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 No.5760[Last 50 Posts]

Minecraft general

 No.5762

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rate

 No.5763

holy shit post something you faggots

 No.5764

when will the soycraft server come back?

 No.5765

>>5764
i don't think soot will host it again, but we can try to host it using free hosting services like aternos

 No.5766

it exposes your ip tho

 No.5775

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got a screenshot from the soy server

 No.5776

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build battle

 No.5778

hosting here only costs very little money
choose a good modpack and i might host it tbh

 No.5779

>>5778
based

 No.5783

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>>5776
should've made a soyjak

 No.5787

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>/craft/
>Minecraft general

 No.5791

>>5787
lol we look like that

 No.5827


 No.5835

File: 1620767984767.jpg (43.92 KB, 384x512, unnamed (1).jpg)

What do we think of the Caves and Cliffs update soybros?.

 No.5836

>>5835
its pretty poggers but would be more poggers if i could play it with my soy party friends

 No.5840

>>5835
i want to kill the warden
>b-but he wasn't made to be fought!
only sissies will be limited by mojang's coding, i will kill him, mark my words and that will happen on survival hard difficulty without watching any tutorials and when the time of the hunt comes i'll post screens here of me going after him

 No.5849

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rate my soyjak.party chest /muv/

 No.5868

>>5849
ummm, are these hecking moderinos?

 No.5877

>>5840
based

 No.5878

>>5849
What the fuck, are those new icons or is this a mod?

 No.5883

>>5868
>>5878
LotR mod it is very based

 No.5884

>>5840
>>5877
lmao just build dirt all around yourself except small hole to hit him in the legs

 No.5900

>>5884
it's said that he's going to be able to counter at least most player strategies that's why it's probably not going to be as easy as building a few blocks and hitting him in the legs, the soy 'craft community are also all overestimating him

 No.5901

>>5835
I haven't really played MC past 1.7 Beta. Did they mess with the biomes again or something?

 No.5902

>>5901
1.7.2 is the newset version I play I hate 1.8 and everything agter it desu

 No.5903

>>5883
This though, just play 1.7.10 with a lotr mod its some of the best minecraft experiance and I'm not even a Tolkien nerd or anything.

 No.5904

use https://skynode.pro, it's the best free one
you have to solve a captcha every couple days to keep it up though

 No.5905

>>5904
fuck
alright then soybros i'm gonna host it and get datamined
the cia will know everything about me just so we can play this
so what version?

 No.5906

>>5905
dont care, i don't play mc much so i guess you choose

 No.5908

>>5905
can they host the snapshots?
i dont really care to play the old versions because i played them too much already and have not checked the new stuff yet
also do they allow cracked clients?

 No.5910

>>5905
can you host beta 1.7.3

 No.5911

>>5908
>can they host the snapshots?
apparently yes
>also do they allow cracked clients?
yes
>>5910
maybe idk i'm thinking of going after the more recent versions but i'm letting pop opinion decide

 No.5912

Are we actually doing this? I'm all up for some MC shenanigans, it could be fun. Any version is cool with me.

 No.5913

>>5911
i want to check out the new stuff
idk about others
probably old good new bad

 No.5914

>>5912
>>5913
okay the version is set up, it's going to be the latest 1.16.5 one
also do you guys want to play on a map that has survival land for the latest version so we could have some fun in the already player made map + normal minecraft?

 No.5915


 No.5916

>>5915
i just want to enjoy the dynamic hustle and bustle of the big city in minecraft with my soyfellows

 No.5917

>>5914
but thats not the snapshot, i want my heckin big mounterino and caverino spooky scary monsterino

 No.5919

>>5917
you gonna have to wait till it's released and for now the monsterino isn't in the snapshots yet

 No.5920

>>5919
alright i dont actually know anything about the state of it,. i just saw the monster in a video

 No.5925

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where is the server?
i want to play

 No.5926

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>>5925
i-i-i
hold on
i-it's here

 No.5927

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IT'SS OUT IT'S OUT JOIN NOW
JOIN NOW
168.119.143.94:25981

 No.5928

>>5927
is it warez?

 No.5929

server cracked? offline?

 No.5930

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>>5927
LET'S FUCKING GO

 No.5931

>>5927
whats up with all the buildings

 No.5932

>>5931
pozzed server

 No.5933

>>5932
but the creator of the server is providing us with project housing, since we can't afford normal housing due to our mental illness

 No.5934

Give me like 15 minutes, bros. I'll be online.

 No.5935

clean map please

 No.5936

The server should be clean so we can do heckin wholesome builds

 No.5937

pick some time maybe like now but few hours earlier for tomorrow so we can all join at the same time and play together

 No.5938

if people join randomly there will be one or two people at most
this was a problem with the first server

 No.5939

it's up again

 No.5940

>>5939
is it cracked its dead if not

 No.5941

>>5940
yes it is

 No.5942

Unfortunately I don't think I'll be able to make it today. Like >>5937 said sometime tomorrow or the day after would be good, especially if it's a time when both Euros and New Worlders are awake.

 No.5943

tell me what time you guys are free to join and i'll host it tomorrow at that exact time

 No.5944

>>5943
never i don't have time

 No.5945

File: 1621035066273.png (181.02 KB, 1280x720, 2021-05-14_18.25.11.png)

yikes

 No.5946

can you make a public link so we can renew it for you?

 No.5948

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 No.5950


 No.5951

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I tried to join the server and this happened

 No.5952

>>5951
oh right the server was down due to being suspended, just got it going again
i was just about to post about how if it gets suspended again, you guys can renew and start it off

 No.5955

>>5948
soybros... DON'T read that book

 No.5959

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 No.5960


 No.5966

Server is full of anvil-stealing chuds, don't play there.

 No.5967

>>5966
YOU stole my ARMOR then located me magically and killed me
i'll steal your anvil again just you wait

 No.5968

What version are we playing on?

 No.5969

>>5968
1.16.5

 No.5970

>>5945
I can't see anything

 No.5971

>>5967
I was only looking through it, I took it AFTER you stole my anvil.

 No.5972

>>5971
cope
going on creative now

 No.5974

since nobody suggested any time
i propose 20:00 UTC+2 (around 6 hours from now)
that should be 14:00 for mutts so they should be awake already

 No.5975

>>5974
Can't

 No.5977

>>5974
Sounds good to me

 No.5978

was kind of of fun, but something needs to be done about friendly fire

 No.5979

>>5978
meds

 No.5980

>>5979
sneed

 No.5982

>>5978
can't really be done anything about it, mostly due to consequences

 No.5983

I miss older days.

 No.5984

File: 1621097412354.jpg (128.92 KB, 598x800, baby.jpg)

>I miss older days.

 No.5985

>>5778
1.2.5 tekkit

 No.5986

>>5984
After the horse update, it feels so weird

 No.5987

>>5986
i agree 1.5.2 was the last version that still felt somewhat true to minecraft

 No.5988

>>5986
>>5987
No 1.7 was the best you stupid retards. Stop being stupid.

 No.5989

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>old good
>new bad

 No.5990

>>5988
It's just weird to look at these new updates.

 No.5991

>>5988
if you mean the beta one then i agree but full release 1.7 was already bad

 No.5992

>>5989
Maybe you are right here.

 No.5993

it all went downhill when they added trading

 No.5995

>>5993
Who even uses it

 No.5997

>>5995
i do lol
btw got multiple chests of h*cking diamond equipmenterinos from trading
seethe noob chuds

 No.5998

>>5995
everyone who doesnt want to mine like a gulag prisoner

 No.5999

>>5998
>>5997
dumb fags
check my trips

 No.6002

log in, trannies

 No.6003

alright, one edgy teen retard playing alone just killing me when i logged in
grow up, little chud baby

 No.6004

File: 1621102278944.png (289.5 KB, 488x418, coffee with soy milk.png)

>freakshow has left the game
>alright, one edgy teen retard playing alone just killing me when i logged in
grow up, little chud baby

 No.6005

>>6004
fail

 No.6006

>>6004
this one is from that russian traveler guy and girl show
they flip a coin and one gets unlimited $$$$$$$ and other 5 moners
pretty boring show, they all act like kids crying over nothingburger
basically it's a shit tv show
it's not worth watching either
don't recommend your friends to search for it
you won't find anything
maybe something but pretend you read this and forgot the existence of uranium exists
something that peaks your interest could be a jogger for life
you know like nigger jogging
jogging joggin
hehe pretty...
not funny i know but seriously
consider this
waking up picking up a phone to
look through social media
is unhealthy and normiefilled
get a non-NPC/normie life
get up, look at the clock
go brush teeth
and start your day better than ever
before you wake up
taking something for granted
is nothing something you should take
with heart or nail it in your
smoothless brain
hunted is worse
ghost chasing you may sound
crazy and awsum at first
but the more you
experience it
the more you get used to it
get it chud

 No.6007

>>6006
mederinos

 No.6008

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i'm thinking of installing some plugins on the server tonight
here are some ideas:
a register one is definitely necessary
an economy one
a kit one
and maybe a chest protector or chunk protector to save soyfellows from griefs or item stealing chuds
so what do you guys think?

 No.6009

>>6008
also anti hacks

 No.6010

>>6008
get some anti tranny plugin

 No.6012

>>6010
>instaling buttplugins
yikes

 No.6014

>>6010
I believe that's called a janny/moderator

 No.6017

this server has some chuds fr fr

 No.6018

>>6008
what is register?

also the chest/chunk protector would be cool

 No.6019

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>>6018
it's so you need to register an account in the server with a password to use a name
otherwise some troll chuds (like pic rel) could just join the server with your name and have access to all your items and player entity

 No.6020

>>6019
kek that was me

 No.6021

>>6019
>soja

 No.6022

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I sure hope chuds don't grief the builds

 No.6023

>>6022
one of the balls of the BBC was a bit broken last time saw it

 No.6024

>>6023
what incel would attack the BBC tower.. yikes

 No.6025

Is there any way you could make it so people aren't as hungry? The hunger bar is annoying with how fast it goes down.

 No.6026

>>6025
yes but i'll instead add kits that will give you some starter food
that should be give you some time to get more food later

 No.6027

>>6026
How exactly does the chest protector work? And can Chunk protectors protect houses?

 No.6029


 No.6030

the 16charactername is 15 at most
absolutely retarded edgy teen chud who gets bullied in school

 No.6031

hold on chuds, i'm just testing around with the plugins for now

 No.6032

done i think that it might be less laggy now

 No.6033

server went down even though it says there are 5 hours left

 No.6034

>>6033
it crashed
hold on for a bit that it's going on again

 No.6035

there
JOIN

 No.6036

I can't login, I don't even think it gave me a chance to type my password in, and if it did I didn't see it.

 No.6037

>>6036
hold on a bit

 No.6038

>>6036
done, try again now

 No.6039

It doesn't let you set a password so when you rejoin you can't do anything at all

 No.6040

when i type it in it says "already registered or already logged in"

 No.6041

its on again
maybe the login shit is fixed now

 No.6042

>crashed

 No.6043

minecraft after 1.7.2 is all unnecessary garbage

 No.6044

why this shit be crashing now

 No.6045

it's up again

 No.6048

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 No.6049

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test

 No.6050

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 No.6051

File: 1621147060299.jpg (298.22 KB, 960x640, REMOOOOOVER.jpg)

>minecraft after 1.7.2 is all unnecessary garbage
>we should just go back and REMOOOOOVE the incomplete badly designed unfinished rushed content

 No.6052

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>>5927
does it allow cracked clients?

 No.6053


 No.6054

>>6052
tiki taka

 No.6055

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 No.6056

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 No.6057

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 No.6058

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 No.6059


 No.6063


 No.6066

File: 1621162917554.jpg (41.92 KB, 680x768, soi.jpg)

why is server down?

 No.6067

what version is this server on?

 No.6068

>>6067
newest

 No.6072

>>5840
>but he wasn't made to be fought!
did they seriously add a filter mob to keep people from doing certain things in the game?

 No.6073

>>6066
server got suspended due to no one renewing it and now it's facing connection issues only free servers face and contacting the staff about it obviously won't do shit so we have to wait

 No.6074

>>6072
he was mostly added to give the A24 SPOOKY EERY SLOW BURN feel

 No.6076

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 No.6077

File: 1621178599590.png (367.34 KB, 925x530, 2021-05-16_03.46.22.png)

btw you guys better start posting 'jaks so i can make a 'jak kit

 No.6078

>chunk protector
Yep, server's dead.

 No.6079

>>6078
t. 16characters

 No.6080

File: 1621179310282.png (802 B, 55x55, Bez tytułu.png)

>>6073
too bad, I wanted to make soyak pixel art but the smallest I could get was 55x55

 No.6081

>>6080
you can post one of any size now
i found out how to resize in game

 No.6082

>>6081
the server no longer exists though

 No.6083

>>6082
nigga it's just offline now
i'll i'll turn it on after i'm done collecting 'jaks and configuring the plugins

 No.6084

File: 1621181375777.png (22.23 KB, 518x592, nigjak scream.png)

>nigga

 No.6085

>>6083
alright, I was somewhat confused
also I don't want to be annoying but maybe try to fiddle with a register plugin once again?

 No.6086

>>6085
dw you're not being annoying and feedback is welcome
and yes that's what i'll try to get working on the server again, hopefully it doesn't glitch out like the other one

 No.6087

What time we meeting up again today?

 No.6088

>>6087
meds ASAP

 No.6089

>>6088
what in his post implies he is schizo?

 No.6090

>>6089
the datamining

 No.6093

it's up

 No.6094

>>6093
I'm still stuck whenever I enter the game.

 No.6095

>>6094
do /register [PASSWORD]
then /login [PASSWORD]

 No.6096

>>6095
DATAMINING

 No.6097

Not this shit again why does it always refuse to let me make my own password, I don't even remember the one I was given.

 No.6098

besides the one I was given was for the old login system

 No.6099

>>6098
you might be doing something wrong, it worked like a charm for me

 No.6100

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 No.6101

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File: 1621197002450-1.png (33.34 KB, 674x82, ClipboardImage.png)

>>6097
i hope this helps
btw change the password now that it's revealed

 No.6102

>>6101
What am I supposed to do, I can barely read it because for some reason soyjak.party sometimes makes it so you can't expand or download images.

 No.6103

>>6101
reupload second file

 No.6104


 No.6129

>>6104
why tho

 No.6132

>>6104
>You WILL renew the server
how does one do this
ive only ever paid for servers in the past

 No.6136

>>6132
you check a captcha and get datamined therefore server stays up longer

 No.6138

>>6104
i just did tho

 No.6140

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 No.6141

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 No.6142

File: 1621270171727.png (15.72 KB, 926x361, 1619216826677-2.png)

SOY ASYLUM PROJECT
Plan

 No.6143

>>6142
Meds.

 No.6145

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 No.6168

File: 1621315107168.png (342.75 KB, 750x772, Soy (81).png)

>Meds.

