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R: 21 / I: 5
'teens if someone made a modded soycraft server would you prefer it to be
>1.18.2 vanilla-like survival focused with create
or
>1.12.2 tech-focused for autism special boys to indulge in
R: 0 / I: 0

Come visit the Zombie Shrine in Chudville!

Do not hit the zombie.

-forgotmypassword
R: 10 / I: 6
ENGINENIGGERS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!??!?
R: 124 / I: 16

Stoneworks invasion thread

https://stoneworksmc.fandom.com/wiki/Gods_%26_Religions_of_Rathnir
whats up niggas, a while ago some 'teen suggested we go out and colonize some normie mc server. a chud I know who used to play on this server called "Stoneworks"(server with nations/land claims, rp-focused) suggested we create a nation there.
I think this has potential due to the presence of religions anyone can make(see the link above), which means we can make a religion centered around Cobson and spread it through the server. One of their worlds is having a season reset soon, the virgin grounds will be ripe for conquest. What do you think teens?
R: 2 / I: 0
Why does baritone randomly tripfag on random 4chan posts? It’s so random.
R: 3 / I: 1
can someone build mcdonalds
R: 29 / I: 18

Craft Moderation General 2

This thread is now /cmg2/ however its on the actual craft board. This had been made due to tone the nigger screaming for me in random ass threads.
R: 437 / I: 189

Soycraft general

mc.soyjaks.party

We have greentext and an auth system in place (so we can play on cracked). Landclaims are not going up because its a bit restrictive, we have CoreProtect instead. Server is 1.20.1.

Rules:
 1. All the rules of the sharty apply.
 2. No malicious unwarranted griefing or continuous unecessary aggression. All disputes and cases will be settled in an in-game court.
 3. No chat flooding. This is very tolerant, just dont send like 50 messages a second.
 4. No ban evasion. Bans are shared, so you will be banned from the sharty if you ban evade on the 'craft.
R: 9 / I: 2
wtc 7 screenshot for the guy who wanted it
its not finished
sorry for making a thread, minecraft chat is hard to use on mobile
R: 3 / I: 0

Looking for a new server to colonize

Hello soycrafters, I am one of the 'teens trying to organize a soyteen colonization of normie 'craft servers, making this post cause I need suggestions.
We have attempted to colonize CCNet(abandoned due to high rates of terminal cancer in the soyteen army) and are currently on Master Realm(mr.hosting.ethera.net)
It's a decent server but due to the lack of players on it/extreme lagginess I don't really want to play on it anymore, so I'm looking for suggestions on another server to invade.
The server must:
1. have a war system so we can conquer the normies and trannies for the glory of the sharty
2. not be too grindy or cancerous mechanics-wise
3. not have powertripping jannies who babyrage at anything like CCNet did
4. be feasible to colonize(e.g. Stoneworks was unfeasible because every last patch of land is already taken, CCNet was unfeasible because there were giant empires filled with terminally online fags which snuff out newly-formed small nations, Nationsglory was unfeasible because it was P2W, etc.)
5. not be dead like Master Realm is, because there's no point "conquering" a server where theres like 5 people playing max (also because I transheart large scale battles)
The server preferably:
1. has a nations system so we can properly empire-build, although an SMP or anarchy or some such is fine as we can still conquer it unofficially
2. has maparts so we can upload 'jaks or stealthjaks and distribute them amongst the populace
3. is not vanilla since it gets boring and vanilla combat sucks big black balls
4. has guns and vehicles because I transheart dakka and I'm not a Minecraft PvP tryhard
5. has some sort of industry plugin because I transheart industrial automation
6. allows cracked launchers so all you niggas can play(unlikely we will find one THOUGH, but we have a guy with a lot of premium accs who can hook you up, just ask)
Ϫ. utterly unnecessary but it'd be nice to have a server where they don't mind le HECKIN HATE SPEECH and we can talk freely
R: 77 / I: 38 (sticky)

Retarded READ ME post

Hello there, I am the most active janny on soycraft and niggers like to show up and ask retarded questions or grief thinking we are tranarchy. So Here is a post about what you should do when you plan to join

mc.soyjaks.party

Rules:
All the rules of the sharty apply.

