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R: 49 / I: 13

Potato quest

You're an average Irishman dieing of hunger on the outskirts of Dublin. What are yu going to do about that?
R: 17 / I: 2
Dice rollRolled 3, 5, 6, 5, 4, 2 = 25

if odds hwnbag, if evens h​w​ab​a​g
R: 4 / I: 1
dead board lMAO
R: 1 / I: 0
>Yo Yo Yo, it’s Chugsday!
>What I need you to do is quote 3 tiny black pecker ass niggas under this Big White Belly right here. I need some more niggas to do this ‘Kill That Cobcoal’ challenge with. And I’m also giving away another hunit free subscriptions to my only gems. Be looking out for that thread later on today. Don’t forget to quote them 3 cobtranny niggas out there. If you one of them Big Axewound niggas, quote yaself! Chugsday! Fuck with ya boy! Nude Jakker!
R: 5 / I: 1
your quest is to have sex with me
R: 535 / I: 102

Good Boy Quest #2

Reposting the one prompt that wasn't archived + continuing
archives:
https://archive.ph/9wkVH (most recent)
https://web.archive.org/web/20220728200402/https://soyjak.party/soy/res/746333.html (has some images archived)
every file used in every adventure so far:
https://soyjak.download/f.php?h=0n_CVtJP
...
The year is 2057.
R: 2 / I: 0
"Ah, there you are adventurer. I come to you with grave news, there are dark roumors about a swede... one who dances."
R: 9 / I: 1

‘Cado Quest

Your roommate has always been interesting. He loved the violin, had a deep appreciation for avocados, and, on one fateful day, he began making mukbangs on YouTube.
Over the subsequent years you watched him grow. Orlin moved in with you, along with Hungry Fat Chick for a few months. He developed relationships and a greater appetite. Nicholas soon began wearing his signature red shirt.
But it was soon time for Nicholas to move out. He and Orlin both dropped out and bought a nice house together, while you stayed at your same old dorm. Nicholas soon stopped talking to you—he had grown too big and famous. But still, you continued watching every video of his, at first supporting it, and later becoming horrified at ‘cado’s eating habits and fake personality.

The doorbell rings.
“HELLOOOO!?” his signature, unforgettable voice cries out.
You rush to the door and open it.
“Hello Chud, I need you in my old room NOW!”
Confused, but trusting, you obey his thunderous voice.
“Alright. Now, here is my camera. I’ll give you a free Cameo video if you do this favour for me, m’kay?”
You nod.
In confused shock, you watch as ‘cado jump on the bed, his belly touching its sheets and his smelly feet pointing your way. ‘Cado slowly, lustfully, pulls down his xxxxxxl black shorts, and lunges his ass slowly up to your face, his whole body rising in the process, his backside rising to eye-level. This movement, by the human body’s very nature, results in an open buttocks, with the anus fully exposed. And oh boy was his coinslot the best you could ever see (though you never admit to that). His chode, too, looked black, just like your girlfriend’s bull’s.
“Take a picture”, he says, like an irritated toddler.
He rears his head toward you, peaking out from behind his red shirt, giving off a smug look under his baseball cap. You are now, by his avuncular gaze, compelled to take 3 images.
“Done”, you say.
‘Cado, however, does not flinch.
He grins.

What action do you take?
R: 14 / I: 10

Favorite quests on the ‘cuck?

For me, it’s:
>40kai
>renovatio imperii
>space monke (last thread was dogshit however)
>gnoll
R: 9 / I: 6
the realest quest awaits outside your door
R: 2 / I: 0
wtf is this
R: 10 / I: 1
Vril Quest #1:

You are Abanoub Hess, Acting Corporal of the 7 Panzer Division. Born to Egyptian parents in the British occupied territories of Egypt, your German father found favor in the politics of the army, and with your natural skill, you gained Acting Corporal. Currently, you are stationed in Minya awaiting further orders. You overheard one of your close superiors speaking about a “Thule Society”, and something strange called “Vril”. You’re interested, and now the only thing on your mind is getting more information on it. The conversation you eavsdropped on said it was “secret”, so you need to be a little smarter than that.
You’re in the Barracks. (I’ll do more descriptive images later)
What do you do?
R: 2 / I: 0
roll these nuts
R: 24 / I: 1
test
R: 3 / I: 0
jjh
R: 12 / I: 1

/qst/ general

General discussion thread for quests

What do you like to see in soyjak quests? What quests are your favorite and why?
R: 0 / I: 0
inflation quest
R: 2 / I: 0

Chud ## Mod

dat bee bee sea though
R: 5 / I: 4
Dancing cob quest
R: 4 / I: 1
having sex with your mom quest