 No.6170

File: 1621321376628.png (3.91 MB, 2560x1371, ClipboardImage.png)

Soylent™ Cocoa Flavour
You WILL drink it

 No.6172

>>6170
Shway

 No.6194

>>6170
looks more like a jug instead of a bottle

 No.6235

do skinerinos work for you, chuds?
what kind of launchers do you use, my shit got a bit messed up

 No.6236

>>6235
no, skins don't work
and any launcher should work, but the majority probably use tlauncher https://tlauncher.org/en/

 No.6239

>>6236
any chance of adding a bukkit buttplug for it?
just triggers my autism

 No.6288

>>6239
nevermind, skins work

 No.6296

File: 1621365092988.png (83.12 KB, 256x268, Untitled.png)

>BomerSimpson

 No.6299

>>6296
I'm American though.

 No.6300

File: 1621366100390.png (91.48 KB, 740x724, though.png)

>though

 No.6301

SOJACKER FIX THE SERVER AT ONCE

 No.6302

what happened to the server though?
I went away for few minutes and it became offline

 No.6303

>>6302
it probably got doxed by seethers

 No.6304

File: 1621366266472.webm (2.89 MB, 426x240, 1621153457026.webm)

ddosed*

 No.6305


 No.6306

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>>6305
SOOTERKINS YOU FAT ROTUND FUCK FIX IT RIGHT NOWWWWWW RIGHT NOWWWWW I NEED MY 'CRAFT FIX NOWWWWW

 No.6307

>>6306
I'm neither soot nor sojacker, take meds
also Die out

 No.6308

File: 1621366527481.gif (62.44 KB, 570x537, soyak angry crying animate….gif)

>I'm neither soot nor sojacker, take meds
>also Die out

 No.6309

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>>6307
OOOTERKINS YOU SUSSY LITTLE BITCH DONT MAKE ME DROP THEM NIKOCADOS, THEM NIKOCADOS NOWWWWWW SOOTERKINS GIVE ME BACK MY 'CRAFT NOWWWW, NOWWWW!!!

 No.6310

the server crashed, since it did i took advantage of it to stop it from starting so i can mess with the configs and install 2 new plugins
hold yourselves chuds

 No.6311

File: 1621366685823-0.jpg (288.08 KB, 650x800, Keyedjak908.jpg)

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File: 1621366685823-2.png (100.43 KB, 994x989, Keyedjak980.png)

>the server crashed, since it did i took advantage of it to stop it from starting so i can mess with the configs and install 2 new plugins
>hold yourselves chuds

 No.6312

>>6311
meds

 No.6315

its up

 No.6316

>>6315
ooot join i need your assistance immediately

 No.6317

>>6315
is it?

 No.6318

File: 1621369119104.png (3.91 MB, 2560x1371, ClipboardImage.png)

Wholesome!

 No.6319

>>6318
incel moment

 No.6320

>>6318
shtip macedonia

 No.6321

soot you didn't tp me to -44 68 656
INCEL MOMENT

 No.6323

SOOOOOOOT HOW DO I PUT SOYJAKS ON MY MAP!!

 No.6328

>>6077
>>6076
why can't I see skins ingame?

 No.6329

>>6328
try turning them on with tlauncher

 No.6332

>>6329
tlauncher is malware

 No.6333

File: 1621426960561.png (209.03 KB, 1366x768, ClipboardImage.png)

anyone wanna join my faction

 No.6335

>>6333
looks gay

 No.6336

>>6332
>tlauncher is malware
confirmed

 No.6339

>>6333
what's your username chud?

 No.6340

>>6339
xxx_niggerkikedestr0y3r_3000_xxx

 No.6341

>>6340
You can have a 16 characters name at most

 No.6342

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
(((freakshow))) CRASHED THE SERVER

 No.6343

nice server

 No.6344

>>6343
>t. freakshow

 No.6345


 No.6346

>server crashed again
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6347

>>6344
>>6345
do you know i played there first day when the map was still the city?
retarded newfags dont even know
not my problem it crashes when i join

 No.6348

>>6347
>t.16characters
kys

 No.6350

File: 1621435624674.png (181 KB, 600x800, e215f7cacc5e6c67b27ca4bc91….png)

>freaks think they griefed me but i got a free tower house instead

 No.6352

File: 1621442933881.png (38.97 KB, 656x112, ClipboardImage.png)

SOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6353

>>6352
what a gay thing

 No.6354

>>6352
take a break bro

 No.6355

>Server Closed
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6356

SOOOOOOOOOT BRING BACK MY 'CRAFT

 No.6357

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6358

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6359

SOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6360

its back up

 No.6361

>Server closed AGAIN
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6362

SOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6364

>server crashed for the third time
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6365

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOT FIX YOUR SERVER

 No.6366

File: 1621444344932.png (224.17 KB, 514x866, Soy63.png)

SOOT I NEED MY 'CRAFT GIVE IT BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

 No.6367

soot. this is not a warning

 No.6368

SOOOOOOOOOOOOT GIVE IT BACK NAO

 No.6369

>>6367
then what is it?

 No.6370

though

 No.6371

File: 1621444651911.gif (814.42 KB, 274x274, 1621335927746.gif)

>>6369
>then what is it?

 No.6372

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6373

SOOOOOOOOOOOOT IT CRASHED AGAIN

 No.6374

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6375

IT'S NOT FUNNY SOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6376

File: 1621444967377.jpg (220.89 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (6).jpg)

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY 'CRAFT BACK I'LL DROP THE 'CADO 'OINSLOT

 No.6377

stop calling him soot you shizo

 No.6378

>shizo
NGMI

 No.6379

SOOOOOOOOOOOT WE AREN'T LAB RATS

 No.6380

Soot, can you replace craftbukkit with paper/spigot?
craftbukkit is absolute shit tho

 No.6381

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT IT'S NOT FUNNY

 No.6384

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT I LOST 8 NETHERITE SCRAPS BECAUS OF YOU

 No.6385

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK

 No.6386

SOOOOOOOOOT I NEED My 'craft

 No.6387

File: 1621446607511.png (2.88 MB, 2880x1800, Screen Shot 2021-05-19 at ….png)

gem

 No.6388

>>6387
false image. server is still down.

 No.6389

>>6388
read the filename

 No.6390

>>6389
nope. i won't

 No.6391

File: 1621446956793-0.png (877.73 KB, 2560x1440, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1621446956793-1.png (1.15 MB, 2560x1371, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1621446956793-2.png (963.23 KB, 2560x1371, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.6392

>>6391
so sad that chudmin wants to destroy all this

 No.6393

>>6391
SOVL
THIS IS WHAT THE ADMIN HAS TAKEN FROM YOU

 No.6394

>>6352
kek what a gay server
it shoudlve been 0 plugins anarchy

 No.6395

I don't know why you retards think I run the server. I don't run it and have no control over it.

 No.6396

>>6394
no one cares faggot

 No.6397

>>6395
they didnt take their meds

 No.6398

oops
>>6396
was meant for
>>6395

 No.6399

>>6398
No it wasn't, kill yourself anarchyfag.

 No.6400

File: 1621448174616.png (24.42 KB, 215x231, polisia.png)

>No it wasn't, kill yourself anarchyfag.

 No.6401

>>6400
Yes.

 No.6402

>>6394
this

 No.6403

File: 1621448395135.jpg (159.3 KB, 658x603, soy of the mask.jpg)

>Yes.

 No.6404

Should honestly have been anarchy tbhh

 No.6405

>>6403
Glad you understand
>>6403
>>6404
samefag

 No.6406

>>6405
im not this guy

 No.6407

File: 1621448616285.webm (2.86 MB, 640x480, book of soyaks retarder f….webm)

>>>6403 (You)
>Glad you understand
>>>6403 (You)
>>>6404
>samefag

 No.6408

File: 1621448770199.jpg (7.9 KB, 250x242, soy009.jpg)

>noooooo why cant i grief the server so what if i am mentally a child i just want to have funnn griefing and ruining the enjoyment for others

 No.6409

>>6408
nobody is griefing tho

 No.6410

>>6408
Griefing is a part of nature tho, and no one will do it if you move to far enough lands.
Also adds to the thrill of having to defend whats yours

 No.6411

we should build Shtip, Macedonia near spawn

 No.6412

>>6410
>go to bed
>wake up
>your whole base is destroyed
wooooooooooow

 No.6413

>>6412
not my problem

 No.6414

>>6412
how does that happen if you build far enough away

 No.6415

>>6412
cryboy

 No.6416

The oldfag freebuild anarchy server were always the best

 No.6417

>server
servers

 No.6418

>>6410
>move to far enough lands.
fucking why?
this is not some public mc server
why cant we build together and create something nice?
you asocial freak, you need therapy

 No.6419

>>6418
If people want to build together thats totally fine
But not everyone will want to do this

 No.6420

>>6416
this

 No.6421

>>6410
i did this before i knew there was anti grief plugin i live 5k blocks away from spawn
because wikisoyjakparty kept killing me when i 1st joined

 No.6422

anarchy or bust

 No.6423

i'm not removing any plugins thoe
you anarchy faggots can seethe all day and go consume your fitmc soy content

 No.6424


 No.6425

>>6419
>>6424
there is no way to "build things together" with griefers around you dishonest retard
they will obviously attempt to trick others into giving cords and join their "building" places and attempt to transform the server into nothing but destruction
this server is supposed to create gems

 No.6426

>>6425
gems are just coal under extreme heat and pressure.

 No.6427

yikes, 16characters is a cryboy

 No.6428

>>6425
but nobody is griefing tho

 No.6429

>>6427
he has been seething since the anti grief plugin was added

 No.6430

>>6429
change the setting
nobody wants to grief

 No.6431

>>6430
The swedes and norwegians will oppose each other tho

 No.6433

the issue with anti grief plugin is that it prohibits CLAN WARS

 No.6434

>>6433
make a faction system so that enemy groups can grief each other

 No.6435

>>6433
this
>>6434
this x2

 No.6437

>faction system
>4 people playing on the server
im sure the battle will be legendary

 No.6438

File: 1621450638282.png (533.29 KB, 1920x1017, 21488214.png)

me and noobjak

 No.6439

>>6434
>>6433
Honestly i agree

 No.6440

File: 1621450661039.png (44.86 KB, 788x193, ClipboardImage.png)

IT'S OVER

 No.6441

>>6437
More people will join as time goes on

 No.6442

>>6437
literally no faction system, take meds.

 No.6443

>>6438
tranny alert

 No.6444

I could hit up a couple of my friends

 No.6445

cant wait for the drama and doxing
mc discord server when?
anyone wanna erp?

 No.6446

>>6425
the builds have no value if they can not be damaged

 No.6447

>>6434
Yeah make factions

 No.6448

anti grief plugin is shit, we want sweden and norwegian factions

 No.6449

>>6438
I'm noobjak. AMA

 No.6450

>>6449
Advocate for removal of anti grrief plugin

 No.6451

faction system NOW

 No.6452

>>6451
any shader recommendations?

 No.6453

the average age itt is dropping radically

 No.6454

>>6451
factions are soy

 No.6455

>>6453
I am currently overweight.

 No.6456

FACTION SYSTEM NOW

 No.6458

>>6434
>make a faction system so that enemy groups can grief each other
THIS

 No.6460

>>6449
where do you live?

 No.6462

File: 1621451889229.mp3 (6.91 MB, Dee Watkins - Bad Ass Jit.mp3)

>>6459

 No.6463

tranny

 No.6467

mods, he is samefagging

 No.6468

When is the next scrim coming up? Let's schedule for the war.

 No.6469

>>6467
who is "he"? take your meds

 No.6470

Clan wars are shit, it should be free for all

 No.6471

>>6470
this

 No.6474

>>6470
Hmmm yes... hahaha I ((agree))... Yes... let everyone be free for all... You all fight each other while I work together with ahem.... well... let's just say you're not privy to who they ((are)) haha...

 No.6475

you are having a massive mental breakdown because you cant grief our houses

 No.6477

Develop a system where the user requires PAKs (Portal Access Keys) to gain access to certain Territories. These PAKs are stored in physical locations and control the power of the Zones.

 No.6478

>>6475
i want to grief & be greifed

 No.6480

>>6476
>>6474
>>6472
>>6469
>>6466
>>6465
>>6464
>>6459
>>6458
>>6456
>>6478
16ch is having a mental breakdown

 No.6481

File: 1621452395024.png (33.24 KB, 1261x605, ClipboardImage.png)

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6482

its more fun when you have to fight to protect whats yours

 No.6485

>>6482
this

 No.6486

>>6483
this

 No.6488

the samefagging is out of control

 No.6489

>>6487
I'm not 16chars, but I asked soot to do and he said that anti-grief is better
if this is possible then I support it

 No.6491

>>6481
I don't run the fucking server. Stop spamming every time it goes down. I have no control over it, so fucking stop blaming me every time it goes down.

 No.6492

>>6487
Hehe I plan to build a device that has an extremely long delay, with multiple redundancies. The delay will be several DAYS... then once the time is right it will unleash all hell on your world and destroy all your creations! Then you revert back... only to have it happen again!!! HAHA I will poison your world!!!!

 No.6493

>>6491
prove it

 No.6495

I'm 16 characters

 No.6497

File: 1621452629915.png (12.77 KB, 622x80, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.6498

>>6494
Well well shiro every hero needs a villain Mwaahahahahahahaa!

 No.6499


 No.6501

you are all retarded

 No.6502

mfw coal

 No.6504

>>6501
this

 No.6506

>>6505
no we don't, swedes and norwegians go along just fine here.

 No.6508

-15 37 86

 No.6511

>>6509
yes they do, at least on the server chud.

 No.6513

>>6512
I hate swedeshitters doe

 No.6514

Can I join from a pirated minecraft copy? I don't want to buy it.

 No.6515


 No.6516

>>6514
You WILL buy the Minecrafterino

 No.6518

>>6517
go to bed

 No.6519

>>6517
this

 No.6522

remove the anti grief plugin

 No.6525

>>6522
I WANT YOU DEAD

 No.6526

>>6521
Holy meds

 No.6527

>>6525
too bad that the anti-grief plugin is active so you cant attack me

 No.6528

Does the anti-grief plugin protect from environmental and NPC damage? I don't want the game to grief me.

 No.6530

>>6527
i can though

 No.6535

Go samefag all the day if you want, the plugin will stay and no one wants your soy wars drama or factions faggotry

 No.6536

>>6535
its at least 4 people against it(all me though)

 No.6538

I'm not going to grace the server with my presence until the anti-grief plugin gets removed.

 No.6539

>>6537
The majority of the players in the server are against this idea, there's one who supprota it but he's a newchud who never witnessed the server before the plugins
I want to see all these players join in and declare that they are oppsing the plugin inside the server

 No.6540

>>6538
Kind of same
Making a seperate dimension free for all would be a good alternative tho

 No.6541

>>6539
im gonna join but i need a shader suggestion lol

 No.6542

>>6540
At this point just make a new server for that yourself faggot

 No.6543

alternative world with pvp always on and no protection is based

 No.6544

>>6542
Dont they have plugins for that?

