Your roommate has always been interesting. He loved the violin, had a deep appreciation for avocados, and, on one fateful day, he began making mukbangs on YouTube.
Over the subsequent years you watched him grow. Orlin moved in with you, along with Hungry Fat Chick for a few months. He developed relationships and a greater appetite. Nicholas soon began wearing his signature red shirt.
But it was soon time for Nicholas to move out. He and Orlin both dropped out and bought a nice house together, while you stayed at your same old dorm. Nicholas soon stopped talking to you—he had grown too big and famous. But still, you continued watching every video of his, at first supporting it, and later becoming horrified at ‘cado’s eating habits and fake personality.
The doorbell rings.
“HELLOOOO!?” his signature, unforgettable voice cries out.
You rush to the door and open it.
“Hello Chud, I need you in my old room NOW!”
Confused, but trusting, you obey his thunderous voice.
“Alright. Now, here is my camera. I’ll give you a free Cameo video if you do this favour for me, m’kay?”
In confused shock, you watch as ‘cado jump on the bed, his belly touching its sheets and his smelly feet pointing your way. ‘Cado slowly, lustfully, pulls down his xxxxxxl black shorts, and lunges his ass slowly up to your face, his whole body rising in the process, his backside rising to eye-level. This movement, by the human body’s very nature, results in an open buttocks, with the anus fully exposed. And oh boy was his coinslot the best you could ever see (though you never admit to that). His chode, too, looked black, just like your girlfriend’s bull’s.
“Take a picture”, he says, like an irritated toddler.
He rears his head toward you, peaking out from behind his red shirt, giving off a smug look under his baseball cap. You are now, by his avuncular gaze, compelled to take 3 images.
“Done”, you say.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.