No malicious unwarranted griefing or continuous unecessary aggression. All disputes and cases will be settled in an in-game court.

No chat flooding. This is very tolerant, just dont send like 50 messages a second.

No ban evasion. Bans are shared, so you will be banned from the sharty if you ban evade on the 'craft.

"What should I do when I join?" When you join you can roam, build or just chill out, keep in mind hacked clients are allowed but griefing and stealing are not.

Get here and start mining and crafting niggers
R: 2 / I: 1

d

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R: 34 / I: 10 (sticky)

'craft suggestions thread

Give me ideas for things like advancements and crafting recipes in this thread to go through the pain of making then waiting 7 years for law to add it.
R: 0 / I: 0
Is this abandoned? Not planning to stay for long but just curious
R: 9 / I: 4

brewery recipe brainstorm general - /BRBG/

ITT we make new recipes for the brewery plugin, bonus points if they are a YML block that can be pasted into the config by someone with
console access

soylent:
(formatting may be fucked)
> soylent:
> name: Soylent
> ingredients:
> - Seeds/10
> - Potato/3
> - Sugar/2
> cookingtime: 5
> color: 'ffe680'
> difficulty: 1
> alcohol: -10
> wood: 0
> age: 0
> effects:
> - STRENGTH/2/1-6
> - REGENERATION/1/2-5
> - SPEED/1/30-140
R: 4 / I: 0
g-guys total newbie here, why does the minecraft server lag so much? I'm connecting from Japan.
like, I'm good for 3 seconds then it stutters for 1 second, on other servers it's very fluent even when I have high ping.
I'm using PollyMC
R: 32 / I: 30
its done goiym
R: 8 / I: 3
Does anyone have any gem 'jak minecraft skins THOUGH?
R: 3 / I: 2
new 'tone
R: 5 / I: 1
>being an immature edgy faggot and reaction baiting is LE FUNNY evendoe nobody else is laughing about it
R: 4 / I: 0
>baritone get you lousy motherfucker get your dork-ass back to the ‘craft server or I will shove these jaks up your ass, and stop fucking the dinosaurs!
R: 1 / I: 0

Rapeson's Cord Troon Rape Dungeon

We need to build 'son's rape dungeon with no airgaps to the outside, fill it with invisible agro'd goyirn golems, and get a janny to put people into it in adventure mode
R: 12 / I: 14

how do i stop being afraid of minecraft spiders

their sounds are yucky but I also would get super scared if one jumped on me without realizing
Please help I wanna go explore that cave but the sounds scare me
R: 1 / I: 0
this is such a gem
R: 3 / I: 1

Game breaking exploit

I successfully broke hypixel
R: 3 / I: 1

'craft chat

'craft chat today is fire
R: 10 / I: 2

Trans Steve Skin

Steve has trooned out, isn't xhe so valid
R: 0 / I: 0
We need to build 'son's rape dungeon with no airgaps to the outside, fill it with invisible agro'd goyirn golems, and get a janny to put people into it in adventure mode
R: 4 / I: 3
what are the political implications of newer little DVXIE rising agian?
R: 0 / I: 0
can someone make a map of the asylum
R: 9 / I: 0
Spas I had a sexual intercourse with your sister
Baritone unban me you dumb fucking nigger
All I did was building a fucking mudhut which was blown up by spas
In reply to which I built a wither at his shit bar even doe I could just fucking cut his head off and burn his niggerite armour
Then this nigger killed me while I wasn't even fighting back and then you tone fucking came and killed me three times with your fucking nigger clubs
In short I was banned for getting my own shit blown up
If you want to talk directly like a nigger I am @TemaVojtenkov on der 'gram and 001SUPERSIGGERNLAYER6GORILLIONRILLION100 on der 'cord
R: 6 / I: 0
Any video guides for settin' stuff up to join the server like pollymc?
R: 3 / I: 1
Baritooone can you dump your Dino folder in /nate/?
R: 3 / I: 3
I am being rapped by the soystein's asylum staff
R: 3 / I: 2

