/incel/ - Internet Celebrities

Are you really willing to surrender your imageboard to named skype troons posting forced coal?
Doesn't matter that their name is different and they aren't forcefully feminising you (yet).
All of the forced coal, like chugjak, spadeson, pedoson and tranny threads is posted by the same clique of purposefully unnamed people trying to get a rise out of you, who ignore the fact that they're raping the site's quality with it.
These people will kill the sharty and do not care about it, they just care about their cheap laughs.
DO NOT GIVE ATTENTION TO NAMEFAGS
DO NOT INTERACT WITH NAMEFAGS
SHUN NAMEFAGS

Call this bait, call this fake, call it a psyop, I dont care. Im telling you the full truth:

Kuz is very sick. He has HIV/AIDs and it went untreated for years and by the time he learned he had it and began treatment, its too late. Kuz is in the final stages of his life. That copypasta people kept posting about kuz dying was only partly a joke. Sources close to him have confirmed that he is getting weaker and more tyrannical and insane. Given his bizzare decisions in the past few months, such as purchasing this site, changing his full name, moving to turkey, and his drunken, slurred speech, disconnection with the world around him, etc, we can conclude that kuzs brain is also failing. Kuz has less than 40 days to live.

How do I know this? Well, I'm an ex kolyma employee. I signed up when /soy/ had a bunch of NSS recruitment ads posted in Februrary. I've been working for him ever since but just got laid off. I had the oppurtunity to be in extremely close proximity to kuz and witnessed these things first hand. Kuz is fucking dying.

I dont care if you dont believe me anymore, I just wanted to warn you all that our admin is literally on his deathbed. As far as I know, the heir to this websites ownership is one of the mods named doll, and rumor has it that kuz secretly arranged for sobot to return to ownership if he is incapacitated.

Thank you for listening. Please believe me, I just want to warn you guys

HE WILL BLEED

As I scroll through the sharty on the 'loggy of /soy/
I take a look at the threads and realise there's nothing gem
'cause I've been browsing and scrolling so long that
Even my mind's devolved into nothing but coal

But I ain't never bumped a thread that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a troon, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're jakkin', and where you gemmin'
Or Kuz and his jannies might be blockin' your post

I really hate you trips, and you S​o​​b​ot
As they post, I see myself flooding their thread, fool
I'm the kinda gem the little jakkers wanna be like
Postin' 'P in the night, switch IP 'fore the daylight

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itt: we thank 'turus for creating and forcing gemson

See https://www.reddit.com/r/Mandlbaur/

I found out 12000 rpm objectively falsifies COAM, then I found out Light has Mass, after that, I falsified Newton's Second Law and now I have falsified the work-energy principle.

Scientists are shitting and pissing themselves over my discovery.

Can SoyJak.Party address my paper without resorting to ad hominem attacks?

Note that not a single post on 4chan has addressed any of my papers and the threads are filled with slander and personal attacks and nothing else.
The trolls are being supported and the victim is being censored.


Is that a reasonable world we live in?

So far we have:
>touhou poster
>ongezellig poster
>frog poster
>zombie poster
>inflation poster
>’cado poster
>fat gay guys poster
>TND spammer
Am I missing anyone?

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