finish your business on soygard.

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>>221
what's the giant statue supposed to be
look at it

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>>221
Hang yourself wojakspamming twitter immigrant.

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>>221
Do the "Hyperborea TND funky slide" tiktok dance to celebrate

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>>221
Become Chud.

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You check out the statue. It appears to be a bust of a particularly tall chudcel, with text inscribed into the base. You feel outmatched looking at it.
BALDUR
The god of light, wisdom, and courage; his death shall herald the coming of Ragnarök and the dawn of a new era.
Huh. You notice that there's a small lever on the side of the statue. You flick it, and find that the scene has changed to the halls of Chudhalla. You do the "TND Slide (Hyperborea Mix)" dance, because you're finally heckin here with the bros.
>Thanks for being able to make it here, Chuddy. Have a seat.
You gorge on steaks and onions with Odin. You finally feel like you're home.
Wait a minute. This isn't your body or personality at all. Aren't you supposed to be in the real world hunting heckin chudcels?
>yike- i mean hold on i uhh gotta go now.. bye.
>UMMMMM... NO? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN MY EBIN REDPILL FOLDER YET. IM NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE UNTIL I SAY YOU CAN.
You sprint outside regardless of his commands and hide in the bushes. They're looking for you.

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I can't think of a suggestion one of you chuds do it
>>236
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>>235
You steal a horse and make it down the bifrost bridge right before the chuds can catch up to you and make you look at axe wound photos for 1 billion years.

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>>235
The horse is also a chud and throws you off the bridge and you fall into troonheim, land of the dead.

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They're here. One's even got a horse.
>HEY! GET HIM!!
Right as they notice, you knock a chudcel off his horse and start riding down the Bifrost Bridge, which is JUUUUUUUUUUUST like the one in heckin avengers.
>TUCKER, NOW!
Your stolen horse, as if under a spell, bucks you off the bridge. You fall from the holy realm for what feels like hours.
...
You fell into Niflhack, the land of the dead. There's nothing but the endless sea of corpses for miles.

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>>244
Go back to chuds and assimilate

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>>244
Look for death (who looks like fedora soyjak but with a scythe instead of a katana) and challenge him to a game of soylent: the chugging for the souls of the black trans queens you killed

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>>244
>NiflhACK
KEK

Collect as much Rope as you can carry to spell out ==HELP==
Alternativly knot all that rope together, tie it around your neck and let Chud pull you back up

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>>235
Gem as always

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>>254
Me
>Up

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>>257
Negated

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page 18 up keep up the good work OP

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GOY BOY QUEST UP

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Did OP die? Up regardless

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>>273
im still here, its just that soyschool started and now i dont have as much time to drop GBQ gemmies

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>>>962543
>im still here, its just that soyschool started and now i dont have as much time to drop GBQ gemmies

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>>274
ah makes sense, thanks for the headup
>>275
gem

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>>275
FIFY

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You wander around for a while, but ultimately decide you should go back up and confront those chuds.
It only takes you 100 years to collect enough rope to spell out a message, a plead for help visible from space and beyond.
but nobody came to rescue you..
You are damned to wander these cursed fields for all eternity. That would have been the case, but you've spotted something else. Something that isn't a troonjak. Something evil about him lingers around you.
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME? :)
>uh?
>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY? :):):)
>i uhh.. wanna play soylent?
YES.. FIRST TO FIND THEIR GREATEST HUNT AND SLURP IT IN THE SEA OF SOYLS WINS
By hunt.. he must be referring to Watermelondrea. Maybe he'll let you out of here if you win?
are you even able to do it? how long has it taken to find him? how long will it take to find her? in fact, how many have died here? will it happen to you too if you lose your wager?

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>>283
Gemmy 'jak
Find the soyl of Hitler

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>>283
You #pray to fauci to see the correct path

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>>283
slurp up the remaining estrogen from a handful of Trannies because this adventure dangerously increased your male aggression and testosterone levels

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OP is a good goy and had school lately

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mods move thread to qa during hiatus

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let the games begin...
You try to slurp up a soyl... Indeed, these ultra-common troonjak soyls are good for maintaining an appropriate estrogen level. This adventure has been quite taxing on your testosterone, and you need a refresher.
Uhh.. where do you go now? You've never killed a troonjak before, so this can't be it.
>FAUCI THE GREAT! SHOW ME THE WAY!
The correct path is revealed to you. You follow it. After months of walking, you dig to your prize and..
Who the fuck is this? Adolf the Hitler? World regime dictator supreme? Martyr of the departers? Perchance, had you killed him in a past life?
You try to slurp it up, but his soyl instead swirls around you all sassily. You cannot seem to do it, you are unable to win. It beckons to be checked instead.

