>*Family Guy intro ends*>*Scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching television*>*Ding Dong*
Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day?>*Peter opens the door*
Patrick Crusius: Hey Peter!
Peter: Holy freakin crap, Lois! Check who it is!
Lois: Is that… Oh my god, it's Patrick "Chud" Crusius!
Brian: Holy shit, Chud? I thought you went to jail for shooting all those Hispanics!>*scene where Chud is running through Walmart as he carries out his massacre*Post too long. Click here to view the full text.