alexs caves thread

I found a magnetic cave really close to my spawn area, I love this cave
R: 3 / I: 2

nameGOD thread

nameGODS report yourselves itt so we can have a list of the current 'oycraft attentionwhores
R: 3 / I: 2
froooooot i forgot my password i cant get in
R: 3 / I: 2
Why is iron so hard to find now? I went strip mining for two hours yesterday and didn't find any at all. The only iron I've found is 4 measly ore blocks in a small cave, and I had to use 3 of them to make a bucket.
>just look in caves
I don't have any armor and most caves are huge deathtraps now.
R: 14 / I: 5
>CoreProtect - Lookup searching. Please wait…
>—– CoreProtect | Lookup Results —–
>2.21/d ago §c- #lava§f killed villager§f.
>§f §7^ (x-591/y119/z276/www)§7§o

>§f—– CoreProtect §f—– (x-591/y120/z276)

>2.21/d ago §c- Der_Chude§f broke lava§f.
>2.21/d ago §a+ Der_Chude§f placed lava§f.
R: 2 / I: 0
>[07:47:26] [Render thread/INFO]: [Not Secure] [CHAT] <BBC_Slut_QSpades> This server is full of degenerate faggots who masturbate to dinosaurs
says the amarimutt nigger lover that is obsessed with black people's dicks
R: 7 / I: 2
 DOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HOST A GREGTECH 6 SERVER
R: 10 / I: 1

Russian-Ukrainian frienship

Where to look for servers dedicated to Russian-Ukrainian relations?
R: 7 / I: 4
Dear soycraft jannies,I was 'anned for 'riefing and I understand why you 'teens could be upset toughever ,
I was kinda lost in the 'craft world and wanted some 'illageniggers for a 'illage or something, and I fucked everything in a hecking 'unker ,at the moment I wasn't 'culating the consequences of my actions,so under sincere 'pologies , please unban me tough I will not make the same mistake and be a good nigger or something.
-Lecommutard
R: 2 / I: 0
can i be unbanned
R: 1 / I: 0
Just made this house how does it look teens
R: 3 / I: 0
marge what happened? looks like the server was crashed as it hasnt restarted yet
R: 1 / I: 0
minecraft got boring again
R: 4 / I: 1
>Hey reddit, this is Steve from minecraft and my wife cucked me with an enderbvll and I don't know what to do, am I the asshole? My wife Alex has been unsatisfied with my small penis and blockless jawline. She's cucked me with an enderman multible times and it's just like my heckin wholesome porn or however the diamonds are mined. But a little incident happened, my enderbvll gave me and Alex endermites. It turned me on at first, the thought of that pozzed end rod entering my wife's portal room but he also raped one of my villager slaves and didn't even ask for permission. He didn't even get me my diamond hoe for my birthday! I spent the whole day mining and my wife called me a selfish little fuck and I'm still feel like shit for not getting my hecking diamond tools. Am I the asshole?
R: 2 / I: 1
Hows the overboard guys
R: 3 / I: 0
yep, issagem
R: 3 / I: 0
>DUDE IS THAT DIAMOND? YOU HAVE TO USE THE NEW BL**KED SPONSORED NETHERITE NOW GET WITH THE TIMES CHUD
R: 0 / I: 0