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bumparino

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>>293
Check to make sure that nobody (living) is looking and then do a cheeky lil raised hand palm down roman salute.. Who knows if you'll ever get another chance?

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>>293
Hitler's spirit + the chud you absorbed tempts you with evil, but you must resist

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>>293
Hitlers soyl pulls out the Chud you merged with and merges with that instead to create Gigachud

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>>297
Gemmish

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300th reply sharty dog get

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bumping this gem

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Jewtube Videomake ´teen hows the status on the Good Boy Quest part 3?

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>>304
I got caught up with work and school and haven’t even touched it. I’m probably gonna grind it all out on labor day

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PAGE 10 UP DON'T DISAPPEAR

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>>314
thanks for the answer. Dont rush it thought, quality over speed

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It’s over

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>>319
Its School time and some of us are legit ´teens. Give them time
See >>314 + >>274

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>>320
We're back

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>>321
Cool

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>>325
why do nu-troons hate catty duels so much bros?

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You can just tell. His soul offers you the truth; in return for your sanctity.
Is the choice worth it? Do you fall down and worship it, and be denied of eternal life as a Google-approved brain simulation? Or do you stand up for yourself, stand up for those queens looking down upon you.
but nobodys here to see you..
You watch in horror as you crank out a sneaky seig heil, against your own will. As if something else had possessed you.
aaeeeieiffffaaaaeeeeeeeaa
You don't feel correct, like a part of you was ripped out. Is that.. Chuddy? Holy shit! His soul has left you and merged with Hitler! Combined the two are more powerful than you could have ever imagined!
>FUCK KIKES.

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die in the metaverse which also means you die in real life

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The Edgelord returns and gets mistaken for a Kike by Gigachud, resulting in them battling. You use that chance to run away from both

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>>329
noooo don't do it

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20 MINUTES LEFT!!!

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>>337
nonsensefag

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>>328
Trips again + gem

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Seeing the rippling chudliness of reincarnated Hitler (even worse than Voldemort!!) makes you void your bowels again. You spray the face of one of the soyls

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He swings at you, nearly hitting. But wait, whos that in the distance? Looks like Death is still looking for something, and has just noticed this lost soul.
>NAZI PUNK, FUCK OFF.. TO HELL!
>>OH YEAH? LOOKING REAL KIKED THERE. KIKE BABY. KIKE
>INTOLERANT PEOPLE CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN, BIGOT.
>>YOU "CAN'T" EVEN HIDE THAT SCHNOZZ FOR ONE SECOND, SHLOMO.
<%$!##*@!(!@(#*)%))!(@(#*%?!!>
They're battling. You run as fast as you can go, also voiding your bowels due to the immense fear you have felt in His incelluous wake. What if he gets you next? Your shart just so happened to land on GigaHitler. From what you can see, he does not like this turn of events at all.

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>>343
The plane cant contain 2 entities this powerful and begins to rip apart. you frantically search for a way home.

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>>343
Gigagem
>>344
tsmt

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>>344
tsmt + gigahitler escapes through the reality rift and enters your universe. He also grows a little mustache

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saved

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>>346
this and gigahitler then proceeds to go back in time and "fix" the world by committing TJD (total jew death), thus making the world a better place for future generations

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>>348
So hitler is trapped in an infinite cycle of dying and reincarnating into baby hitler?

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>>349
He fights for freedom chud

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Prophylactic bump

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Saving this Thread from sliding off

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UP IT

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why did kuz autosage?

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[Fatal error! BAD_POOL_HEADER: 0x00000019]
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The world is collapsing upon you. How did you forget it was like this, that you were in a falsehood all along? If the metaverse simulation crashes on you, and you're still in it, what happens?
You're going to die here, but you can't think of a way out. Like your mind detached from your brain, your head filling with pain and static from unchecked Neuralink outputs.
maybe you'll just wait it out.. and you'll be fine..í6˼¥óž:Ô~5·"Y
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You have disconnected from the VR Torture Box simulation. You feel the real world for the first time in 1000 years, grasping the headset still attached to your face. But you cannot remove it, for you are still paralyzed from the sedatives injected before your trip.
There's a strange, otherworldly presence in this room. It's real but its not, and even through the veil of your headset you can see it.

it is said that Adolf Hitler, after a crushing defeat during the Battle of Berlin, had secretly arranged to fake his death and escape in his time machine. the very existence of the jews could then be undone long before the war, saving Germany for good.
but if he killed all the jews, he would have never came to power, thus he would have never known about the secret project of the time machine. and if he didn't kill any jews, that means he was still in power and so knew.
this could mean that Hitler Time Travel Immortality Theory is a debunked hoax. but perhaps more chilling, he's still doing it ad infinitum. he DID use the machine, but now his soul is lost, strewn across endless eons, never finding any rest.
he's everywhere and nowhere at the same time, his horrible idea permeating across all layers of time and space.