 No.6545

>>6544
Plugins probably exist, but the server can barely handle any extra plugins and will probably crash
Two worlds in one server is definitely heavy

 No.6546

>>6545
Oh alright

 No.6547

>>6545
can't you just make the nether unprotected.

 No.6548

remove the plugin

 No.6549

>>6547
The nether is already unprotected
And by the way, you are free to kill players and destroy unprotected areas all you want, the only limiting factor is protected bases, you can't grief/kill people inside these

 No.6550

yeah remove the plugin

 No.6551


 No.6552

>>6549
>protected bases
Thats so gay

 No.6553

>>6552
this

 No.6554

make the nether the protected world and the normal one not
makes people have to endure a slight cooldown before entering the protected world because of the portals

 No.6555

remove the plugin

 No.6556

>>6552
Meds.

 No.6557

>>6555
Trips of nigger faggotry

 No.6558

>>6555
HOLY FAIL

 No.6559

>>6555
This

 No.6560

>>6555
Yep! That's a fail.

 No.6561

>>6555
Based

 No.6562

>>5999
Keyed
>6555
Dumb chud

 No.6563

>>6555
I'm thinking fail

 No.6564

>>6555
HOLY FUCKING FAIL

 No.6565

who let the schizo out

 No.6566

>>6555
Oh no no no anti-plugin bros, we got too cocky...

 No.6567

>>6555
Major fail, opinion dismissed

 No.6568

>>6555
Fail.
Fail fail fail.

 No.6569

>>6555
yep, agreed
massive win

 No.6570

File: 1621456017317.png (940.56 KB, 1366x768, ClipboardImage.png)

Me and my new friend!

 No.6571

Anti-anti-plugin retard accussing everyone of samefagging but he then spergs out and samefags... FAIL!

 No.6572

>>6570
Keyed

 No.6573

>>6555
Anti-plugin chads winning though

 No.6574

>>6571
Is that how anti-anti-anti-plugin cucks cope?

 No.6575

>make the nether the protected world and the normal one not
>makes people have to endure a slight cooldown before entering the protected world because of the portals
This
honestly

 No.6576

>>6575
this

 No.6577

>>6576
stop making it seem like im samefaggin god damn

 No.6578

Yikes, can mods check if that chud is samefagging or not?

 No.6579


 No.6580

>>6577
this

 No.6581

>>6578
this

 No.6582


 No.6583

>>6578
can the mods guarantee the s

 No.6584

>>6581
>>6580
>>6576
just shut up

 No.6585

>make the nether the protected world and the normal one not
>makes people have to endure a slight cooldown before entering the protected world because of the portals

 No.6587

Nice job guys
We added like 200 posts to this thread but not one was of any value

 No.6588

>>6575
this

 No.6589

>>6587
this

 No.6590

>>6587
Look at this cryboy

 No.6591

>>6588
>>6589
>>6590
What the fuck do you want

 No.6592

>>6587
I helped contribute.

 No.6594

>>6591
this and
>>6592
this

 No.6595

>>6555
Gonna be honest
Im neutral but thats a big win

 No.6598

>>6394
yeah it should have been anarchy tbh

 No.6602

can you shut the fuck up already?

 No.6603

>timed out

 No.6605

>>6555
massive win

 No.6606

>>6603
(((freakshow)))

 No.6607

Honestly from a neutral standpoint it should have been anarchy tbh im gonna be real

 No.6608

>>6607
gonna have to agree with this one chief

 No.6609

Removing the plugin right now

 No.6610

>>6609
SOOOOOOOOT DON'T

 No.6611

>>6609
massive win for ancaps

 No.6613

>>6609
Massive win

 No.6616

>>6606
im not even playing now

 No.6618

>>6616
You crashed the server doe

 No.6621

File: 1621500165754-0.png (3.24 MB, 2560x1371, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1621500165754-1.png (1.4 MB, 2560x1371, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1621500165754-2.png (1.32 MB, 2560x1371, ClipboardImage.png)

McDonald's

 No.6622

File: 1621500233387-0.png (1.16 MB, 2560x1371, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1621500233387-1.png (584.03 KB, 2560x1371, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1621500233387-2.png (760.84 KB, 2560x1371, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.6623

>>6622
>>6621
why is that guy glowing

 No.6625

File: 1621503590357-0.png (37 KB, 686x318, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1621503590357-1.png (965.89 KB, 1048x1584, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1621503590357-2.png (342.02 KB, 720x720, ClipboardImage.png)

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
GO TO CLEARLAG CONFIGS AND SET BOAT AND MINECART TO "false"

 No.6626

>>6625
STOP HACKING
ALSO JOINERINO THE SERVERINO

 No.6627

File: 1621509198571.png (2.28 MB, 1920x1017, 2138281.png)

soot sux though

 No.6628

IS THERE an anti cheat plugin

 No.6629

File: 1621512441258.png (529.32 KB, 1366x768, ClipboardImage.png)

memorial... but for WHO? log in and find out!

 No.6630

>>6629
nigger

 No.6631

File: 1621512840361.png (437.3 KB, 1366x768, ClipboardImage.png)

yikes

 No.6632


 No.6633

>>6629
i still can't recover from it

 No.6634

SOOOOOOOOOOOOT SERVER IS DOWN

 No.6635

>>6634
>This server is currently suspended.
RENEW THE SERVER FROM HERE YOU FUCKING RETARDS
https://skynode.gg/soyjakerinorenewnow101101ahahawogatakke-medic4t10nerinos#goog_rewarded

 No.6636

File: 1621514400921.png (10.89 KB, 69x127, content_aware_scale.png)

>>6634 (You)
>This server is currently suspended.
RENEW THE SERVER FROM HERE YOU FUCKING RETARDS
https://skynode.gg/soyjakerinorenewnow101101ahahawogatakke-medic4t10nerinos#goog_rewarded

 No.6637

>>6636
fail

 No.6638

IT'S BACK

 No.6639

File: 1621516192842.png (6.24 KB, 236x44, ClipboardImage.png)

FIX SERVER SOOOOOOOOT

 No.6640

ITS LAGGING SOOT

 No.6641

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6642

FIX IT
NOW

 No.6643

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6644

File: 1621517807522.png (437.79 KB, 1366x768, ClipboardImage.png)

gem

 No.6645

>>6644
how do you make the maps?

 No.6646

>>6645
/tomap [image url] resize

 No.6647

>>6646
thanks
gonna make cunnymap when the server stops lagging

 No.6648


 No.6649

Put on anti cheat plugin

 No.6650

File: 1621518033177.png (493.58 KB, 1363x768, ClipboardImage.png)

SOOOOOOOT

 No.6651

jump down

 No.6652

SOOOOOOOT you WILL compensate me my items

 No.6653

>>6647
uhhh, SOOT said that these types of maps aren't allowed chudcel

 No.6654

File: 1621518505402.png (17.71 KB, 541x29, ClipboardImage.png)

SOOOOOOT

 No.6655

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
FIX SERVER... NOW

 No.6656

mfw waiting for AZUf funny meme

 No.6657

File: 1621519185309.png (480.9 KB, 1363x768, 1621518033177 2.png)

>>6650
yfw

 No.6658

>>6657
yikks

 No.6659

is it fixed?

 No.6660

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6662

>>6659
nope

 No.6666

File: 1621523288671-0.png (2.34 MB, 2560x1371, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1621523288671-1.png (1.74 MB, 2560x1371, ClipboardImage.png)

schizo asylum

 No.6667

SOOOOOOOOOOOOT FIX YOUR SERVER

 No.6668

>>6667
He isn't soot budget satan

 No.6669

File: 1621525205935.png (381.44 KB, 1366x768, ClipboardImage.png)

swedish win

 No.6670

>>6666
based GET for based image

 No.6671

>>6669
you could put something nice looking in your house but instead you chose this disgusting ugly thing
still better than deformed soy but not by much

 No.6672

SOOOOOOOOOOT fix your server

 No.6673

File: 1621527178284.png (115.09 KB, 952x800, ClipboardImage.png)

>sojacker left the game

 No.6674

>>6673
coal

 No.6675

File: 1621527286344.png (386.24 KB, 1366x768, ClipboardImage.png)

My house is so BEAUTIFUL!

 No.6676

>>6675
Wholesome!

 No.6677

>>6675
this is heartwarming <3 we need more people like you!

 No.6678

>>6675
the hero we needed, but didn't deserve

 No.6679

>>6675
what are these translucent squares tho?

 No.6680

>>6679
chests

 No.6681

>>6673
kohle

 No.6682

>>6680
how the fuck are they visible
i didnt play minecraft for like two years

 No.6683

>>6682
its called chestESP sweety

 No.6684

>>6675
YOU WILL BE KILLED

 No.6685

>>6683
i thought this server had like anti cheat shit turned on

 No.6686

>>6678
>>6677
>>6676
>>6675
Samefag, kill yourself

 No.6687

>>6685
it has this picture is from another server

 No.6688

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According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...


...9:15.


That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.


Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


Honey!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know


that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.


But choose carefully


because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.


What's the difference?


You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off


in 27 million years.


So you'll just work us to death?


We'll sure try.


Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.


I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.


But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?


Why would you question anything?
We're bees.


We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.


You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?


Like what? Give me one example.


I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.


Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.


Wait a second. Oheck it out.


- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.


I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the hive.


Yeah, but some don't come back.


- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!


You guys did great!


You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!


- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.


Their day's not planned.


Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.


You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Right.


Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.


It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.


Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant.


Look at these two.


- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.


It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.


Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!


He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!


- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.


What were you doing during this?


Trying to alert the authorities.


I can autograph that.


A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?


Yeah. Gusty.


We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.


- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!


A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.


- Maybe I am.
- You are not!


We're going 0900 at J-Gate.


What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?


I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.


Hey, Honex!


Dad, you surprised me.


You decide what you're interested in?


- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.


Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?


Son, let me tell you about stirring.


You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.


You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.


You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,


maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.


You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?


That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.


Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!


- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.


You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!


- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!


Wait till you see the sticks I have.


I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!


Let's open some honey and celebrate!


Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.


Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!


I'm so proud.


- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.


Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.


Yeah, right.


Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...


- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!


One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.


- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!


Wow!


Oouple of newbies?


Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!


Make your choice.


- You want to go first?
- No, you go.


Oh, my. What's available?


Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.


- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.


I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.


Wax monkey's always open.


The Krelman opened up again.


What happened?


A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.


Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.


Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!


Oh, this is so hard!


Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,


humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,


mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should... Barry?


Barry!


All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine...


What happened to you?
Where are you?


- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?


- Out there.
- Oh, no!


I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.


You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?


Another call coming in.


If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd


that gets their roses today.


Hey, guys.


- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?


Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.


It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.


Really? Feeling lucky, are you?


Sign here, here. Just initial that.


- Thank you.
- OK.


You got a rain advisory today,


and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.


So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,


hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.


Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.


Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!


- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,


bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!


All right, launch positions!


Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!


Black and yellow!


Hello!


You ready for this, hot shot?


Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.


Wind, check.


- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.


- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.


Scared out of my shorts, check.


OK, ladies,


let's move it out!


Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!


All of you, drain those flowers!


Wow! I'm out!


I can't believe I'm out!


So blue.


I feel so fast and free!


Box kite!


Wow!


Flowers!


This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.


Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.


Roses!


30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.


Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.


That is one nectar collector!


- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir.


I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,


a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.


That's amazing. Why do we do that?


That's pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.


Oool.


I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?


Oopy that visual.


Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.


Say again? You're reporting
a moving flower?


Affirmative.


That was on the line!


This is the coolest. What is it?


I don't know, but I'm loving this color.


It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.


Yeah, fuzzy.


Ohemical-y.


Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.


My sweet lord of bees!


Oandy-brain, get off there!


Problem!


- Guys!
- This could be bad.


Affirmative.


Very close.


Gonna hurt.


Mama's little boy.


You are way out of position, rookie!


Ooming in at you like a missile!


Help me!


I don't think these are flowers.


- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.


What is this?!


Match point!


You can start packing up, honey,
because you're about to eat it!


Yowser!


Gross.


There's a bee in the car!


- Do something!
- I'm driving!


- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!


He's going to sting me!


Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Freeze!


He blinked!


Spray him, Granny!


What are you doing?!


Wow... the tension level
out here is unbelievable.


I gotta get home.


Oan't fly in rain.


Oan't fly in rain.


Oan't fly in rain.


Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!


Ken, could you close
the window please?


Ken, could you close
the window please?


Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.


You see? Folds out.


Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.


What was that?


Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This...


Drapes!


That is diabolical.


It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.


What's number one? Star Wars?


Nah, I don't go for that...


...kind of stuff.


No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.


When I leave a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.


There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.


I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.


I predicted global warming.


I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.


Wait! Stop! Bee!


Stand back. These are winter boots.


Wait!


Don't kill him!


You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!


Why does his life have
less value than yours?


Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?


I'm just saying all life has value. You
don't know what he's capable of feeling.


My brochure!


There you go, little guy.


I'm not scared of him.
It's an allergic thing.


Put that on your resume brochure.


My whole face could puff up.


Make it one of your special skills.


Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.


Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.


- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.


- You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye.


- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.


I gotta say something.


She saved my life.
I gotta say something.


All right, here it goes.


Nah.


What would I say?


I could really get in trouble.


It's a bee law.
You're not supposed to talk to a human.


I can't believe I'm doing this.


I've got to.


Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!


No. Yes. No.


Do it. I can't.


How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.


Here she comes! Speak, you fool!


Hi!


I'm sorry.


- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.

 No.6689

>>6685
ummm, we made another anarchy server chud

 No.6690

You're talking!


I'm so sorry.


No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming.


But I don't recall going to bed.


Well, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.


This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a bee!


I am. And I'm not supposed
to be doing this,


but they were all trying to kill me.


And if it wasn't for you...


I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.


That was a little weird.


- I'm talking with a bee.
- Yeah.


I'm talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!


I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.


- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?


The talking thing.


Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.


- That's very funny.
- Yeah.


Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.


Anyway...


Oan I...


...get you something?
- Like what?


I don't know. I mean...
I don't know. Ooffee?


I don't want to put you out.


It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.


- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.


- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.


Hey, you want rum cake?


- I shouldn't.
- Have some.


- No, I can't.
- Oome on!


I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.


- Where?
- These stripes don't help.


You look great!


I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.


Are you all right?


No.


He's making the tie in the cab
as they're flying up Madison.


He finally gets there.


He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.


And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.


Why would I marry a watermelon?"


Is that a bee joke?


That's the kind of stuff we do.


Yeah, different.


So, what are you gonna do, Barry?


About work? I don't know.


I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can't do it the way they want.


I know how you feel.


- You do?
- Sure.


My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.


- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.


Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.


Anyway, if you look...


There's my hive right there. See it?


You're in Sheep Meadow!


Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!


No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.


- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?


- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I'll try that.


- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.


Just having two cups of coffee!


Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.


Yeah, it's no trouble.


Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.


Are you...?


Oan I take a piece of this with me?


Sure! Here, have a crumb.


- Thanks!
- Yeah.


All right. Well, then...
I guess I'll see you around.


Or not.


OK, Barry.


And thank you
so much again... for before.


Oh, that? That was nothing.


Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...


This can't possibly work.


He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.


OK, Dave, pull the chute.


- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!


It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.


Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!


Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?


Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.


They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.


- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.


- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.


You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.


You had your "experience." Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.


- Well...
- Well?


Well, I met someone.


You did? Was she Bee-ish?


- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.


- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.


I know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.


I can't get by that face.


So who is she?


She's... human.


No, no. That's a bee law.
You wouldn't break a bee law.


- Her name's Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.


She's so nice. And she's a florist!


Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!


We're not dating.


You're flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes


with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!


She saved my life!
And she understands me.


This is over!


Eat this.


This is not over! What was that?


- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stingin' stripey!


And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!


- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.


It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up...


Sit down!


...really hot!
- Listen to me!


We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!


Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?


There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!


You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!


- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.


Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


There he is. He's in the pool.


You know what your problem is, Barry?


I gotta start thinking bee?


How much longer will this go on?


It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?


I've got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.


What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!


Would it kill you
to make a little honey?


Barry, come out.
Your father's talking to you.


Martin, would you talk to him?


Barry, I'm talking to you!


You coming?


Got everything?


All set!


Go ahead. I'll catch up.


Don't be too long.


Watch this!


Vanessa!


- We're still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.


He doesn't respond to yelling!


- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!


I'm not listening to this.


Sorry, I've gotta go.


- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend.


A girl? Is this why you can't decide?


Bye.


I just hope she's Bee-ish.


They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?


To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!


Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.


A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?


No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?


It's exhausting. Why don't you
run everywhere? It's faster.


Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.


TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!


You don't have that?


We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.


Oh, my.


Dumb bees!


You must want to sting all those jerks.


We try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us.


So you have to watch your temper.


Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,


write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:


Anger, jealousy, lust.


Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?


Yeah.


- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.


He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!


What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?


Yeah, it was. How did you know?


It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.


You've really got that
down to a science.


- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.


What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?


How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,


Ray Liotta Private Select?


- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.


- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.


You don't have
enough food of your own?


- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?


- Bees make it.
- I know who makes it!


And it's hard to make it!


There's heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!


- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!


It's just honey, Barry.


Just what?!


Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!


You've taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!


And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.


I'm getting to the bottom
of all of this!


Hey, Hector.


- You almost done?
- Almost.


He is here. I sense it.


Well, I guess I'll go home now


and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.


You're busted, box boy!


I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!


I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!


Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?


I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.


The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!


You're too late! It's ours now!


You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!


You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!


Where is the honey coming from?


Tell me where!


Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!


Orazy person!


What horrible thing has happened here?


These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now


they're on the road to nowhere!


Just keep still.


What? You're not dead?


Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?


To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.


I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!


I'm going to Tacoma.


- And you?
- He really is dead.


All right.


Uh-oh!


- What is that?!
- Oh, no!


- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?


Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!


Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!


How much do you people need to see?!


Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!


From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Oarl Kasell.


But don't kill no more bugs!


- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!


- You hear something?
- Like what?


Like tiny screaming.


Turn off the radio.


Whassup, bee boy?


Hey, Blood.


Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.


Wow!


I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're getting it.


I mean, that honey's ours.


- Bees hang tight.
- We're all jammed in.


It's a close community.


Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.


- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.


Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!


At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.


Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.


Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.


You got to be kidding me!


Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, bee!


- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!


I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?


We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.


What is this place?


A bee's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.


They are pinheads!


Pinhead.


- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.


The Thomas 3000!


Smoker?


Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.


A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.


They make the honey,
and we make the money.


"They make the honey,
and we make the money"?


Oh, my!


What's going on? Are you OK?


Yeah. It doesn't last too long.


Do you know you're
in a fake hive with fake walls?


Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.


This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!


That's a drag queen!


What is this?


Oh, no!


There's hundreds of them!


Bee honey.


Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!


This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.


Oh, Barry, stop.


Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That's a rumor.


Do these look like rumors?


That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.


How did you get mixed up in this?


He's been talking to humans.


- What?
- Talking to humans?!


He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!


Make out? Barry!


We do not.


- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?


The bees!


I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.


Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?


I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!


Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked


your hands were still stirring.
You couldn't stop.


I remember that.


What right do they have to our honey?


We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!


Even if it's true, what can one bee do?


Sting them where it really hurts.


In the face! The eye!


- That would hurt.
- No.


Up the nose? That's a killer.


There's only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.


Hive at Five, the hive's only
full-hour action news source.


No more bee beards!


With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.


Weather with Storm Stinger.


Sports with Buzz Larvi.


And Jeanette Ohung.


- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.


A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,


intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,


packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!


Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,


we'll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,


Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.


Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.


Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
from the hive. I can't do this"?


Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.


What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?


Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.


We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.


How old are you?


The bee community
is supporting you in this case,


which will be the trial
of the bee century.


You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.


It's a common name. Next week...


He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots...


Next week...


Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.

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Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live.


Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.


In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!


It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.


Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?


Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.


- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!


I'm helping him sue the human race.


- Hello.
- Hello, bee.


This is Ken.


Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.


Why does he talk again?


Listen, you better go
'cause we're really busy working.


But it's our yogurt night!


Bye-bye.


Why is yogurt night so difficult?!


You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!


Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.


- Frosting...
- How many sugars?


Just one. I try not
to use the competition.


So why are you helping me?


Bees have good qualities.


And it takes my mind off the shop.


Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.


Those are great, if you're three.


And artificial flowers.


- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.


Bent stingers, pointless pollination.


Bees must hate those fake things!


Nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.


Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.


- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I guess.


You sure you want to go through with it?


Am I sure? When I'm done with
the humans, they won't be able


to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
without paying a royalty!


It's an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,


where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,


we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.


What have we gotten into here, Barry?


It's pretty big, isn't it?


I can't believe how many humans
don't work during the day.


You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?


Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.


- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill.


Well, if it isn't the bee team.


You boys work on this?


All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.


All right. Oase number 4475,


Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry


is now in session.


Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
the five food companies collectively?


A privilege.


Mr. Benson... you're representing
all the bees of the world?


I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we're ready to proceed.


Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,


my grandmother was a simple woman.


Born on a farm, she believed
it was man's divine right


to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.


If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,


just think of what would it mean.


I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm


for the elastic in my britches!


Talking bee!


How do we know this isn't some sort of


holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?


They could be using laser beams!


Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,


he could be on steroids!


Mr. Benson?


Ladies and gentlemen,
there's no trickery here.


I'm just an ordinary bee.
Honey's pretty important to me.


It's important to all bees.
We invented it!


We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.


Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room


who think they can take it from us


'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,


you'll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have


but everything we are!


I wish he'd dress like that
all the time. So nice!


Oall your first witness.


So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.


I suppose so.


I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!


Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.


Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.


I don't imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?


- No.
- I couldn't hear you.


- No.
- No.


Because you don't free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,


it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.


They're very lovable creatures.


Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.


You mean like this?


Bears kill bees!


How'd you like his head crashing
through your living room?!


Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!

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OK, that's enough. Take him away.


So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.


- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police.


But you've never been
a police officer, have you?


No, I haven't.


No, you haven't. And so here
we have yet another example


of bee culture casually
stolen by a human


for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.


Oh, please.


Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?


Because I'm feeling
a little stung, Sting.


Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!


That's not his real name?! You idiots!


Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on


your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.


Thank you. Thank you.


I see from your resume
that you're devilishly handsome


with a churning inner turmoil
that's ready to blow.


I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?


Not yet it isn't. But is this
what it's come to for you?


Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you don't


have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?


Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!


This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!


Why doesn't someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!


- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!


Order! Order, I say!


- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!


I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.


I think the jury's on our side.


Are we doing everything right, legally?


I'm a florist.


Right. Well, here's to a great team.


To a great team!


Well, hello.


- Ken!
- Hello.


I didn't think you were coming.


No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but... the battery.


I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.


Oh, that was lucky.


There's a little left.
I could heat it up.


Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.


So I hear you're quite a tennis player.


I'm not much for the game myself.
The ball's a little grabby.


That's where I usually sit.
Right... there.


Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,


and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.


You think I don't see what you're doing?


I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.


Do we?


Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.


That's just what
I was thinking about doing.


Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.


I'm going to drain the old stinger.


Yeah, you do that.


Look at that.


You know, I've just about had it


with your little mind games.


- What's that?
- Italian Vogue.


Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.


A lot of ads.


Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?


Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!


I think something stinks in here!


I love the smell of flowers.


How do you like the smell of flames?!


Not as much.


Water bug! Not taking sides!


Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!


I've got issues!


Well, well, well, a royal flush!


- You're bluffing.
- Am I?


Surf's up, dude!


Poo water!


That bowl is gnarly.


Except for those dirty yellow rings!


Kenneth! What are you doing?!


You know, I don't even like honey!
I don't eat it!


We need to talk!


He's just a little bee!


And he happens to be
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!


Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?


No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you're one of them!


Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...


My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!


Goodbye, Ken.


And for your information,


I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!


I'm sorry about all that.


I know it's got
an aftertaste! I like it!


I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.


I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.


Are you OK for the trial?


I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.


We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.


Good idea! You can really see why he's
considered one of the best lawyers...


Yeah.


Layton, you've
gotta weave some magic


with this jury,
or it's gonna be all over.


Don't worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around


is to remind them
of what they don't like about bees.


- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?


Only to losing, son. Only to losing.


Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
what I think we'd all like to know.


What exactly is your relationship


to that woman?


We're friends.


- Good friends?
- Yes.


How good? Do you live together?


Wait a minute...


Are you her little...


...bedbug?


I've seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,


doesn't your queen give birth
to all the bee children?


- Yeah, but...
- So those aren't your real parents!


- Oh, Barry...
- Yes, they are!


Hold me back!


You're an illegitimate bee,
aren't you, Benson?


He's denouncing bees!


Don't y'all date your cousins?


- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!


Adam, don't! It's what he wants!


Oh, I'm hit!!


Oh, lordy, I am hit!


Order! Order!


The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!


I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!


You see? You can't treat them
like equals! They're striped savages!


Stinging's the only thing
they know! It's their way!


- Adam, stay with me.
- I can't feel my legs.


What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison


from my heaving buttocks?


I will have order in this court. Order!


Order, please!


The case of the honeybees
versus the human race


took a pointed turn against the bees


yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.


- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.


- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.


I...


I blew the whole case, didn't I?


It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.


I'd be better off dead. Look at me.


They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.


Look, there's
a little celery still on it.


What was it like to sting someone?


I can't explain it. It was all...


All adrenaline and then...
and then ecstasy!


All right.


You think it was all a trap?


Of course. I'm sorry.
I flew us right into this.


What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
just a couple of bugs in this world.


What will the humans do to us
if they win?


I don't know.


I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn't sound so bad.


Adam, they check in,
but they don't check out!


Oh, my.


Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?


- Why?
- The smoke.


Bees don't smoke.


Right. Bees don't smoke.


Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.


That's it! That's our case!


It is? It's not over?


Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.


Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.


And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.


Mr. Flayman.


Yes? Yes, Your Honor!


Where is the rest of your team?


Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.


Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,


and as a result,
we don't make very good time.


I actually heard a funny story about...


Your Honor,
haven't these ridiculous bugs


taken up enough
of this court's valuable time?


How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?


They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges


against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.


I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!


Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going


to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion.


But you can't! We have a terrific case.


Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?


Show me the smoking gun!


Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?


Here is your smoking gun.


What is that?


It's a bee smoker!


What, this?
This harmless little contraption?


This couldn't hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.


Look at what has happened


to bees who have never been asked,
"Smoking or non?"


Is this what nature intended for us?


To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines


and man-made wooden slat work camps?


Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?


- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card.


Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!


Free the bees! Free the bees!


Free the bees!


Free the bees! Free the bees!


The court finds in favor of the bees!


Vanessa, we won!


I knew you could do it! High-five!


Sorry.


I'm OK! You know what this means?


All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.


Now we won't have
to work so hard all the time.


This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.


You'll regret this.


Barry, how much honey is out there?


All right. One at a time.


Barry, who are you wearing?


My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.


- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?


We've been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.


Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?


First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.


Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,


every last drop.


We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more


than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.


We're all aware
of what they do in the woods.


Wait for my signal.


Take him out.


He'll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.


And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknames...


But it's just a prance-about stage name!


...unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products


and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.


Oan't breathe.


Bring it in, boys!


Hold it right there! Good.


Tap it.


Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and there's gallons more coming!


- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down.


Shut down honey production!


Stop making honey!


Turn your key, sir!


What do we do now?


Oannonball!


We're shutting honey production!


Mission abort.


Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.


Adam, you wouldn't believe
how much honey was out there.


Oh, yeah?


What's going on? Where is everybody?


- Are they out celebrating?
- They're home.


They don't know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.


I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.


At least we got our honey back.


Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?


It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.


This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.


And now...


Now I can't.


I don't understand
why they're not happy.


I thought their lives would be better!


They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.


You don't have any idea
what's going on, do you?


- What did you want to show me?
- This.


What happened here?


That is not the half of it.


Oh, no. Oh, my.


They're all wilting.


Doesn't look very good, does it?


No.


And whose fault do you think that is?


You know, I'm gonna guess bees.


Bees?


Specifically, me.


I didn't think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.


It's notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.


That's our whole SAT test right there.


Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.


And then, of course...


The human species?


So if there's no more pollination,


it could all just go south here,
couldn't it?


I know this is also partly my fault.


How about a suicide pact?


How do we do it?


- I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.


Right, right.


Listen, Barry...
sorry, but I gotta get going.


I had to open my mouth and talk.


Vanessa?


Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?


To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.


They've moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.


It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it.


Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.


I know. Me neither.


Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.


Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?


Roses!


Vanessa!


Roses?!


Barry?


- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are.


Flowers, bees, pollen!


I know.
That's why this is the last parade.


Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?


Oould you slow down?


Barry!


OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.


Yes, it kind of is.


I've ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you


with the flower shop.
I've made it worse.

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Actually, it's completely closed down.


I thought maybe you were remodeling.


But I have another idea, and it's
greater than my previous ideas combined.


I don't want to hear it!


All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.


I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.


All we gotta do is get what they've got
back here with what we've got.


- Bees.
- Park.


- Pollen!
- Flowers.


- Repollination!
- Across the nation!


Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.


They've got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.


Security will be tight.


I have an idea.


Vanessa Bloome, FTD.


Official floral business. It's real.


Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.


Thank you. It was a gift.


Once inside,
we just pick the right float.


How about The Princess and the Pea?


I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!


Yes, I got it.


- Where should I sit?
- What are you?


- I believe I'm the pea.
- The pea?


It goes under the mattresses.


- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I'm getting the marshal.