'sharty craft is down

>server is fucking down
R: 1 / I: 1
why is the text rendering on some signs fucked up but others are fine?
R: 3 / I: 0
 Kill window breakers. Behead window breakers. Roundhouse kick a window breaker into the concrete. Slam dunk a window breaker baby into the trashcan. Blast window breakers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy window breakers. Whip window breakers into obedience. Slingshot a window breaker into orbit. Rocket window breakers into the sun. Defecate in a window breakers food. Stir-fry window breakers in a wok. Bite a window breaker and drink their blood. Toss window breakers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a window breaker's gas tank. Judo throw window breakers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a window breaker's head off. Report window breakers to the IRS. Karate chop window breakers in half. Bake window breakers into window breaker-pizza. Arrest window breakers for no reason. Electrocute window breakers. Curb stomp pregnant window breakers. Beat a window breaker up. Trap window breakers in quicksand. Crush window breakers in the trash compactor. Liquefy window breakers in a vat of acid. Eat window breakers. Dissect window breakers. Exterminate window breakers in the gas chamber. Slice a window breaker up and wear their skin. Set window breakers on fire. Spin window breakers around until they puke. Tie window breakers to a train track. Karate kick a window breaker in the testicles. Stomp window breaker skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil window breakers into a broth. Cremate window breakers in the oven. Lobotomize window breakers. Deep fry window breakers. Grind window breaker fetuses in the garbage disposal. Fourth-trimester abortions for window breakers. Blend window breakers in a blender. Drown window breakers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize window breakers with a ray gun. Snap a window breaker's neck. Kick old window breakers down the stairs. Feed window breakers to alligators. Slice window breakers with a katana. Put a bomb in a window breaker's mouth. Throw knives at window breakers. Inflate window breakers until they pop. Send window breakers into a blackhole. Castrate window breakers. Feed window breakers poisoned food. Force window breakers to walk the plank. Push window breakers into a pit. Kneel on a window breaker's neck. Curse window breakers with a spell. Stuff window breaker babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten window breakers with a tank. Pop a window breaker's car tire. Strike window breaker children with a ruler. Make window breakers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a window breaker's limbs. Airdrop window breakers into Antarctica. Throw window breakers off the boat. Pressurize window breakers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a window breaker's ass. Falcon-punch a window breaker in the face. Make window breakers into fiction. Blow window breakers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow window breakers brains open with a sniper rifle.
 Lock window breakers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail window breakers to a cross and stab them. Run over window breakers with a tank feet-first. Throw window breakers off buildings. Crush window breakers with a press. Attack window breakers with acid. Boil window breakers in a pan. Lock window breakers inside a brazen bull. Burn window breakers alive. Drag window breakers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on window breakers. Quarter window breakers.
 Impale window breakers on a pike. Send aliens to abduct window breakers. Force window breakers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush window breakers with anvils. Throw window breakers off of rooftops. Incinerate window breakers. Starve window breakers. Blow window breakers up with dynamite. Gulp window breakers. Feast on window breaker eyeballs. Cave in a window breaker's skull. Kiss a window breaker to death. Peel a window breaker like a banana. Wipe out window breaker tribes. Deny window breakers into Heaven. Freeze window breakers in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a window breaker. Lock on to window breakers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a window breaker. Ferment window breakers into stew. Ensnare window breakers. Nark on window breakers to the army. Cause a total window breaker purge. Jam a window breaker into a geyser. Axe murder a window breaker. Unleash Smelvin upon window breakers. Put window breakers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total window breaker death.
R: 3 / I: 0
Will there be an oldCHAD reunion at the 1 year anniversary or did the tranny jannies kill the server?
R: 0 / I: 0
Yup, we are crafting tonight
R: 0 / I: 0
yakub getting raped on the 'craft
R: 4 / I: 1
Der_Chude, care to explain yourself?
R: 2 / I: 0
make /modded/ I'm tired of sharing this board with vanilla troons
R: 0 / I: 0
im buying an elytra for 20 diamonds
R: 0 / I: 0
Unbanme 'tone the sandstorm was just a prank I'll clean it up
R: 2 / I: 0
>we must mine the 30,000,000 diamonds to build a giant creeper statue or whatever
R: 1 / I: 0
i forgot my password for the server, is there a way to reset or change it?
R: 2 / I: 0
vintage story is better
R: 1 / I: 0

Still active?