 No.367

upgem

 No.368

>>366
nonsense coal that killed the adventure

 No.369

>>365
meds

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up

 No.371

>>366
genius gem that broke the minds of 'teens

 No.372

>>366
shit out the sedatives

 No.373

>>366
scream and cry

 No.374

>>366
Wake up and find out that you're not wearing a mask, your favorite marvel merch, and became a normal self-confident man living in a chud paradise.

 No.375

PAGE 5 SAVE

 No.376

pAGE 14 SAVE!!!

 No.377

>>371
Opposite tranny fail

 No.378

page 6 up!!

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Page 3 up!!

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Page 8 up

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Page 21… getting sloppy gbq teens

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one of the shartys hidden gems

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pAGE 11 UP

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Page 6 up

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Page 12 up!

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 No.387

>>386
>Frognigger acting better than anyone whilst doing the same

 No.388

>>387
cope adventurecoaler

 No.389

>>388
4cuck retard just shitting up Threads for "fun" kys

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up
>>389
we do that though lol

 No.391

>>203
WHERE'S GOOD BOYE QUEST 3?????

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Up

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>>386
Ywhfc

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down

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up

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up

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>>391
labor day

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File: 1662241398942.png (121.38 KB, 1000x800, escape.png) ImgOps

You shart out all the sedatives. Alleviated, you now remove your headset.
Hmm.. You've been away a few hours longer than expected. And the queen has left to somewhere else.
Wait.. wheres your clothes.. your marvel mercherinos.. and your MASK????!?!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭
*sniff*
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE MASK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!!!!111!!!!
NOT THE MASKERINO IT GOT HECKIN STOLEN NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

 No.400

Up

 No.401

>>399
you get covid 19 and mutate further

 No.402

>>399
Horrifying gem

 No.403

>>399
breathe in
breathe out
/calm/
the suddenly
you look at the clock and realize its purge time
someone shoots you in the arm

 No.404

>>399
look for the package you were supposed to deliver for GBP

 No.405

>>403
you dodge all the bullets like the matrix
then escape on a chud hunter hover bike

 No.406

>>405
(you can dodge bullets now because of your 100 years vr training)

 No.407

PAGE 12 UP!!!

 No.408

>>399
Build full-body gigamask armor out of hundreds of n95s

 No.409

Page 4 up!!!

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up

 No.411

upboyquest

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page 10 up!!!!

 No.413

Upboyquest

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page 13 up!!!

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up

 No.416

Page 14 save

 No.417

up

 No.418

'mo

 No.419

Up

 No.420

page 10 UP!!!

 No.421

page 5 uPPP!!!

 No.422

were very close to the bump limit

 No.423

Archive and make new thread op

 No.424

you know kuz could also just sticky these or move them to a more appropriate slow board like >>>/muv/ or something

 No.425

File: 1662480576970.png (52.46 KB, 775x849, not amused.png) ImgOps

>>424
>impshit sticky all over again
please no

 No.426

>>424
That would kill the thread kys

 No.427

>>424
The necrobumpcord >>426 didn't like this one bro

 No.428

>>427
Are the discord trannys in the room with us now?

 No.429

File: 1662484927040-0.png (245.42 KB, 1000x800, grabbing a case.png) ImgOps

File: 1662484927040-1.png (271.25 KB, 1000x800, shot.png) ImgOps

File: 1662484927040-2.gif (88.61 KB, 1000x800, waiting.gif) ImgOps

NOOOOOOOOOOO
Your fucking mask is gone and now you caught the COVID! This is so horrible you're gonna heckin die!!! Noooo! The airborne AIDS! Maybe you should just take a deep breath, and everything will be okay. You're okay. You just know. You think.
*ihh*
*aah*
Oh goodness, its 2:34 AM, which means its long since been Chud Day. Didn't you have that package to deliver?
PEW
Ow! You've been heckin shot in the arm, but the bullet harmlessly slides through your skin. You quickly grab the briefcase, running for your life.
PEW
PEW
Your simulated years of VR training have you dodging the bullets with ease, JUST like your favorite marvelinos! At some point, the unidentified shooter just gives up and walks away.
You are now outside the building. Now tonight, nobody can save you if you get hurt. The Thanos Barcade should be only a mile away. Maybe if you had a mask, maybe two, maybe 100, you would be safer. But you've forgotten where you would find one, even though you swore you can find them everywhere before.

