Chapter 1:Welcome to Lee's Mindset
A new day has sprung in "Mentalité, Québec",and an autist awaits the new day! Another Doom speedrun,another cheese! Oh,how could he forget! Another day fighting off the Barneyfag menace! Soon,Lee thought to himself,soon the Nightmares will dicipate once the Leebaiters realize their fowl mindset! They have been posting less and less every Week! Maybe this is your requiem!
Checked, also big gem
Lee check his mental mindset (which he trained to hone in on cheese),using your neurons to evade The Janny's rage bans and articling all cheese you might have missed. SUddenly, You Hear a
==Cheesy== aura coming to you that starts to make a>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
lee starts beating the invader with a baseball bat while listening to doom title theme
Interesting take on a modern, secluded Lee.
(Thank you 6232)CHAPTER 1 ACT 2:Miss Me?
Lee pops in his earbudswith hate machine blaring
) >It's killing Time
Lee Swings his makeshift Broke-Batton at the air trying to hit the cheesy invader,smashing wildly through the air.
Suprisingly... nothing hitstsk tsk tsk
Mumbles the Cheesy Intruder>Missed,just like that thread I made on /k/ two weeks ago. >I almost "Camembert" it Lee.
He chuckles>Here!>I have a gift for youNeighbor!
take a shit on the floor
The Moodswing of fear was so powerful you feel the undying urge to shit on the floor. However your constipation stops the flow and turns you yellow.>n-nooO! >That thread was deleted before it could even archive! >The Mods were on my side!it's "Havarti" tell with you Lee
The British Phone poster replieshere
B2P opens his suitcase, revealing an abnormally large tea machineno true brit leaves without it!
==HOLY MEDS== Shouts the British PhoneposterDAMN HOE,YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?
B2P then asks what happened to you man?
Does this take place after his brutal injury via a Swedish Spider in Utah?
lee kicks him in the balls
Lee attempts to kick B2P in the balls,however the Angsty Anglo is too clever and sits him in a comfy trash chair he has lying around.
Lee decides to let B2P in and gives him a loaf of moldy (but delicious) canadian bread.
B2P at first is untrustworthy,but looking around,he decides to take a bite,gifting Lee a traditional Aryan Blood Curdlered Milk Tea (An Anglo Favorite(.now tell me LeeHow did you Gouda to this state?
>>6281IS THAT A SONG?
Bellowed the mustachioed Anglo>No-no it’s what really happened to me and I’m trying to recover from the trouble
Mumbles Lee >That freaky German guy could swipe me back at any time!
-I’m on mobile don’t worry about the trip
Vinluv, are you really banned from KYM? What happened, man?
That doesn't explain much but I remember Nyx made good 'jaks
After B2P scoffs Lee off,The poor Canuck tries to reason with his mortal enemy,but before he could fully convince the britCRASH
Moose riding KYM agents repainted a Schwabian hue ride by.>HHHHHHEEEEEER GOOOOOOOLLLLDDDDDDZE BEEN WAITING FÜR YOU
Lil white bitch gon say "you need to say something about that, you need to say something about blac"-- BITCH SUCK MY DICK
Lee and B2P set aside their cheesy differences and search the crack shack for cover,Luckily,they find a hubby hole covered up with tissues. B2P takes this time to torrent MLP and watch >shit.com
and on his phone, much to Lee's annoyance. However,A Schwab funded KYM agent busts in and taunts our two "Protagonists"
=="Lil white bitch gon say 'you need to say something about that, you need to say something about blac' "-->BITCH SUCK MY DICK
Says a feminine voice (XX chromosomes).>They have the 'tism don't you know m8?
Lee also just shoots the agent after Ausfreak killed him because he found his gun
Adolf Hitler lol
hitler did nothing wrong lol it’s a meme lol
>>6385>>6386>"Adolf Hitler lol">"hitler did nothing wrong lol it’s a meme lol"
Rambles on Ausfreak to our two herosWho in the bloody damn is her?