Still alive?
R: 23 / I: 7

'craft moderation is abysmal

will someone do something about the power tripping janny? sick and tired of this commiethefag guy being obsessed with me
R: 0 / I: 0
>WHAT? NO! HEROBRINE ISN'T REAL, CHUD. IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE, GO TAKE YOUR HECKIN MEDS NOW!!!!!
R: 2 / I: 0
what launchers do you all use?
R: 1 / I: 0
>thanks for the necrobumps kind stranger or something
R: 1 / I: 0
>we must seethe at tripfags or however april fools newGODs
R: 1 / I: 0
>we must participate in the craft mine mob electron pool party for the 69696969 reddit karma internet points or something
R: 0 / I: 0
>Having a problem with the launcher?
>You WILL NOT open an issue in the Prism Launcher repo.
>You WILL NOT open an issue in the PolyMC repo.
>You WILL NOT ask about PollyMC in the Prism Launcher d​i​s​c​or​​d.
>You WILL NOT ask about PollyMC in the PolyMC di​​sco​rd.
>You WILL open an issue here.
>You WILL start a discussion here.
R: 6 / I: 1
what launchers do you all use?
R: 2 / I: 0
I wanna be a tama
R: 6 / I: 1
-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW UPDATE THE PLUGINS AND DATAPACK-
R: 0 / I: 0
baritone how are you not bored playing vanilla minecraft for a year
R: 1 / I: 1

Some pictures of my soycraft base

Still unfinished doe.
R: 4 / I: 1
is the craft server still fun/alive? ive been considering playing on it recently
R: 6 / I: 2

I FUCKING LOVE MV

I FUCKING LOVE HAVING TO ADVANCE TO THE NEXT TIER!!!!
R: 1 / I: 1
Would the real baritone stand up?
R: 0 / I: 0
Fun fact: I’m banned from /trash/
R: 11 / I: 1
modfags lost
R: 6 / I: 3
Total window death, smash windows, break windows, Roundhouse kick a window into the concrete. Slam dunk a window baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy windows. Defecate in a windows food. Launch windows into the sun. Stir fry windows in a wok. Toss windows into active volcanoes. Urinate into a windows gas tank. Judo throw windows into a wood chipper. Twist windows heads off. Report windows to the IRS. Karate chop windows in half. Curb stomp pregnant windows. Trap windows in quicksand. Crush windows in the trash compactor. Liquefy windows in a vat of acid. Eat windows. Dissect windows. Exterminate windows in the gas chamber. Stomp window skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate windows in the oven. Lobotomize windows. Mandatory abortions for windows. Grind window fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown windows in fried chicken grease. Vaporize windows with a ray gun. Kick old windows down the stairs. Feed windows to alligators. Slice windows with a katana.
R: 13 / I: 2

ARYAN EXAM

WHICH ONE
R: 2 / I: 0
hello soyteens, please tell me your bomb plans!
R: 0 / I: 0

rip

a janny and a pedo are dead.
R: 2 / I: 1
Baritone why are you self hating?
R: 1 / I: 1
parently the block tag "SWORD_EFFICIENT" grants a +.5x mining speed to any block with the SWORD_EFFICIENT block tag
R: 4 / I: 0

OLDCHUDS, DORIDIAN IS BACK

We should make a colony before storm_surge finds out
R: 2 / I: 0
>Baritone!DIN0bsbxx2
R: 7 / I: 4
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
put the booze plugin even doe it says it works for 1.19 and below.. but really everything in it works on 1.20
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/brewery.3082/
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 4 / I: 10
>baritone good even doe he calls the sharty d​is​c​​o​r​​dparty
R: 2 / I: 0
FROOT PLEASE RESET MY PASSWORD ON THE CRAFT SERVER