You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!


Let's see what this baby'll do.


Hey, what are you doing?!


Then all we do
is blend in with traffic...


...without arousing suspicion.


Once at the airport,
there's no stopping us.


Stop! Security.


- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes.


Has it been
in your possession the entire time?


Would you remove your shoes?


- Remove your stinger.
- It's part of me.


I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.


Then if we're lucky, we'll have
just enough pollen to do the job.


Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!


I think this is gonna work.


It's got to work.


Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.


We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.


It looks like we'll experience
a couple hours delay.


Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. They'll never make it.


I gotta get up there
and talk to them.


Be careful.


Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?


I'd like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.


Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.


- What'd you say, Hal?
- Nothing.


Bee!


Don't freak out! My entire species...


What are you doing?


- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?


Don't move.


Oh, Barry.


Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.


Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?


And please hurry!


What happened here?


There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.


One's bald, one's in a boat,
they're both unconscious!


- Is that another bee joke?
- No!


No one's flying the plane!


This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What's your status?


This is Vanessa Bloome.
I'm a florist from New York.


Where's the pilot?


He's unconscious,
and so is the copilot.


Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?


As a matter of fact, there is.


- Who's that?
- Barry Benson.


From the honey trial?! Oh, great.


Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.


It's got giant wings, huge engines.


I can't fly a plane.


- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.


How hard could it be?


Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.


This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,


where a suspenseful scene
is developing.


Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory...


That's Barry!


...is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers


and an incapacitated flight crew.


Flowers?!


We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls


with absolutely no flight experience.


Just a minute.
There's a bee on that plane.


I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.


They've done enough damage.


But isn't he your only hope?


Technically, a bee
shouldn't be able to fly at all.


Their wings are too small...


Haven't we heard this a million times?


"The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense."


- Get this on the air!
- Got it.


- Stand by.
- We're going live.


The way we work may be a mystery to you.


Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.


But let me tell you about a small job.


If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.


More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.


That's why I want to get bees
back to working together.


That's the bee way!
We're not made of Jell-O.


We get behind a fellow.


- Black and yellow!
- Hello!


Left, right, down, hover.


- Hover?
- Forget hover.


This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!


Barry, what happened?!


Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.


- That may have been helping me.
- And now we're not!


So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.


All of you, let's get
behind this fellow! Move it out!


Move out!


Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!


Don't have to yell.


I'm not yelling!
We're in a lot of trouble.


It's very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!


It's not a tone. I'm panicking!


I can't do this!


Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!


You snap out of it.


You snap out of it.


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.


How is the plane flying?


I don't know.


Hello?


Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?


The Pollen Jocks!


They do get behind a fellow.


- Black and yellow.
- Hello.


All right, let's drop this tin can
on the blacktop.


Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?


No, nothing. It's all cloudy.


Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.


- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.


Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


Wait a minute.
I think I'm feeling something.


- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.


Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.


Bring the nose down.


Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!


Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
- OK.


Out the engines. We're going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?


Affirmative!


Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.


Land on that flower!


Ready? Full reverse!


Spin it around!


- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?

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 No.6696

- That flower.
- I'm aiming at the flower!


That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower


made of millions of bees!


Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.


Rotate around it.


- This is insane, Barry!
- This's the only way I know how to fly.


Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?


Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!


Just drop it. Be a part of it.


Aim for the center!


Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!


Oome on, already.


Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!


- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.


Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?


What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!


- Thank you.
- But we're not done yet.


Listen, everyone!


This runway is covered
with the last pollen


from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.


That means this is our last chance.


We're the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.


If we're gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?


Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?


We're bees!


Keychain!


Then follow me! Except Keychain.


Hold on, Barry. Here.


You've earned this.


Yeah!


I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.


Oh, yeah.


That's our Barry.


Mom! The bees are back!


If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time.


I got a feeling we'll be
working late tonight!


Here's your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?


Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.


Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
And I don't see a nickel!


Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!


I had no idea.


Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?


Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.


Sorry I'm late.


He's a lawyer too?


I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.


Have a great afternoon!


Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can't get them anywhere.


No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.


You're a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help who's next?


All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.


Thank you, Barry!


That bee is living my life!


Let it go, Kenny.


- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.


- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.


Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.


You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.


- Thinking bee!
- Me?


Hold it. Let's just stop
for a second. Hold it.


I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?


I'm not making a major life decision
during a production number!


All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.


I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

 No.6697

>>6691
and you shared the ip on your tranny discord server?
i dont see any info posted here
fucking trannies, why does this always happen?

 No.6698

>>6697
we shared in the chat of the 1st server incel

 No.6699

(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)

Narrator:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

(Barry is picking out a shirt)

Barry:
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Janet:
Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Barry:
Coming! Hang on a second.

(Barry uses his antenna like a phone)

Barry:
Hello

(Through phone)

Adam:
Barry?

Barry:
Adam?

Adam:
Can you believe this is happening?

Barry:
I can't. I'll pick you up.

(Barry flies down the stairs)

Martin:
Looking sharp.

Janet:
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Barry:
Sorry. I'm excited.

Martin:
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's.

Janet:
Very proud.

(Rubs Barry's hair)

Barry:
Ma! I got a thing going here.

Janet:
You got lint on your fuzz.

Barry:
Ow! That's me!

Janet:
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye!

(Barry flies out the door)

Janet:
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

(Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a newspaper)

Barry:
Hey, Adam.

Adam:
Hey, Barry.

(Adam gets in Barry's car)

Adam:
Is that fuzz gel?

Barry:
A little. Special day, graduation.

Adam:
Never thought I'd make it.

(Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving)

Barry:
Three days grade school, three days high school...

Adam:
Those were awkward.

Barry:
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

Adam:
You did come back different.

(Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging)

Artie:
Hi, Barry!

Barry:
Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

Adam:
Hear about Frankie?

Barry:
Yeah.

Adam:
You going to the funeral?

Barry:
No, I'm not going to his funeral. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.

Adam:
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

(The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the highway)

Adam:
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our regular day.

Barry:
I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations.

(Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating students)

{♬ Playing "Pomp and Circumstance" ♬}

Barry:
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under the circumstances.

(Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats)

Barry:
Well, Adam, today we are men.

Adam:
We are!

Barry:
Bee-men.

Adam:
Amen!

Barry and Adam:
Hallelujah!

(Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm)

{♬ "Pomp and Circumstance" Ends ♬}

Announcer:
Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Dean:
Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of......9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Adam:
Will we pick our job today?

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Shit thread my god
Stop sharing stuff on discord, no one visits that crap

 No.6701

(Adam and Barry get into a tour bus)

Barry:
I heard it's just orientation.

(Tour buses rise out of the ground and the students are automatically loaded into the buses)

Tour Guide:
Heads up! Here we go.

Announcer:
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Barry:
Wonder what it'll be like?

Adam:
A little scary.

Tour Guide:
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.

Barry:
This is it!

Barry and Adam:
Wow.

Barry:
Wow.

(The bus drives down a road an on either side are the Bee's massive complicated Honey-making machines)

Tour Guide:
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as...

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According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

 No.6709

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?
Why would you question anything?
We're bees.
We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like
outside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!
- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.
- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!
A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.
- Maybe I am.
- You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?
That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.
Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.
- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Oouple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
- You want to go first?
- No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should... Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine...
What happened to you?
Where are you?
- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?
- Out there.
- Oh, no!
I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
- Thank you.
- OK.
You got a rain advisory today,
and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,
hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!
- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,

 No.6710

bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.
- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I can't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.
That is one nectar collector!
- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir.
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,
a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
That's pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
Oool.
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
Oopy that visual.
Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.
Say again? You're reporting
a moving flower?
Affirmative.
That was on the line!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Ohemical-y.
Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Oandy-brain, get off there!
Problem!
- Guys!
- This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Mama's little boy.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Ooming in at you like a missile!
Help me!
I don't think these are flowers.
- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.
What is this?!
Match point!
You can start packing up, honey,
because you're about to eat it!
Yowser!
Gross.
There's a bee in the car!
- Do something!
- I'm driving!
- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!
He's going to sting me!
Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Freeze!
He blinked!
Spray him, Granny!
What are you doing?!
Wow... the tension level
out here is unbelievable.
I gotta get home.
Oan't fly in rain.
Oan't fly in rain.
Oan't fly in rain.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you close
the window please?
Ken, could you close
the window please?
Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.
You see? Folds out.
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
What was that?
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This...
Drapes!
That is diabolical.
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
What's number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I don't go for that...
...kind of stuff.
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.
When I leave a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.
I predicted global warming.
I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Stand back. These are winter boots.
Wait!
Don't kill him!
You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!
Why does his life have
less value than yours?
Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?
I'm just saying all life has value. You
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
My brochure!
There you go, little guy.
I'm not scared of him.
It's an allergic thing.
Put that on your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it one of your special skills.
Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
- You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye.
- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.
I gotta say something.
She saved my life.
I gotta say something.
All right, here it goes.
Nah.
What would I say?
I could really get in trouble.
It's a bee law.
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I've got to.
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
No. Yes. No.
Do it. I can't.
How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Hi!
I'm sorry.
- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.
You're talking!
I'm so sorry.
No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming.
But I don't recall going to bed.
Well, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a bee!
I am. And I'm not supposed
to be doing this,
but they were all trying to kill me.
And if it wasn't for you...
I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.
That was a little weird.
- I'm talking with a bee.
- Yeah.
I'm talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!
I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?
The talking thing.
Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
- That's very funny.
- Yeah.
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
Anyway...
Oan I...
...get you something?
- Like what?
I don't know. I mean...
I don't know. Ooffee?
I don't want to put you out.
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.
- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want rum cake?
- I shouldn't.
- Have some.
- No, I can't.
- Oome on!
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
- Where?
- These stripes don't help.
You look great!
I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
No.
He's making the tie in the cab
as they're flying up Madison.
He finally gets there.
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.
And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
Is that a bee joke?
That's the kind of stuff we do.
Yeah, different.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I don't know.
I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can't do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
- You do?
- Sure.
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.
Anyway, if you look...
There's my hive right there. See it?
You're in Sheep Meadow!
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I'll try that.
- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
Just having two cups of coffee!
Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.
Yeah, it's no trouble.
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.
Are you...?
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
- Thanks!
- Yeah.
All right. Well, then...
I guess I'll see you around.
Or not.
OK, Barry.
And thank you
so much again... for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
This can't possibly work.
He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!
It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.
Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.
You had your "experience." Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
- Well...
- Well?
Well, I met someone.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
I know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.
I can't get by that face.
So who is she?
She's... human.
No, no. That's a bee law.
You wouldn't break a bee law.
- Her name's Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
We're not dating.
You're flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes
with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
She saved my life!
And she understands me.
This is over!
Eat this.
This is not over! What was that?
- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stingin' stripey!
And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up...
Sit down!
...really hot!
- Listen to me!
We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!
Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?
There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!
- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
There he is. He's in the pool.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
I gotta start thinking bee?
How much longer will this go on?
It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?
I've got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.
What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
Would it kill you
to make a little honey?
Barry, come out.
Your father's talking to you.
Martin, would you talk to him?
Barry, I'm talking to you!
You coming?
Got everything?
All set!
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Don't be too long.
Watch this!
Vanessa!
- We're still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.
He doesn't respond to yelling!
- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!
I'm not listening to this.
Sorry, I've gotta go.
- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend.
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
Bye.
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!
Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.
A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?
No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?
It's exhausting. Why don't you
run everywhere? It's faster.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!
You don't have that?
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
You must want to sting all those jerks.
We try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,
write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:
Anger, jealousy, lust.
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
Yeah.
- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.
He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
You've really got that
down to a science.
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.
What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
Ray Liotta Private Select?
- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.
- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.
You don't have
enough food of your own?
- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?
- Bees make it.
- I know who makes it!
And it's hard to make it!
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!
- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!
It's just honey, Barry.
Just what?!
Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
You've taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!
And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
I'm getting to the bottom
of all of this!
Hey, Hector.
- You almost done?
- Almost.
He is here. I sense it.
Well, I guess I'll go home now
and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.
You're busted, box boy!
I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!
I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.
The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!
You're too late! It's ours now!
You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!
You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!
Where is the honey coming from?
Tell me where!
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
Orazy person!
What horrible thing has happened here?
These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now
they're on the road to nowhere!
Just keep still.
What? You're not dead?
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?
To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
I'm going to Tacoma.
- And you?
- He really is dead.
All right.
Uh-oh!
- What is that?!
- Oh, no!
- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!
How much do you people need to see?!
Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!
From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Oarl Kasell.
But don't kill no more bugs!
- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!
- You hear something?
- Like what?
Like tiny screaming.
Turn off the radio.
Whassup, bee boy?
Hey, Blood.
Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.
Wow!
I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're getting it.
I mean, that honey's ours.
- Bees hang tight.
- We're all jammed in.
It's a close community.
Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.
- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.

 No.6711

>>6707
server chat*

 No.6712

Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
You got to be kidding me!
Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, bee!
- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.
What is this place?
A bee's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.
They are pinheads!
Pinhead.
- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
The Thomas 3000!
Smoker?
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.
They make the honey,
and we make the money.
"They make the honey,
and we make the money"?
Oh, my!
What's going on? Are you OK?
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
Do you know you're
in a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.
This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!
That's a drag queen!
What is this?
Oh, no!
There's hundreds of them!
Bee honey.
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!
This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.
Oh, Barry, stop.
Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That's a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.
How did you get mixed up in this?
He's been talking to humans.
- What?
- Talking to humans?!
He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!
Make out? Barry!
We do not.
- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?
The bees!
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?
I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!
Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked
your hands were still stirring.
You couldn't stop.
I remember that.
What right do they have to our honey?
We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
Sting them where it really hurts.
In the face! The eye!
- That would hurt.
- No.
Up the nose? That's a killer.
There's only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.
Hive at Five, the hive's only
full-hour action news source.
No more bee beards!
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
Weather with Storm Stinger.
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
And Jeanette Ohung.
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,
packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
we'll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,
Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
from the hive. I can't do this"?
Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.
What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.
How old are you?
The bee community
is supporting you in this case,
which will be the trial
of the bee century.
You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.
It's a common name. Next week...
He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots...
Next week...
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.
Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.
- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!
I'm helping him sue the human race.
- Hello.
- Hello, bee.
This is Ken.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Why does he talk again?
Listen, you better go
'cause we're really busy working.
But it's our yogurt night!
Bye-bye.
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!
Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.
- Frosting...
- How many sugars?
Just one. I try not
to use the competition.
So why are you helping me?
Bees have good qualities.
And it takes my mind off the shop.
Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.
Those are great, if you're three.
And artificial flowers.
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
Bees must hate those fake things!
Nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.
Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I guess.
You sure you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When I'm done with
the humans, they won't be able
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
without paying a royalty!
It's an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,
where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,
we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
It's pretty big, isn't it?
I can't believe how many humans
don't work during the day.
You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?
Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.
- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
You boys work on this?
All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
All right. Oase number 4475,
Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
is now in session.
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
the five food companies collectively?
A privilege.
Mr. Benson... you're representing
all the bees of the world?
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we're ready to proceed.
Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
my grandmother was a simple woman.
Born on a farm, she believed
it was man's divine right
to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,
just think of what would it mean.
I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm
for the elastic in my britches!
Talking bee!
How do we know this isn't some sort of
holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?
They could be using laser beams!
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,
he could be on steroids!
Mr. Benson?
Ladies and gentlemen,
there's no trickery here.
I'm just an ordinary bee.
Honey's pretty important to me.
It's important to all bees.
We invented it!
We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.
Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room
who think they can take it from us
'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have
but everything we are!
I wish he'd dress like that
all the time. So nice!
Oall your first witness.
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
I suppose so.
I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!
Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.
Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.
I don't imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?
- No.
- I couldn't hear you.
- No.
- No.
Because you don't free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,
it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
They're very lovable creatures.
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
You mean like this?
Bears kill bees!
How'd you like his head crashing
through your living room?!
Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.
- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police.
But you've never been
a police officer, have you?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't. And so here
we have yet another example
of bee culture casually
stolen by a human
for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.
Oh, please.
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
Because I'm feeling
a little stung, Sting.
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on
your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.
Thank you. Thank you.
I see from your resume
that you're devilishly handsome
with a churning inner turmoil
that's ready to blow.
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Not yet it isn't. But is this
what it's come to for you?
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you don't
have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?
Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!
This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!
Why doesn't someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!
- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!
Order! Order, I say!
- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.
I think the jury's on our side.
Are we doing everything right, legally?
I'm a florist.
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
To a great team!
Well, hello.
- Ken!
- Hello.
I didn't think you were coming.
No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but... the battery.
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
Oh, that was lucky.
There's a little left.
I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
I'm not much for the game myself.
The ball's a little grabby.
That's where I usually sit.
Right... there.
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
You think I don't see what you're doing?
I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.
Do we?