Replies Lee>She's worse than you in some areas!So boys
what's your autism based problems now?
Do you know colorjaks THOUGH
>>6398>Do you know colorjaks though
Ausfreak spreads her ass and farts
B2P Is strucken by the Aussie Viglante, scriming and contorting in unatural ways. Immediatly (and hypocritically) thinking up bizarre fetish scenarios the two could be talking apart on,mumbling about "kangaroo farts" or something of that matter>>6407>Well that was gay
Says Lee>could you tell me why you are here?well I heard you twos autistic screechin and I couldn't resitst
snarks Ausfreak>Could you help with the Scary Green men while you're at it?
Lee begged to the Babbitt esque Woman
>>6433>It's been a week or two since I saved you from Utah and you still don't say thank you?
asked AusfreakI would,but you keep harassing me,IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!
Lee lives in Lancaster Ontario not Québec THOUGH
This is an alternate universe version of Lee and as such is a fictionalization. It’s like the real ghostbusters but for barneyfags.
Back to the fun. Glory to the Sneedclave and the Fiendclave and the Maskclave. Croatia Stronk
The guy in the Middle Looks kinda like Chudjak
Lee fucking Goldson has multiple friends and I have none. It's over.
Lee is a turbo CHAD though
>>6530>>6522>>6510>>6517>>6518>>6519>>6433>>6482>>6529>>6534The Whitecap Grave Will Be Introduced Into the Series ShortlyCHAPTER 2 ACT 1: AN LEETASTIC FLASHBACK EPIDSODE
Ausfreak Stammers>HELP YOU WITH THE GREEN CUNTS EH?>I SAVED YOU!wu-wuh
The two greasy men replied>REMEMBAR IN UTAH
And so Lee flashed back
He was dying on the side of a rock posibled by two pale white homonids,not yet ready to meet his maker when Green Faced Croation men started to sourround him>Vat do ve do vit Lee?>Ne znam,zašto govoriš engleski?HE HAS THE 'TISM YOU KNOW
Shouted the Ausfreak of Missed threads yet archived.>White cap...>HEY! what about SCHIC2.0?>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
shouts leeI'm the Ausfreak Cunt
Says Ausfreak>weird>I thought you were a gu-IF YOU WEREN'T SAVING ME I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU
The Former Husk of Mr.Gold repliesYou get used to it bub
And So Ausfreak rushed a slowly healing Lee to saftey. Then immediatly follows one of the green guys out of pure curosity...
ausfreak shits on the floor
(notice this https://web.archive.org/web/20210613203954/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/77214.html
for the upcoming section)
Ausfreak races the cybernetically enhanced K.Y.M. agent to his geo tracked hunting spot.>The KYM agent "shits on the floor"
of our two ""heros""you two lovebirds gonna 69 on the road?You look like what happens when you cross a mental hospital with a paint factory>Ausfreak and Lee shit on the floor of the KYM agent's personYOU CAN HAVE TOO INDIVIDUALS IN A PLATONIC MUTUAL CHARACTER ARC WITHOUT SEXUAL IMPLICATIONS DUMBASS
They speak in unison.
Arriving as the KYM agent's destination. They proceed to "shit" on the floor of the adrennecrhome factory part of the super secret globohomo building. But their riffing is interrupted by an awesome conflict
now piss on the floor
The Swede and the Croat engage in an epic battle [1.] as Ausfreak and Lee can only gape in fear,pissing on the floor in unison,mixing with the Swedejak's feces and slipping the Kym Agent,causing him to slip his brandings into the addrenechrome vat,causing it to rumble.
fn 1. [After Seemingly Defeating The Good Doctor Soystein,you decide to treat yourself to a nice read! Since you brought no books with you,you decide to read an awfully futuristic book on the floor which translates to>"Schizos And You" By Dr.BugBerg
You never heard of Dr.BugBerg but he seems innocent.