MY ACCOUNT IS GAMERKNIGHT5924

FROOT PLEASE I WANT TO PLAY CRAFT
R: 0 / I: 0
LAW JUST PLEASE ADD THE FUCKING BOOZE PLUGIN ALREADY I CANT PLAY WITHOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/brewery.3082/ IT WORKS FOR 1.20.1 I SWEAR
R: 2 / I: 1
law please unban everyone, I was caught in a 'nish wave for no reason and I think it was an accident
R: 0 / I: 0
>says the amarimutt nigger lover that is obsessed with black people's dicks
R: 3 / I: 1
I can’t be in the server full of people who masturbate to dinosaurs
R: 0 / I: 0
 soor
R: 0 / I: 0
gemmiest 'pawn in quite some time
R: 7 / I: 1

SERVER CRASHED

Was someone running lag?
R: 6 / I: 0
is this server still fun ive been thinking of joining recently
R: 16 / I: 2
nutty get
R: 1 / I: 0
Bros…
R: 6 / I: 3

Gravel Wars

anyone interested in having a pointless war over some barren wasteland? war will be entirely contained within the warzone.
we need a settlement to act as our adversary, we will discuss the rules of, and nature of said war after its declaration.
anyone not belonging to either settlements/factions is free to join on either one's side
R: 1 / I: 0
Hows the MC server going? Haven't played there in a long time. Are the churches doing fine?
R: 0 / I: 0

No frog

Rest in piss frog
R: 1 / I: 1
dead board
R: 0 / I: 0

Sage

Dead board
R: 4 / I: 2

Der_Chude

Der what is ze meaning of this?
R: 4 / I: 2
for thorough testing of the gradle built greentext plus im going to need a list or download of all the other server plugins, especially shit like the anti book ban plugin
R: 0 / I: 0
Did baritone become insane?
R: 5 / I: 1
>law is resigning
>engie is screeched so thin from moderating 20 different reddit Minecraft servers
asylum patientphrenic dino fucker for soycraft janny 2024
R: 21 / I: 8

time to grief the bald men w glasses block game

JANNY!!!! 3RD DAY AND NO ONES BANNED!!
R: 1 / I: 0
I'm trying to use a cracked client but it keeps giving me this error mesage
R: 0 / I: 0
 FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT RESET MY PASSWORD I FORGOT IT FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
R: 0 / I: 0
>just yell for me on /craft!
R: 3 / I: 1

Griefcord woke up

Second grief today, though gladly its already back to normal thanks to usnutt.
R: 1 / I: 0

Griefcord wakes up once again

Janny please be so kind to reverse this.
R: 2 / I: 1
>mfw im the only one maintaining all of the plugins here
 =LAAAAAAAAAAAAW UPDATE THE TNT PLUGIN TO BTFO DER CORD!!!=
>https://github.com/rand0m0User/PlacedTNTWarningPlus
R: 2 / I: 1
El dun
R: 0 / I: 0

gemmy tree farm

made a tree farm with the modispensermechanics plugin. Feel free to modify it or do whatever you want I truly don't care, this will be on my base and I want it to be in yours too. (Seems like I can't upload files so serve yourself files.catbox.moe/za5sbn.litematic)
R: 0 / I: 0

Odal-Swastika Temple at 111,111

On the Nether Roof. Please visit.
R: 4 / I: 2

Griedcord woke up

griefop, no messages in chat during their raid, probably used crystals or tnt minecarts, can we add messages for those?
R: 0 / I: 0
does anyone here play crusalis?
R: 1 / I: 1
 LENOOOOOOOOO MERGE THE PR, WE HAVE GRADLE SUPPORT NOW (hopefully)
>https://github.com/RealAngeleno/ImageOnMap/pull/4
R: 3 / I: 0
Soot: Trans ally, doesn't use discord
Captain coal: Trans ally, doesn't use discord
Kuz: Trans ally, doesn't use discord
Doll: Trans ally, doesn't use discord
Front and Angeleno: Transphobic, has a discord server where they de facto run the site from
R: 1 / I: 0
gemmy from the 'ki
R: 4 / I: 0
 LENOOOOOO FIX THE GREENTEXT PLUGIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
R: 1 / I: 1