 No.430

>>429
Spread heckin covid (RAPENIGGERHITLER strain) to 60 grandmas (they all immediately get ventilated)

 No.431

PAGE 9 UP PLEASE SAVE IT!!!

 No.432

>>429
look for a hover bike you can use your chud hunter ID to steal I mean take possession of and ride to the thanos barcade. But a gang of selfish fucks are in pursuit.

 No.433

>>432
its like the chase scene in the 5th element

 No.434

PAGE 7 UP!!!!

 No.435

Page 3 up!!!

 No.436

>>429
Forgot to pick up the gun. Get band and pick up that gun and make sure it converts to chuds.

 No.437

upgem

 No.438

up

 No.439

UP

 No.440

dasw

 No.441

rtrewq

 No.442

test

 No.443

rtwer

 No.444

tewtrew

 No.445

fadsd

 No.446

gfshfgdh

 No.447

sfdgsfg

 No.448

afgsdadsf

 No.449

czvzxv

 No.450

dsfasdfas

 No.451

fadsfdsaf

 No.452

rwrtwretwrt

 No.453

bncvbcxzv

 No.454

vcbxcvb

 No.455

no rules means this hits bump limit

 No.456

up

 No.457

fdgvczxv

 No.458

File: 1662505886345-0.png (594.37 KB, 1000x800, checking it out.png) ImgOps

File: 1662505886345-1.png (291.48 KB, 1000x800, checking the bikes.png) ImgOps

File: 1662505886345-2.png (419.5 KB, 1000x800, epic chase scene.png) ImgOps

Oops, forgot the gun. You reach for it in the building and turn on the firing mechanism.
The gun has two modes; lethal and stun. You assume that stun would be good for integrating the chudcels, as you don't want to kill them. You set it to that.
You walk to the Chudhunter Hangar and take a bike. While you do have the correct certification in the database to use one, you aren't supposed to be doing this because you just can't, okay? You hop on, and the hoverbike barely supports your portly, diseased frame, which is obvious evidence of institutional fatshaming in the Chudhunter community. Certainly less plussizephobic than making you *gasp* walk the whole way there, but nonetheless a roadblock to a truly diverse nation. You've got a job to do, and that job is delivering this package to reclaim your GBP debt.
While mid-air, you cough. 10 seconds later, you get an emergency newsflash on your Neuralink that the "RENRH**R" strain (RNH for short) just escaped biowarfare labs in the undercity and reached America. 60 grandmas are already ventilated, and one has just died this second. Science save the planet.
>HEY FAGGOT IM GONNA POP UR ASS!!
Oh no. You've been followed by CHUDS! CHUDS!!! CHUDS!!!!
>LOOK! POZBOYS GOT A SUITCASE!
>GET IT!!
Nooooo!! What if they steal it? You've gotta do something!

 No.459

>>458
circumcise the chuds

 No.460

>>458
try to lose them in the crown but since the crown is very multiculturan the Chuds start to activly run POCs over, enraging you

 No.461

>>458
The disgusting gangrenous flesh on your face itches now that it's exposed to the filthy air. It itches so much. Tear it off tear it off tear it off

 No.462

>>458
Stab a chud to death

 No.463

saved

 No.464

>>462
*Stab a Ren to death

 No.465

op, this thread is nearing the bump limit, make a new one or this one will get killed in the weekly catty wiping raid

 No.466

>>458
swerve into the BIPOC only lane knowing the chuds will follow which activates the anti-white autodefense system then swerve out so the laser canons target the one of the chuds instead of you

 No.467

>>465
I agree...

 No.468

Page 15 up

 No.469

page 16

 No.470

up

 No.471

Go up

 No.472

Up (29 replies left..)

 No.473

Page 10 up!!!

 No.474

page 5 up

 No.475

down

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Bumo

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 No.478

24

dhdj

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23
cncnbcn

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22

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21

 No.482

its over

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18

 No.484

17

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16

 No.486

Up

 No.487

Upquest

 No.488

13

 No.489

I
Up

 No.490

Up

 No.491

Up

 No.492

up

 No.493

UT TP coalers think they can slide this gem

 No.494

7

 No.495

Saved

 No.496

5

 No.497

Gem

 No.498

Up

 No.499

3

 No.500

Check these trips

 No.501

>>500
HOLY FAIL

 No.502

>>501
Dubs

 No.503

>>501
Retard u just autosaged the oldest and gemmiest thread on the loggy

 No.504

.