You begin to take a wonderful journey into the corrupted mind when you hear a loud
It seems a K.Y.M. (Kremlin of Yugoslavian Meddlers) agent has intruded onto your intrusions!
You quickly pull out your Parliment of Sweden apporved K.Y.M. Identifiers to prove you suspisions right!
He Charges at you with Buck Branders
you scream >cope maskchud
he yells outDilate Deadbeat
and rushes at you]
The swede rushes at the Douchy derailer screaming >"UNCLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Succesfully knocking him to the ground. Ausfreak and Lee try to leave the building when they get their chance.
However,The KymChud quickly throws the shit-covered branding stuck at the vat of adrenochrome,causing an unholy reaction to occur.
Ausfreak senses the autism aura and feels the urge to commence the battle>b-buh we have to get outta here! Lee criesno
donal trum psays soyjak rights
my cheese moldy
eat or no eat
what did lee graduate in
Why is lee such a chad bros...?
Fuck yeah he's back
stay at all costs here, we currently have no consistent other gemmy threads going on besides this
coalest bread on the entire site
FWOOSH AN EPIC BATTLE BEGINS
THE FOUR ENEMIES TEAM UP AGAINST THE INSECTOID MUTANT UNTILSERVANTS
Says a Mysterious Germanic FigureZE KILLED MIEN AGENT
BugBerg,Impjak,and the Two Cheeseheads team up and fight swab. Bugberg flies into the sunset and Donald J Trump comes in his solo mission of take down the Globohomo. he kneels down to Impjak and saysSOYJAK RIGHTS
The flashback ends
The camera pans out to the British phone poster enjoying a cup of yogurt
(This was me)>>7042
B2P took the time spent on the flashback to change into more casual wear while Chomping an entire cup of Cheese Flavored Yogurt. in pure confusion of the events previously transpired.
But all of a sudden a mysterious sound is heard outsideWHIRRRRRRRR
coal mining adventure
If you read from the beginning and pay close attention it almost makes sense
Lee's Adventure Will Continue
Oh! It's just the microwave silly!
Currently sedated,hiatus over soon
Got a lot of new fun ideas for the show any Chud wants to collab I’m fine
Prove to me you are the real Lee.
Tell me how I can help and I'll do it Vinluv
You were one of very few KYM regular users who didn't massively seethe at everything that wasn't coomershit
what is nc image content
“Not cool” i don't think you understand here, Don has graced you but made it very obvious that he won't get involved further he's graced others before and shortly after that they just fucked up again and were rebanned this isn't a "win" for you if other mods find they have ground to reban you with or without my participation, Don won't grant you a hearing again and it won't do you any good to come looking for me as a "friend" either so i suggest you avoid making too much publicity for yourself on the site right now
They do be sneeding, don't let them bring you down and lie to you tho, this is a MASSIVE win
Anyway I'm glad to hear you got your account back
thanks pal. Once in a lifetime opprotunity.
You still have yet to prove if you are the real Lee, or not.
Hiatus is lifting shortly. Get back to Prompts
Real Lee has a fight against his imposter on Soyjak Party.
Bumping this gem thread.
Thank you. Hiatus will be over soon
I'll add that to the story. I got some preplanned stuff but I like the Liquid Saga plot point.
Charlie Day is Lee Goldson.
Chris Pratt is British phoneposter.
Ana Taylor joy is Ausfreak.
(Redesigns coming soon!)
I'm taking another hiatus from two weeks and nine days see you later
We will miss your gems. :(
Were you banned from KYM, Vinluv? If so, that is very sad. You were my favorite user there.
What does "NC" stand for?
Here are the redesigns. Will post some new Lee Baiters soon.
Fan art is accepted
holy mother of all gems
I haven’t forgotten about the liquid Lee saga
All gems, thank you
Also, the coronajak looks to be inspired by pic 2 lol
it was based on a drawing without the teeth glasses or beards
Making sure some coaltards don't slide this off.
it's one autistic nigger pretending to duel himself