cheating = gem

what hacking client do teens use ?
R: 16 / I: 10

so much for getting along

currently getting killed along with 4 other people by the janny because we were building in plains that he apperantly claimed, even doe they are untouched and hundreds of blocks away from his settlement

law can we please have another, and this time complete, court case?
R: 1 / I: 0
>you CANNOT have -1268949394 withers at spawn because ummm… BECAUSE YOU JUST CANT OKAY???
R: 1 / I: 0
>[16:34:02] [Render thread/INFO]: [System] [CHAT] baritone was impaled by big tyrannosaurus cock
R: 9 / I: 2
COURT IN SESSION
R: 9 / I: 1
 should we make a sharty colony on 2b?
could be fun but queue is long af
R: 1 / I: 1
I didnt know the settlement included running a slander campaign
R: 4 / I: 2
modded 'craft server when
R: 10 / I: 2
Just a friendly reminder that Enginethetrannyjanny is a redditor faggot that posts "le heckin incomprehensible wojaks" on queer subreddits
>inb4 gets deleted just like the links in the sticky because of the tranny's fragile ego
R: 2 / I: 0
>1.40
>ported the entire codebase over to rust
>new TOS & MUG prohibits third party additions and mods
>added giant sequoia trees and their new biome
>removed third party multiplayer
>added the item shop and battlepass
>removed hero brain
R: 10 / I: 2
Law unban me Im not with the pedotroons who ruined my island while I was away last night
R: 5 / I: 1
reported a power tripping janny and now he's sending his dickrider friend to attack me
pretty sure this breaks rule 2
No malicious unwarranted griefing or continuous unecessary aggression.
the exact rule he once banned me for (even doe I didnt break it and it was settled it court that I didnt break it)
R: 5 / I: 3
dinocraft should be added since I want to feed baritone to the dinosaurs
R: 1 / I: 0
>loliasm
R: 2 / I: 0

plugin suggestion

JANNIEEEEEEEEEEEES add brewery plugin. i HAVE to make beer n shieet. https://dev.bukkit.org/projects/brewery
plz…
R: 2 / I: 0
Our glorious server admin everyone
R: 0 / I: 0
Embassy
R: 9 / I: 1

e

I dont give a fuck about soy or gem jokes anymore, some faggots are making a FUCKING 'P TEMPLE ON THE SERVER.
I like a joke as much as anyone else, but if these two actually are making a temple and nothing is dont Im calling the feds.
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Admins

Doll, Froot, Leno, Kuz and Soot as minecraft heads with the same template but different colours
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did niggers try to make 'p on the 'craft ?

new low motherfucker
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>[17:03:43] [Render thread/INFO]: [Not Secure] [CHAT] <AllahNiggerRape> lets make a 'p temple
>[17:04:31] [Render thread/INFO]: [Not Secure] [CHAT] <AllahNiggerRape> shall we have turk loli rape?
>[17:04:41] [Render thread/INFO]: [Not Secure] [CHAT] <AllahNiggerRape> the right side will have turk loli rape
>[17:04:46] [Render thread/INFO]: [Not Secure] [CHAT] <hyp3rb0r3an> fine taste…
>[17:04:46] [Render thread/INFO]: [Not Secure] [CHAT] <AllahNiggerRape> with some mymy loli
>[17:05:01] [Render thread/INFO]: [Not Secure] [CHAT] <AllahNiggerRape> at the top we will get some lita bbc…
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literally unplayable

I took the janny (yes him) to court yestarday and won, having my armor reimbursed. But today he has been killing me and bed camping me for literally NO reason (my guess is that he is trying to rid me of my gear). he started placing his flags all over our settlement and then started killing me. I have the whole server as my witness to his autistic nigger tantrum
Law really needs to do something about his powertripping janny because he's degrading the server experience immensely
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OFFICIAL SERVER INFO