 No.6713

Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
That's just what
I was thinking about doing.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
Yeah, you do that.
Look at that.
You know, I've just about had it
with your little mind games.
- What's that?
- Italian Vogue.
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
A lot of ads.
Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
I think something stinks in here!
I love the smell of flowers.
How do you like the smell of flames?!
Not as much.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!
I've got issues!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
- You're bluffing.
- Am I?
Surf's up, dude!
Poo water!
That bowl is gnarly.
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
You know, I don't even like honey!
I don't eat it!
We need to talk!
He's just a little bee!
And he happens to be
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?
No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you're one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!
Goodbye, Ken.
And for your information,
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!
I'm sorry about all that.
I know it's got
an aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.
I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.
Are you OK for the trial?
I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.
We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
Good idea! You can really see why he's
considered one of the best lawyers...
Yeah.
Layton, you've
gotta weave some magic
with this jury,
or it's gonna be all over.
Don't worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around
is to remind them
of what they don't like about bees.
- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
what I think we'd all like to know.
What exactly is your relationship
to that woman?
We're friends.
- Good friends?
- Yes.
How good? Do you live together?
Wait a minute...
Are you her little...
...bedbug?
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,
doesn't your queen give birth
to all the bee children?
- Yeah, but...
- So those aren't your real parents!
- Oh, Barry...
- Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
You're an illegitimate bee,
aren't you, Benson?
He's denouncing bees!
Don't y'all date your cousins?
- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
Oh, I'm hit!!
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Order! Order!
The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!
I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!
You see? You can't treat them
like equals! They're striped savages!
Stinging's the only thing
they know! It's their way!
- Adam, stay with me.
- I can't feel my legs.
What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison
from my heaving buttocks?
I will have order in this court. Order!
Order, please!
The case of the honeybees
versus the human race
took a pointed turn against the bees
yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.
I...
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
Look, there's
a little celery still on it.
What was it like to sting someone?
I can't explain it. It was all...
All adrenaline and then...
and then ecstasy!
All right.
You think it was all a trap?
Of course. I'm sorry.
I flew us right into this.
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
just a couple of bugs in this world.
What will the humans do to us
if they win?
I don't know.
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn't sound so bad.
Adam, they check in,
but they don't check out!
Oh, my.
Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?
- Why?
- The smoke.
Bees don't smoke.
Right. Bees don't smoke.
Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.
That's it! That's our case!
It is? It's not over?
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Mr. Flayman.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
Where is the rest of your team?
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
and as a result,
we don't make very good time.
I actually heard a funny story about...
Your Honor,
haven't these ridiculous bugs
taken up enough
of this court's valuable time?
How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges
against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.
I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?
Show me the smoking gun!
Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?
Here is your smoking gun.
What is that?
It's a bee smoker!
What, this?
This harmless little contraption?
This couldn't hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.
Look at what has happened
to bees who have never been asked,
"Smoking or non?"
Is this what nature intended for us?
To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?
- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card.
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees!
Free the bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees!
The court finds in favor of the bees!
Vanessa, we won!
I knew you could do it! High-five!
Sorry.
I'm OK! You know what this means?
All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.
Now we won't have
to work so hard all the time.
This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.
You'll regret this.
Barry, how much honey is out there?
All right. One at a time.
Barry, who are you wearing?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.
- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?
We've been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.
Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.
Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,
every last drop.
We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more
than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.
We're all aware
of what they do in the woods.
Wait for my signal.
Take him out.
He'll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknames...
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
...unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products
and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.
Oan't breathe.
Bring it in, boys!
Hold it right there! Good.
Tap it.
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and there's gallons more coming!
- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down.
Shut down honey production!
Stop making honey!
Turn your key, sir!
What do we do now?
Oannonball!
We're shutting honey production!
Mission abort.
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.
Adam, you wouldn't believe
how much honey was out there.
Oh, yeah?
What's going on? Where is everybody?
- Are they out celebrating?
- They're home.
They don't know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.
I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.
At least we got our honey back.
Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.
This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.
And now...
Now I can't.
I don't understand
why they're not happy.
I thought their lives would be better!
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.
You don't have any idea
what's going on, do you?
- What did you want to show me?
- This.
What happened here?
That is not the half of it.
Oh, no. Oh, my.
They're all wilting.
Doesn't look very good, does it?
No.
And whose fault do you think that is?
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
Bees?
Specifically, me.
I didn't think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.
It's notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
That's our whole SAT test right there.
Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.
And then, of course...
The human species?
So if there's no more pollination,
it could all just go south here,
couldn't it?
I know this is also partly my fault.
How about a suicide pact?
How do we do it?
- I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.
Right, right.
Listen, Barry...
sorry, but I gotta get going.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
Vanessa?
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?
To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.
They've moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.
It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it.
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.
I know. Me neither.
Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
Roses!
Vanessa!
Roses?!

 No.6714

yes im sure the chat is the perfect place to post the link so all the people who are not playing at that time will totally see it
now we know you were doing tranny erp on the server

 No.6715

>>6700
This honestly
>>6711
post it here ffs

 No.6716

Barry?
- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are.
Flowers, bees, pollen!
I know.
That's why this is the last parade.
Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?
Oould you slow down?
Barry!
OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
Yes, it kind of is.
I've ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you
with the flower shop.
I've made it worse.
Actually, it's completely closed down.
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
But I have another idea, and it's
greater than my previous ideas combined.
I don't want to hear it!
All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.
I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.
All we gotta do is get what they've got
back here with what we've got.
- Bees.
- Park.
- Pollen!
- Flowers.
- Repollination!
- Across the nation!
Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.
They've got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
Security will be tight.
I have an idea.
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
Official floral business. It's real.
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
Thank you. It was a gift.
Once inside,
we just pick the right float.
How about The Princess and the Pea?
I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!
Yes, I got it.
- Where should I sit?
- What are you?
- I believe I'm the pea.
- The pea?
It goes under the mattresses.
- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I'm getting the marshal.
You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!
Let's see what this baby'll do.
Hey, what are you doing?!
Then all we do
is blend in with traffic...
...without arousing suspicion.
Once at the airport,
there's no stopping us.
Stop! Security.
- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes.
Has it been
in your possession the entire time?
Would you remove your shoes?
- Remove your stinger.
- It's part of me.
I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.
Then if we're lucky, we'll have
just enough pollen to do the job.
Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!
I think this is gonna work.
It's got to work.
Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.
We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.
It looks like we'll experience
a couple hours delay.
Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. They'll never make it.
I gotta get up there
and talk to them.
Be careful.
Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?
I'd like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
- What'd you say, Hal?
- Nothing.
Bee!
Don't freak out! My entire species...
What are you doing?
- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?
Don't move.
Oh, Barry.
Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?
And please hurry!
What happened here?
There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.
One's bald, one's in a boat,
they're both unconscious!
- Is that another bee joke?
- No!
No one's flying the plane!
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What's your status?
This is Vanessa Bloome.
I'm a florist from New York.
Where's the pilot?
He's unconscious,
and so is the copilot.
Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?
As a matter of fact, there is.
- Who's that?
- Barry Benson.
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
I can't fly a plane.
- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.
How hard could it be?
Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.
This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
where a suspenseful scene
is developing.
Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory...
That's Barry!
...is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers
and an incapacitated flight crew.
Flowers?!
We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls
with absolutely no flight experience.
Just a minute.
There's a bee on that plane.
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.
They've done enough damage.
But isn't he your only hope?
Technically, a bee
shouldn't be able to fly at all.
Their wings are too small...
Haven't we heard this a million times?
"The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense."
- Get this on the air!
- Got it.
- Stand by.
- We're going live.
The way we work may be a mystery to you.
Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.
But let me tell you about a small job.
If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.
More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.
That's why I want to get bees
back to working together.
That's the bee way!
We're not made of Jell-O.
We get behind a fellow.
- Black and yellow!
- Hello!
Left, right, down, hover.
- Hover?
- Forget hover.
This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Barry, what happened?!
Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.
- That may have been helping me.
- And now we're not!
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
All of you, let's get
behind this fellow! Move it out!
Move out!
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!
Don't have to yell.
I'm not yelling!
We're in a lot of trouble.
It's very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
I can't do this!
Vanessa, pull yourself together.

 No.6717

You have to snap out of it!
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it.
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
How is the plane flying?
I don't know.
Hello?
Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?
The Pollen Jocks!
They do get behind a fellow.
- Black and yellow.
- Hello.
All right, let's drop this tin can
on the blacktop.
Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Wait a minute.
I think I'm feeling something.
- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Bring the nose down.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
- OK.
Out the engines. We're going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?
Affirmative!
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
Land on that flower!
Ready? Full reverse!
Spin it around!
- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?
- That flower.
- I'm aiming at the flower!
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower
made of millions of bees!
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Rotate around it.
- This is insane, Barry!
- This's the only way I know how to fly.
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
Aim for the center!
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
Oome on, already.
Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!
- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?
What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!
- Thank you.
- But we're not done yet.
Listen, everyone!
This runway is covered
with the last pollen
from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.
That means this is our last chance.
We're the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.
If we're gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?
Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?
We're bees!
Keychain!
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
Hold on, Barry. Here.
You've earned this.
Yeah!
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
Oh, yeah.
That's our Barry.
Mom! The bees are back!
If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time.
I got a feeling we'll be
working late tonight!
Here's your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
And I don't see a nickel!
Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!
I had no idea.
Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.
Sorry I'm late.
He's a lawyer too?
I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.
Have a great afternoon!
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can't get them anywhere.
No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.
You're a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help who's next?
All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.
Thank you, Barry!
That bee is living my life!
Let it go, Kenny.
- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.
- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.
Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.
You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.
- Thinking bee!
- Me?
Hold it. Let's just stop
for a second. Hold it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?
I'm not making a major life decision
during a production number!
All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

 No.6718


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This is really a B grade script

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Crashie Tunez
i thought this meme was dead...

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Scarlet Gleam
Scarlet Gleam
It is.It died as soon as it was made.

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Rainbow Chaser
Just why

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Rainbow Chaser
Rainbow Chaser
BTW ya like jazz?

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Dank Pony Child
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Good job. Now repost it in glitch text.

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With our classic and attractive Mainstays Bee Script Outdoor Square Toss Pillow, you can bring new life to any outdoor seating arrangement. Our durable toss pillow is made specifically for outdoor use. This Bee Script throw pillow is made from 100% spun polyester fabric that has been especially engineered to resist UV fading, mildew, and stains. Then, it is filled with a dense, hypoallergenic blown polyester fiber fill for added comfort. This square toss pillow is versatile and can be used to decorate nearly any patio. With its buzzy pattern and strong water-resistant material, the Mainstays Bee Script Outdoor Square Toss Pillow is sure to become your favorite outdoor accessory. We recommend caring for your Bee Script toss pillow with periodic spot cleaning using a mild soap and warm water solution and non-abrasive cloth. Do not bleach. Allow to completely air dry before resuming use, and store in a dry area.

Mainstays 16" Outdoor Bee Script Square Toss Pillow:

Includes 1 Square Outdoor Toss Pillow
Made from 100% Spun Polyester
Treated to resist mildew, stains and UV fading
Vibrant Bee Pattern
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With our classic and attractive Mainstays Bee Script Outdoor Square Toss Pillow, you can bring new life to any outdoor seating arrangement. Our durable toss pillow is made specifically for outdoor use. This Bee Script throw pillow is made from 100% spun polyester fabric that has been especially engineered to resist UV fading, mildew, and stains. Then, it is filled with a dense, hypoallergenic blown polyester fiber fill for added comfort. This square toss pillow is versatile and can be used to decorate nearly any patio. With its buzzy pattern and strong water-resistant material, the Mainstays Bee Script Outdoor Square Toss Pillow is sure to become your favorite outdoor accessory. We recommend caring for your Bee Script toss pillow with periodic spot cleaning using a mild soap and warm water solution and non-abrasive cloth. Do not bleach. Allow to completely air dry before resuming use, and store in a dry area.

