/craft/ - Minecraft

Hello soycrafters, I am one of the 'teens trying to organize a soyteen colonization of normie 'craft servers, making this post cause I need suggestions.
We have attempted to colonize CCNet(abandoned due to high rates of terminal cancer in the soyteen army) and are currently on Master Realm(mr.hosting.ethera.net)
It's a decent server but due to the lack of players on it/extreme lagginess I don't really want to play on it anymore, so I'm looking for suggestions on another server to invade.
The server must:
1. have a war system so we can conquer the normies and trannies for the glory of the sharty
2. not be too grindy or cancerous mechanics-wise
3. not have powertripping jannies who babyrage at anything like CCNet did
4. be feasible to colonize(e.g. Stoneworks was unfeasible because every last patch of land is already taken, CCNet was unfeasible because there were giant empires filled with terminally online fags which snuff out newly-formed small nations, Nationsglory was unfeasible because it was P2W, etc.)
5. not be dead like Master Realm is, because there's no point "conquering" a server where theres like 5 people playing max (also because I transheart large scale battles)
The server preferably:
1. has a nations system so we can properly empire-build, although an SMP or anarchy or some such is fine as we can still conquer it unofficially
2. has maparts so we can upload 'jaks or stealthjaks and distribute them amongst the populace
3. is not vanilla since it gets boring and vanilla combat sucks big black balls
4. has guns and vehicles because I transheart dakka and I'm not a Minecraft PvP tryhard
5. has some sort of industry plugin because I transheart industrial automation
6. allows cracked launchers so all you niggas can play(unlikely we will find one THOUGH, but we have a guy with a lot of premium accs who can hook you up, just ask)
Ϫ. utterly unnecessary but it'd be nice to have a server where they don't mind le HECKIN HATE SPEECH and we can talk freely