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 No.30782

In a sharty, there is a shaky truce between those who rule the boards, and those who rule everything.
Walk down the right thread in Sid City, and you can find anything.
There is no justice without sid.
You're Jaque Coalog,Private PI with nothing to lose. A lost soul destined to change the world.

 No.30786

>>30782
drink some seltzer

 No.30789

hi 'luv

 No.30820

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>>30786
It's a breeze july here in Sid City,
Don't get much customers.
They're too accustomed to crime
numb to it
but those who come pay lots
and that keeps the light on.
Not a big fan of carbonic acid
But it makes me feel something

 No.30821

>>30820
check case files.

 No.30840

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>>30821
Nothing much,same as usual. At least if you don't count the Sprokoni Abduction Case you just closed. Funko Pop collections stolen,Mysterious Soylent shortages,it's all so tiresome,but there's this case I've been itching to scratch it feels like it's gonna pop in any second now.... But I can't remember...

 No.30859

>>30840
welcome the visitor and listen to what he has to say

 No.30963

'luv go up

 No.31003

PIN THIS VINLUV GEM NOW!!!!

 No.31111

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>>30859 "So what brings you to this little humble ol' shithole? Jaque mumbles before looking at the Visitor, it's Dustina Bumphrey,former mole for the G.I.D.,partner from decades past and ex-lover. She was green with envy at anyone who outstead her,but she was perfectionistic, analytical, cool, and calm,loved gardening more than her own life. >Aign,nothing much
>I have a tip-off the old block that you may be interested in,but if you need to dilate in the back I won't stop you

 No.31210

>>31111
ask her for the tip while dilating

 No.31454

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>>31210
I'll just... Dial it into my notes how about that hun?
>Just wanted to cool down the heat boo

So uhh.. why are you so giddy about reporting on your uncle's death... is it somekinda scam scheme?

>He was to...put it lightly,a kiddie didler, absolute pest around everyone except me.. and besides, even if he did leave anything he put it into one of his "Charities" aka his lodge's hedge funds


Well uh...thanks for the tip and if you can...get out of my damn office. I'm a volcel now. Can't let another skank ruin my life.
>Not like I could ruin it any further

 No.31828

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>>31454
SCENE CUT
Jaque is in a nice diner (https://vocaroo.com/1ajkV6qFZsxp)
ordering food,he knows there's a connection with the catering company who just so happens to own the joint,starts subtly snooping around

 No.31850

bump

 No.31959

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>>31828
"Did ya get that down toots" Jaque scoffs at the underpaid ,surprisingly not underweight waitress.
"yeah,it's actually not as extreme as the usual".
"So what brings ya here big guy?,heard it from a friend,an ad? You seem to come from the farther side of town."
"oh,just was looking for the catering company at the Cobinski Hall banquet the other night or two-
oh
The waitress bubbles out
"Couldya do me the favor and come with me to the back?"

 No.32112

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ye

 No.32171

drumpf bump

 No.32209

>>31959
>>32171
>>32112
Stuff a note pad down your coat while the lady talks to you.

 No.32342

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>>32209
>>32171
SO YOU WANNA SUE US EY COPPAH?
Says the waitress
No,no,private PI,Commisioned for good boy points. Just asking,what do you know about the poisoning at Cobinski hall and the mysterious yellow fluid?
Well... Says the waitress... There was these truckers who sent the food over wearing these weird yellow hoods,we let the inspect the food and they may have slipped somethin' i-
SO WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THEM! said coalog
"They were nice guys"
mumbles the waitress

 No.32372

>>32171
two scoops

 No.32436

>>32342
Try to ask her calmly
"do you know who catered your slop?"

 No.32622

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>>32436
Jaque tries to ask her,but She JOLTS out of the room as fast as she entered. Leaving him along in the dark...
TO BE CONTINUED

 No.32645

bumo

 No.32756

>>32645
I agree, The adventure will continue

 No.32757

>>32756
late af reply vinluv

 No.32884

>>32757
Me so solly.

 No.32890

>>32884
yna (you're not asian)

 No.32922

>>32890
You're goshdang right

 No.32926

>>32622
SCENE CUT
Right at the trucker's lounge outside of town,coincidentally funded by the knights of the Tempeh,Jaque is looking for clues on who delivered the poisoned food.

 No.32928

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>>32926
tell him to sign your petition

 No.32929

missed eds on /soy/ sobot



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