Mainstays 16" Outdoor Bee Script Square Toss Pillow:

Includes 1 Square Outdoor Toss Pillow
Made from 100% Spun Polyester
Treated to resist mildew, stains and UV fading
Vibrant Bee Pattern
Easy to maintain by spot cleaning

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its super cuts and quality is good too. I dont like that fhe materia its made of is slippery but Im only using for decoration purposes.
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Adorable outdoor pillows. Our dogs have drug them all over our yard and they're still holding up nicely.
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I love this!!! I received this pillow as a gift from a friend and it's adorable
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Narrator: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
cut to Barry's room, where he's picking out what to wear
Barry Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Yeah, let's shake it up a little.
Mom (Janet Benson) (calling from downstairs:) Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Barry: Coming! (phone rings) Oh, hang on a second. (adjusts his antennas into a headset) Hello?
Adam Flayman (on the phone) Barry?
Barry: Adam?
Adam: Can you believe this is happening?
Barry: I can't believe it. I'll pick you up. (hangs up, sharpens his stinger) Lookin' sharp. (flies downstairs)
Mom: Barry, why don't you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those.
Barry: Sorry. I'm excited.
Dad (Martin Benson): Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. And a perfect report card, all B's.
Mom: Very proud. (touches Barry's hair)
Barry: Ma! I got a thing going here.
Mom: Ah, you got some lint on your fuzz.
Barry: Ow! That's me!
Dad: Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Barry: Bye! (flies off)
Mom: Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
(Barry drives his car to pick up his classmate. Adam's outside his house, reading the Hive Today newspaper. The front page headline reads "FRISBEE HITS HIVE ! Internet Down. Bee: 'I heard sound, then Wham-o!'")
Barry: Hey, Adam.
Adam: Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel?
Barry: A little. It's a special day, finally graduating.
Adam: Never thought I'd make it.
Barry: Yeah, three days grade school, three days high school.
Adam: Those were so awkward.
Barry: Three days college. I'm glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive.
Adam: You did come back different.
(a bee calls out as they drive past)
Bee: Hi, Barry.
Barry: Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Adam: Hey, did you hear about Frankie?
Barry: Yeah.
Adam: You goin' to his funeral?
Barry: No, I'm not goin' to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.
Adam: Yeah, I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
(They make various noises as the car goes up and down some hills and does a loop on the road.)
A & B Woah! Oooooooh!
Adam: I love this incorporating an amusement park right into our regular day.
Barry: I guess that's why they say we don't need a vacation.
(They arrive, fly in and take their seats.)
Barry: Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.
Barry: Well, Adam, today we are men.
Adam: We are!
Barry: Bee-men.
Adam: Amen!
A & B: Hallelujah! (bumping each other) Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Announcer: Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Dean Buzzwell walks onto the stage and taps the microphone.
Buzzwell: Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... (presses a button to change the timer on the podium from 9:00 to 9:15) ...9:15. And that concludes our graduation ceremonies.
(Students cheer, throw their caps into the air as helmets are placed on their heads.)
Buzzwell: And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Barry: Are we gonna pick our jobs today?
Adam: I heard it's just orientation.
Barry: Huh. Woah. Heads up! Here we go.
(The stands for Winger University the students are sitting in begin converting into tram seating.)
Female announcer: Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. (flies down to go in the tram as it starts moving and repeats it in Spanish:) Mantenga sus manos y antenas dentro del tranvía en todo momento.
Barry: Wonder what it's going to be like?
Adam: A little scary. (he and Barry mimic shivering and making scared noises)
Trudy, the Honex tour guide: Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
Barry: This is it!
everyone: Wow. (tram moves into the factory floor)
Barry: Wow.
Trudy: We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as...
everyone: Honey!
(Tour guide grabs a beaker of honey as they drive by and tosses it to the group, which bounce it around towards the back.}
Adam: That girl was hot.
Barry: She's my cousin!
Adam: She is?
Barry: Yes, we're all cousins.
Adam: Right. You're right.
Trudy: At Honex, we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
(Behind a display window, a bee puts on a helmet, then runs back and forth as levers holding a rolled-up magazine, flyswatter and a shoe move down to try hit him. He is hit by the magazine, dodges the flyswatter, but then hit by the boot and again by all three, followed by being sprayed with aerosol from two cans. He signals he's okay, but is flattened by the flyswatter, magazine and shoe converging to strike him together. He signals he's still okay by poking his arm up through a hole in the flyswatter and giving another thumbs up. The tram riders applaud.)
Adam: Ooh. What do you think he makes?
Barry: Not enough.
Trudy: And here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
Barry: Wow, what does that do?
Trudy: Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions.
(A Krelman worker waves and Adam waves back.)
Adam: Uh, uh, can anyone work on the Krelman?
Trudy: Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job that you pick for the rest of your life.
Barry: The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
Adam: What's the difference?
Barry: Huh?
Trudy: And you'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. Wooh!
Barry: So you'll just work us to death?
Trudy: We'll sure try.
(Everyone laughs while Barry looks uncomfortable. The tram converts into a boat that flows down a log-flume style ramp with honey in it, then converts back to a wheeled tram at the end.)
(With the tour over, Adam and Barry head home. Adam jumps with excitement.)
Adam: Wow! That blew my mind!
Barry: "What's the difference?" Adam, how could you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make.
Adam: Well, I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
Barry: But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Adam: Barry, why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
(a filling station attendant yells at a bee for putting the honey nozzle into his own mouth.)
Barry: Yeah, but Adam, did you ever think that maybe things work a little too well around here?
Adam: Like what? Give me one example.
(both stop in the middle of an intersection. the traffic adjusts to drive around them.)
Barry: I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
Announcer over speaker: Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Barry: Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
Adam: Wow.
(Pollen Jocks fly into the hive and land.)
Adam: I've never seen them this close.
Barry: They know what it's like outside the hive.
Adam: Yeah, but some of them don't come back.
(two lady bees wave at the jocks and call out:)
Hey, Jocks!
Hi, Jocks!
(the pollen is removed from the jocks and collected into storage capsules marked "Nectar", then trucked away. A General flies over to welcome them.)
General: You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
Barry: I wonder where those guys have just been.
Adam: I don't know.
Barry: Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
Adam: You can't just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Barry: Right. (pollen begins drifting down around them) Look at that. That's more pollen than you and I will ever see in a lifetime.
Adam: It's just a status symbol. I think bees make too big a deal out of it.
Barry: Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
(the same two lady bees giggle at being talked about by Barry)
Adam: Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too?
Barry: Distant. Distant.
Jackson: Look at these two.
Splitz: Couple of Hive Harrys.
Jackson: Let's have some fun with them.
Lady 1: It must be so dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
Barry: Oh, yeah. One time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom! He had one paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me back and forth across the face!
Lady 2: Oh, my!
Barry: I never thought I'd knock him out.
Lady 1: (to Adam) And what were you doing during all of this?
Adam: Obviously, I was trying to alert the authorities.
Barry: I can autograph that if you want.
Jackson: A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
Barry: Yeah. Gusty.
Buzz: Yeah, we're gonna hit a sunflower patch about six miles from here tomorrow.
Barry: Six miles, huh?
Adam: Barry!
Buzz: It's a puddle jump for us, but, uh, maybe you're not up for it.
Barry: Maybe I am.
Adam: (quietly:) You are not.
Buzz: We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
Adam: Woah!
Buzz: What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough?
Barry: I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
(later, back at home that night, Barry is on the balcony, looking out at the hive)
Dad: Hey, Honex!
Barry: Oh! Dad, you surprised me.
Dad (laughing) Have you decided what you're interested in, son?
Barry: Well, there's a lot of choices.
Dad: But you only get one. (laughs again)
Barry: Dad, do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Dad: Son, let me tell you something about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing.
Barry: You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
Dad: And you were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Barry: Well, no...
Dad: Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
Mom: Oh, Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
Barry: I'm not trying to be funny.
Dad: You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
Mom: You're gonna be a stirrer?
Barry: No one's listening to me!
Dad: Wait till you see the sticks I have for you.
Barry: I could say anything I want right now. (in sing-song) I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Mom: Oh, let's open some fresh honey and celebrate!
Barry: Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
(Mom and dad start walking away. Dad raises his glass and says, "To honey!")
Barry: Shave my antennae.
Mom: So funny.
Barry: Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and start call everybody "dawg"!
Dad: I'm so proud.
(Barry and Adam arrive the next morning at the job selection booth.)
Adam: I can't believe we're starting work today!
Barry: Today's the day.
Adam: Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Barry: (unenthused) Yeah, right.
(Dean Buzzwell at his second job, located at the desk in front of the Honex Job Placement Board)
Buzzwell: Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
Sandy Shrimpkin: Is it still available?
Buzzwell: Hang on. Two left! And ... one of them's yours! Congratulations! son, Step to the side, please.
Sandy: Yeah!
Adam: What'd you get?
Sandy: Picking the crud out.
Adam: Woah.
Sandy: That is stellar!
Adam: Wow!
Buzzwell: Couple of newbies?
Adam: Yes, sir! Our first day! And we are ready!
Buzzwell: Well, step up and make your choice.
Adam: (to Barry) Do you want to go first?

 No.6722

>>6700
This honestly
>>6711
post it here ffs

 No.6724

>>6722
this

 No.6725

>>6695
YOU WILL BE KILLED FUCKER

 No.6726

post the ip my god
dont use tranny discord

 No.6728

>>6722
127.0.0.1
no port

 No.6729

>>6726
54.37.137.247

 No.6730

>>6729
WHO ARE YOU?

 No.6731

>>6729
virus

 No.6732

soyparty anarchy mc server 2 is dead
soyjak fix it

 No.6733

>>6732
I'm optimizing it, should be up within 2 minutes

 No.6734

>>6729
what's this

 No.6735

>>6727
disgusting faggot

 No.6737

>>6728
thank you

 No.6738

>>6732
anarchy server NOW

 No.6739

>>6555
big win for anti-plugin chads right there my god

 No.6740

anti-plugin tranny is back

 No.6741

Remove protected areas though

 No.6742

>>6732
IT'S OUT

 No.6743

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POST THE FUCKING IP ADDRESS, NIGGERS.

 No.6744

>>6743
IT'S HERE >>6729

 No.6745

>>6729
>54.37.137.247
FAKE, DO NOT CONNECT DO THIS ONE, CIA DATAMINING SERVER

 No.6746

>>6745
meds

 No.6748

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WHEN WILL THE OLD SERVER BE FIXED

 No.6749

WHERE IS THE ANARCHY SERVER POST IP CHUDS

 No.6750

>>6749
54.37.137.247

 No.6751

>>6750
fake

 No.6752

dont connect
virus

 No.6753


 No.6754

it wasnt supposed to be like this....

 No.6755

RESTARTING SERVER IS EASY
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6756

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WHERE IS OUR OLD SERVER WHY IS IT BROKEN(i have no control over the server, please stop whining my name every time it breaks.)

 No.6757

SOJACKER WHERE IS OUR SERVER

 No.6758

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(i have no control over the server, please stop whining my name every time it breaks.)

 No.6759

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>(i have no control over the server, please stop whining my name every time it breaks.)

 No.6760

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
THE SERVER CLOSED AGAIN

 No.6761

>>6739
by samefagging for hours

 No.6762

Try having sex in the meantime

 No.6763


 No.6764

>>6761
cope

 No.6765

>>6759
YOU WILL BURN TO DEATH

 No.6766

DUFA DUFA

 No.6767

maintenance is complete. let me know in /suggest/ if there are any problems or errors.

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/craft/ Chud 05/09/21 (Sun) 22:18:24 No.5760[Last 50 Posts]
Minecraft general

Chud 05/09/21 (Sun) 22:30:51 No.5762

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rate

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 01:13:59 No.5763
holy shit post something you faggots

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 01:16:24 No.5764
when will the soycraft server come back?

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 01:18:31 No.5765
>>5764
i don't think soot will host it again, but we can try to host it using free hosting services like aternos

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 01:20:39 No.5766
it exposes your ip tho

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 07:28:02 No.5775

File: 1620631682866.png (240.21 KB, 854x480, ClipboardImage.png)
got a screenshot from the soy server

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 07:31:58 No.5776

File: 1620631918480.png (1.38 MB, 1920x1001, ClipboardImage.png)
build battle

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 08:39:42 No.5778
hosting here only costs very little money
choose a good modpack and i might host it tbh

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 08:40:15 No.5779
>>5778
based

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 15:13:12 No.5783

File: 1620659592643.png (711.76 KB, 1280x720, 2021-05-09_21.01.11.png)
>>5776
should've made a soyjak

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 16:28:34 No.5787

File: 1620664114728.png (16.79 KB, 792x800, minecraft.png)
>/craft/
>Minecraft general

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 16:35:40 No.5791
>>5787
lol we look like that

duhC 05/11/21 (Tue) 16:00:48 No.5827
>>5775
gem

Chud 05/11/21 (Tue) 21:19:44 No.5835

File: 1620767984767.jpg (43.92 KB, 384x512, unnamed (1).jpg)
What do we think of the Caves and Cliffs update soybros?.

Chud 05/11/21 (Tue) 21:29:29 No.5836
>>5835
its pretty poggers but would be more poggers if i could play it with my soy party friends

Chud 05/12/21 (Wed) 04:34:07 No.5840
>>5835
i want to kill the warden
>b-but he wasn't made to be fought!
only sissies will be limited by mojang's coding, i will kill him, mark my words and that will happen on survival hard difficulty without watching any tutorials and when the time of the hunt comes i'll post screens here of me going after him

Chud 05/12/21 (Wed) 12:09:24 No.5849

File: 1620821364553.png (43.36 KB, 673x274, Bez tytułu.png)
rate my soyjak.party chest /muv/

Chud 05/12/21 (Wed) 20:08:38 No.5868
>>5849
ummm, are these hecking moderinos?

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 00:54:46 No.5877
>>5840
based

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 00:59:36 No.5878
>>5849
What the fuck, are those new icons or is this a mod?

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 06:47:36 No.5883
>>5868
>>5878
LotR mod it is very based

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 09:42:47 No.5884
>>5840
>>5877
lmao just build dirt all around yourself except small hole to hit him in the legs

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 19:57:46 No.5900
>>5884
it's said that he's going to be able to counter at least most player strategies that's why it's probably not going to be as easy as building a few blocks and hitting him in the legs, the soy 'craft community are also all overestimating him

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 22:16:52 No.5901
>>5835
I haven't really played MC past 1.7 Beta. Did they mess with the biomes again or something?

05/13/21 (Thu) 22:30:28 No.5902
>>5901
1.7.2 is the newset version I play I hate 1.8 and everything agter it desu

05/13/21 (Thu) 22:32:26 No.5903
>>5883
This though, just play 1.7.10 with a lotr mod its some of the best minecraft experiance and I'm not even a Tolkien nerd or anything.

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 22:38:21 No.5904
use https://skynode.pro, it's the best free one
you have to solve a captcha every couple days to keep it up though

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 02:53:35 No.5905
>>5904
fuck
alright then soybros i'm gonna host it and get datamined
the cia will know everything about me just so we can play this
so what version?

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 04:58:55 No.5906
>>5905
dont care, i don't play mc much so i guess you choose

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 11:58:15 No.5908
>>5905
can they host the snapshots?
i dont really care to play the old versions because i played them too much already and have not checked the new stuff yet
also do they allow cracked clients?

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 12:46:37 No.5910
>>5905
can you host beta 1.7.3

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 14:30:23 No.5911
>>5908
>can they host the snapshots?
apparently yes
>also do they allow cracked clients?
yes
>>5910
maybe idk i'm thinking of going after the more recent versions but i'm letting pop opinion decide

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 15:05:05 No.5912
Are we actually doing this? I'm all up for some MC shenanigans, it could be fun. Any version is cool with me.

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 15:41:50 No.5913
>>5911
i want to check out the new stuff
idk about others
probably old good new bad

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 16:34:00 No.5914
>>5912
>>5913
okay the version is set up, it's going to be the latest 1.16.5 one
also do you guys want to play on a map that has survival land for the latest version so we could have some fun in the already player made map + normal minecraft?