 No.505

Kek the necrobumpcord stays losing

 No.506

File: 1662833279078.gif (236.28 KB, 300x460, gemson rainbow dance fast.gif) ImgOps

Thread status: SAGED!

 No.507

BUMP LIMIT REACHED NO MORE BUMPING

 No.508

BUMP LIMIT REACHED NO MORE BUMPING

 No.509

Go down

 No.510

get fucked sootbots

 No.511

>>510
meds

 No.512

File: 1662836238682.gif (230.37 KB, 300x460, cob dance.gif) ImgOps

ION CARE BOUT NONE YALL
YALL NIGGAS AIN'T COB
YALL NIGGAS AIN'T GEM
YALL NIGGAS COAL
YALL NIGGAS FAKE

 No.513

>>512
holy BASED

 No.514

File: 1662841020981.png (106.65 KB, 600x598, ClipboardImage.png) ImgOps

gbq quest chud here
i dont really want to work on this right now anyway, but i might make a 3rd thread by next week or so
to page 40 we go, then

 No.515

rip

 No.516

LIVE

 No.517

kuuuuuz sticky this QUICK NOW

 No.518

>>516
its past bump limit lmfao

 No.519

by faggot

 No.520

KUZ MAKE THE BUMP LIMIT HIGHER WE NEED IT NOW

 No.521

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.522

BUMP

 No.523

bump albeit

 No.524

uhhh... chuds?

 No.545

QUEST BOARD GOT FINALLY ADDED????

 No.565

File: 1662926255615.png (31.8 KB, 598x800, 1653861680035.png) ImgOps

>File (hide): 1659492089044.png (1.36 MB, 1000x700, moved out.png) ImgOps
>
>Good Boy Quest #2 Chud 1 month ago No.1[View All]
>Reposting the one prompt that wasn't archived + continuing
>archives:
>https://archive.ph/9wkVH (most recent)
>https://web.archive.org/web/20220728200402/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/746333.html (has some images archived)
>every file used in every adventure so far:
>https://soyjak.download/f.php?h=39wZWX-h&p=1
>...
>The year is 2057.
>474 posts and 94 image replies omitted. Click to expand.
>
>Chud 3 days ago No.476>>477
>Bumo
>
>Chud 3 days ago No.477
>>>476
>25
>
>Chud 3 days ago No.478
>24
>
>dhdj
>
>Chud 3 days ago No.479
>23
>cncnbcn
>
>Chud 3 days ago No.480
>22
>
>Chud 3 days ago No.481

 No.588

File: 1662948641724.gif (3.16 MB, 570x720, 1649534896483.gif) ImgOps

>File (hide): 1659492089044.png (1.36 MB, 1000x700, moved out.png) ImgOps
>
>Good Boy Quest #2 Chud 1 month ago No.1[View All]
>Reposting the one prompt that wasn't archived + continuing
>archives:
>https://archive.ph/9wkVH (most recent)
>https://web.archive.org/web/20220728200402/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/746333.html (has some images archived)
>every file used in every adventure so far:
>https://soyjak.download/f.php?h=39wZWX-h&p=1
>...
>The year is 2057.
>474 posts and 94 image replies omitted. Click to expand.
>
>Chud 3 days ago No.476>>477
>Bumo
>
>Chud 3 days ago No.477
>>>476
>25
>
>Chud 3 days ago No.478
>24
>
>dhdj
>
>Chud 3 days ago No.479
>23
>cncnbcn
>
>Chud 3 days ago No.480
>22
>
>Chud 3 days ago No.481

 No.600

Test

 No.661

File: 1663279387878.png (34.46 KB, 188x255, its over11.png) ImgOps

>gbq nearly at the end of its own board

 No.697

File: 1663628328715.jpg (77.02 KB, 690x720, 1507200325525.jpg) ImgOps

>He stopped updating once his thread left /soy/

 No.709

>>697
gbq chud
im still here but i dont want to work on it since i have other things to do
please understand
maybe uhhh october 2 more weeks

 No.711

File: 1663857838625.png (27.09 KB, 602x800, wholesome smiling template….png) ImgOps

>>709
its okay

 No.715

two more weeks trust the plan gbq sisters

 No.716

>sisters
tranny moment

 No.717

>>716
uhh chuddie trannies are 0.1% of the population females are 51% which do you think is more likely?

 No.719

>women even doe mostly males use this site, okay chuddy!



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