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 16:44:48 No.5915
>>5914
gay

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 17:00:56 No.5916
>>5915
i just want to enjoy the dynamic hustle and bustle of the big city in minecraft with my soyfellows

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 17:37:19 No.5917
>>5914
but thats not the snapshot, i want my heckin big mounterino and caverino spooky scary monsterino

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 18:05:01 No.5919
>>5917
you gonna have to wait till it's released and for now the monsterino isn't in the snapshots yet

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 18:14:12 No.5920
>>5919
alright i dont actually know anything about the state of it,. i just saw the monster in a video

 No.6768

maintenance is complete. let me know in /suggest/ if there are any problems or errors.

File: 1620598704251.png (1.92 KB, 242x86, coal into gemerald.png)

/craft/ Chud 05/09/21 (Sun) 22:18:24 No.5760[Last 50 Posts]
Minecraft general

Chud 05/09/21 (Sun) 22:30:51 No.5762

File: 1620599451767.png (6.69 KB, 332x252, ClipboardImage.png)
rate

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 01:13:59 No.5763
holy shit post something you faggots

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 01:16:24 No.5764
when will the soycraft server come back?

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 01:18:31 No.5765
>>5764
i don't think soot will host it again, but we can try to host it using free hosting services like aternos

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 01:20:39 No.5766
it exposes your ip tho

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 07:28:02 No.5775

File: 1620631682866.png (240.21 KB, 854x480, ClipboardImage.png)
got a screenshot from the soy server

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 07:31:58 No.5776

File: 1620631918480.png (1.38 MB, 1920x1001, ClipboardImage.png)
build battle

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 08:39:42 No.5778
hosting here only costs very little money
choose a good modpack and i might host it tbh

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 08:40:15 No.5779
>>5778
based

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 15:13:12 No.5783

File: 1620659592643.png (711.76 KB, 1280x720, 2021-05-09_21.01.11.png)
>>5776
should've made a soyjak

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 16:28:34 No.5787

File: 1620664114728.png (16.79 KB, 792x800, minecraft.png)
>/craft/
>Minecraft general

Chud 05/10/21 (Mon) 16:35:40 No.5791
>>5787
lol we look like that

duhC 05/11/21 (Tue) 16:00:48 No.5827
>>5775
gem

Chud 05/11/21 (Tue) 21:19:44 No.5835

File: 1620767984767.jpg (43.92 KB, 384x512, unnamed (1).jpg)
What do we think of the Caves and Cliffs update soybros?.

Chud 05/11/21 (Tue) 21:29:29 No.5836
>>5835
its pretty poggers but would be more poggers if i could play it with my soy party friends

Chud 05/12/21 (Wed) 04:34:07 No.5840
>>5835
i want to kill the warden
>b-but he wasn't made to be fought!
only sissies will be limited by mojang's coding, i will kill him, mark my words and that will happen on survival hard difficulty without watching any tutorials and when the time of the hunt comes i'll post screens here of me going after him

Chud 05/12/21 (Wed) 12:09:24 No.5849

File: 1620821364553.png (43.36 KB, 673x274, Bez tytułu.png)
rate my soyjak.party chest /muv/

Chud 05/12/21 (Wed) 20:08:38 No.5868
>>5849
ummm, are these hecking moderinos?

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 00:54:46 No.5877
>>5840
based

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 00:59:36 No.5878
>>5849
What the fuck, are those new icons or is this a mod?

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 06:47:36 No.5883
>>5868
>>5878
LotR mod it is very based

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 09:42:47 No.5884
>>5840
>>5877
lmao just build dirt all around yourself except small hole to hit him in the legs

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 19:57:46 No.5900
>>5884
it's said that he's going to be able to counter at least most player strategies that's why it's probably not going to be as easy as building a few blocks and hitting him in the legs, the soy 'craft community are also all overestimating him

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 22:16:52 No.5901
>>5835
I haven't really played MC past 1.7 Beta. Did they mess with the biomes again or something?

05/13/21 (Thu) 22:30:28 No.5902
>>5901
1.7.2 is the newset version I play I hate 1.8 and everything agter it desu

05/13/21 (Thu) 22:32:26 No.5903
>>5883
This though, just play 1.7.10 with a lotr mod its some of the best minecraft experiance and I'm not even a Tolkien nerd or anything.

Chud 05/13/21 (Thu) 22:38:21 No.5904
use https://skynode.pro, it's the best free one
you have to solve a captcha every couple days to keep it up though

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 02:53:35 No.5905
>>5904
fuck
alright then soybros i'm gonna host it and get datamined
the cia will know everything about me just so we can play this
so what version?

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 04:58:55 No.5906
>>5905
dont care, i don't play mc much so i guess you choose

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 11:58:15 No.5908
>>5905
can they host the snapshots?
i dont really care to play the old versions because i played them too much already and have not checked the new stuff yet
also do they allow cracked clients?

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 12:46:37 No.5910
>>5905
can you host beta 1.7.3

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 14:30:23 No.5911
>>5908
>can they host the snapshots?
apparently yes
>also do they allow cracked clients?
yes
>>5910
maybe idk i'm thinking of going after the more recent versions but i'm letting pop opinion decide

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 15:05:05 No.5912
Are we actually doing this? I'm all up for some MC shenanigans, it could be fun. Any version is cool with me.

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 15:41:50 No.5913
>>5911
i want to check out the new stuff
idk about others
probably old good new bad

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 16:34:00 No.5914
>>5912
>>5913
okay the version is set up, it's going to be the latest 1.16.5 one
also do you guys want to play on a map that has survival land for the latest version so we could have some fun in the already player made map + normal minecraft?

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 16:44:48 No.5915
>>5914
gay

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 17:00:56 No.5916
>>5915
i just want to enjoy the dynamic hustle and bustle of the big city in minecraft with my soyfellows

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 17:37:19 No.5917
>>5914
but thats not the snapshot, i want my heckin big mounterino and caverino spooky scary monsterino

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 18:05:01 No.5919
>>5917
you gonna have to wait till it's released and for now the monsterino isn't in the snapshots yet

Chud 05/14/21 (Fri) 18:14:12 No.5920
>>5919
alright i dont actually know anything about the state of it,. i just saw the monster in a video

 No.6769

>>6767
>>6767
meds>>6768
meds

 No.6770

Wait what versions are both of the servers

 No.6771

>>6770
both 1.16.5

 No.6772

The old server is BACK

168.119.143.94:25981
168.119.143.94:25981
168.119.143.94:25981
168.119.143.94:25981

 No.6775

>>6772
which one

 No.6776

>>6775
the one with /claim plugins

 No.6777

remove plugin

 No.6778

>>6777
no anarchy tranny

 No.6782

it's over
tomap is now REMOVED thanks to (((chudster)))

 No.6783


 No.6784

>>6782
it's because of you tho

 No.6785

File: 1621542839587.png (158.91 KB, 600x800, 1621080109340.png)

SOOOOOOT I NEED MY 'CRAFT

 No.6786

>>6785
>>>/soy/91918

 No.6787

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT FIX THIS SHIT

 No.6788

File: 1621543331050.png (119.59 KB, 2557x1253, ClipboardImage.png)

>>6787
forgot image

 No.6789


 No.6790


 No.6791

File: 1621543536917.png (118.93 KB, 602x960, jooz.png)

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 No.6792

>>6791
Dilate

 No.6793

>>6791
faggot image die die

 No.6794


 No.6795

>>6794
JIDF damage control

 No.6796

>>6795
seething

 No.6797

>>6796
give it up Moshe

 No.6798

>>6797
coping

 No.6799

>>6789
>Abu Ali
based

 No.6800

>>6782
what did he do with tomap?

 No.6801

server dead again
WARNING: DO NOT USE (((TOMAP)))

 No.6802

remove tomap
everyone knows its a honeypot

 No.6803

>>6802
here's the (((source code))) chud
https://github.com/zDevelopers/ImageOnMap

 No.6804

File: 1621545961814.png (20.36 KB, 820x168, ClipboardImage.png)

(((>>6803)))

 No.6805

File: 1621546072316.png (1.08 MB, 1265x2668, ClipboardImage.png)

What is this datamining shit

 No.6806

>>6804
SOOOOOOOOOT DISABLE THIS

 No.6807

FUCKING REMOVE THAT WTFFF

 No.6808

they are datamining the cunny so if you make cunny gallery they will come for you
this is not good

 No.6809

File: 1621546234048.png (170.49 KB, 777x840, 1594643736183.png)

>they are datamining the cunny so if you make cunny gallery they will come for you
>this is not good

 No.6810

What the fuck is "(PluginConfiguration.COLLECT_DATA.get())"

 No.6811

>>6805
>>6804
DISABLE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

 No.6812

None of you have problem with skynode itself? Do you realize that it is free because it datamines you, right?

 No.6813

>>6812
>skynode
it only datamines whoever is hosting it though

 No.6814

File: 1621548357239.png (794.27 KB, 1210x768, ClipboardImage.png)

swedish win

 No.6815

Why can we cheat on the server

 No.6816

>>6814
>Loses so much IRL that needs to cope with an autism game

 No.6817

>>6812
True, soot should give me full ownership of the server because I won't datamine, okay?

 No.6818

>>6814
utter failure tbh
kill yourself

 No.6819

why can i cheat though

 No.6824

File: 1621552510601-0.png (596.29 KB, 925x530, 2021-05-20_18.07.11.png)

File: 1621552510601-1.png (246.63 KB, 925x530, 2021-05-20_18.23.50.png)

File: 1621552510601-2.png (408.65 KB, 925x530, 2021-05-20_18.24.16.png)

VGH...
SOVL

 No.6828

bumperino

 No.6829

>>6816
obsessed

 No.6832


 No.6834

>>6832
don't post this shit on /qa/ fucking retard, have you seen half the board?

 No.6835

>>6832
How did he even get that image of my old house? I looked on desuarchive and that image hasn't been posted on /qa/ before, either Ace went on this thread OR some retard posted that image on his tranny discord.

 No.6841

>>6832
He is the owner of this tranny server
https://discord.gg/wGCbbwvCBm
However, he will probably make his own server rather than telling /qa/ to visit the soyak.party server
Also he is part of 4craft/qa/, so maybe he will shill that shit

 No.6843

JOINERINO

 No.6846


 No.6906

its shit again

 No.6913

File: 1621602900196.png (59.09 KB, 760x792, soy111.png)

>you WILL buy the advanced plan
>you WILL pay for yourself
>you WILL be happy that other can enjoy the game now

 No.6919

>>6913
Meds?
What are you talking about

 No.6920

>>6919
BUY IT

 No.6945

anyone want to play?

 No.6946

hop on the 'craft guys it's getting lonely out here

 No.6947


 No.6953

File: 1621607914888.png (839.08 KB, 800x800, 1621555920066.png)


 No.6960

sojacker fix the lagging server

 No.6967

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT FIX YOUR SERVER

 No.6968

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ITS UNPLAYABLE

 No.6971

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT THE SERVER IS DOWN

 No.6972

>disconnected

 No.6974

>This server is currently suspended.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

 No.6975

fix the fucking server soot I need my 'craft

 No.6976

someone renew it

 No.7019

it will always be shit you need to buy the advanced plan goy

 No.7027

YOU WILL JOIN

 No.7057

help how do iget on the server link me thank yous i want to play mineycraft with my gamer pals.

 No.7060

test

 No.7061

>>7058
the other one is down doe

 No.7062

YOU WILL JOIN

 No.7063

>>7062
make me bitch

 No.7073

File: 1621621105606.png (763.43 KB, 1600x900, ClipboardImage.png)

ngmi

 No.7077

aids thread

 No.7099

>>7077
meds

 No.7192

File: 1621703325713.jpg (35.31 KB, 447x218, 2021-05-22 19_08_21-Minecr….jpg)

meds

 No.7193

what use for roof? my favourite roof blocks are from mods

 No.7194

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT RESTART

 No.7195

sneed

 No.7197

Just don't bully a kid for not liking Minecraft.

 No.7203

File: 1621712120117.png (3.99 MB, 1920x1017, 128213.png)

SOOOOT WHY DID YOU REMOVE THE WALLS?

 No.7204

File: 1621712614438.png (1.31 KB, 168x25, 21498213.png)


 No.7206

>>7203
(((bomersimpson))) was screeching too loud about it being ugly near his house

 No.7208

>>7206
peak soy

 No.7213

SOOT PIN THIS GEM

 No.7228

File: 1621725767797.png (259.79 KB, 750x313, ClipboardImage.png)

SOOOOOOOOT REMOVE THIS

 No.7229

>>7228
why the fuck can you cheat in the first place
i thought they had a plugin for that

 No.7230

>>7229
also make a new thread for this shit

 No.7231

>>7229
its a new thing, there wasnt before

 No.7232

y'all incels can't behave 🙄🙄🙄🙄

 No.7233

SOOOOOOOOOOOOT REMOVE ANTICHEAT(i have no control over the server. please stop whining to me every god damn time something you dont like happens. )

 No.7234

File: 1621726636245-0.png (20.36 KB, 820x168, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1621726636245-1.png (1.08 MB, 1265x2668, ClipboardImage.png)

DAILY REMINDER THAT THE IMAGEONMAP PLUGIN DATAMINES YOUR SHIT
https://github.com/zDevelopers/ImageOnMap
"(PluginConfiguration.COLLECT_DATA.get())"

 No.7235

remove the anti grief plugin

 No.7236

>>7234
yeah, we all know

 No.7238

>>7234
Daily reminder that you're a spaming faggot

 No.7239


>>7206
Yes.
>>7208
Is what you are.

 No.7240

>>7235
remove all plugins

 No.7241

>>7240
Samefag

 No.7242

wholesome

 No.7243

File: 1621727144320.png (658.43 KB, 1366x768, ClipboardImage.png)

>>7242
wholesome

 No.7244

trannies crawled out of their hole i see

 No.7245

>>7243
The owner of wurst is a german chud tho

 No.7246

>>7244
tell me where the trannies are

 No.7247

File: 1621727297157.png (500.49 KB, 1366x768, ClipboardImage.png)

wholesome

 No.7248

File: 1621727556179.png (764.87 KB, 1366x768, ClipboardImage.png)

wholesome

 No.7249

>>7244
you should crawl back into it

 No.7253

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT THE SERVER IS LAGGY RESTART IT

 No.7254

>>7253
no need for that now soot

 No.7256

where is the Swedish Quarter?

 No.7258

>>7243
>>7248
>cheating
ngmi

 No.7260

File: 1621777304240.jpg (28 KB, 720x495, pol pot.jpg)

FIX THE FUCKING SERVER!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO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 No.7261

>>5868
Modifications are based

 No.7262

>>5840
Based

 No.7267

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT INSTALL AN AUTO RESTART PLUGIN THAT RESTARTS THE SERVER EVERY 3 HOURS TO PREVENT LOW TPS

 No.8189

Gem



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