This post requires a soyjak GOLD account to read this post
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>We gotta send 10 000 000 gold ingots to the pigs in the nether to help them fight the wither skeletons, or something along those chunks yeah
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Chudway Map 2.0 WIP

This Is the current newest revision for the chudway map, It will receive more updates to come.
What's new:
Map Points North now
Towns are more accurately placed
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i remember when soycraft had SOVL
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how do i play soycraft on linux?
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Rape, kill and sodomise Enginethecommiepedotroon
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power abuse

got killed multiple times, kicked multiple times, had my armor broken and now banned for telling a janny that his build (which was being built in my hometown) sucks. Is this just how 'craft is?
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>I :TRANSHEART: STIRING DRAMA!!!!
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>No malicious unwarranted griefing or continuous uneccessary aggression
Can someone tell me why's the commiepedotroon still a mod?
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>/craft/ - Minecraft
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oh my oy vey
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this was suposed to be a joke and apparently you nigger faggot trannies cant handle a joke about der 'cord, while you let ACTUAL DISCORD PEDOPHILES rule the site
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TRANS FUCKING RIGHTS
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>TODO: add useless shit to your trannycraft client
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Guys can you tell me what is the best version of minecraft? Like before they made bad changes I guess. I wouldn't mind having an endgame like bosses but I usually dont get that far anyway
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'derground sign

can someone send me the 'derground sign template please
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was looking through old screenshots and found the time i egged spawn
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Fag and Janny

Most calm fag vs most calm janny
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horse breeder

just found horse hyperborea, where the fastest and most athletic horses roam the vast empty plains.
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I like sucking dick
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>mfw when you catch baritone posting in /trash on 4cuck
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gregtechxisters what is this?
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>joins
>starts trashing everyone
>gets killed and bed trapped
>ragequits
what did that faggot ass janny's pet expect would happen LMFAO
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i'm bored what modpack should i play?
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>2SC418 like those Japanese transistors or whatever
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Gemerald Rail signs

(Green Line) Sign I made for Gemerald High Speed Railways.

The station name would be written in Georgia Bold Italic.

Heavily inspired by a project of mine on a separate Minecraft server, Emerald Magnet Railway
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>'craft jannies when theres an active grief during mutt hours
<'craft jannies when you kill their cord buddies for being missive duchbags
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>letting your IRL friends do what ever they want and punishing others for trying to keep the peace
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>fighting people in creative
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>[12:02:23] [Render thread/INFO]: [Not Secure] [CHAT] <REDbannana7519> thats a bit gay right
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I have serious news for baritone; Root finds your avataring as the most entertaining thing he’s seen so far. And finds you Interesting
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I trannyheart baritone and secretly share Dino porn with him
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Why is the world set on hard
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can anybody tell me how to create custom schematics for baritone? I keep trying to look it up but all I get is hundreds of different tutorials on how to build that shitty 2b2t jesus statue
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I ❤ SINGLEPLAYER SERVERS
I ❤ SINGLEPLAYER SERVERS
I ❤ SINGLEPLAYER SERVERS
I ❤ SINGLEPLAYER SERVERS
I ❤ SINGLEPLAYER SERVERS
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Why are all mods for Minecraft goyslop?
THe only good ones I know are Epic Siege Mod and Millenaire.
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Baritonism thread itt
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horse despawn

did they fix the despawning horse thing
I want to make a horse 'reeder to give all 'teens some cool horses
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is the 'derground freely expandable

If I randomly decided to make something far away from spawn could I make my own line to it on the 'derground? Ideally it would be a branch from the chud line at its current terminus.
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/cbg/

/cbg/ #1
Colony building general.

Essentially, spread the joy of the 'arty like faggots spread venereal diseases to children.

So far, some plans have been made for some shitty nations server called stoneworks (play.stoneworks.gg), that has fucking 100+ religions made for it. Wonder how many are based on Judaism.

Share plans for colonies and recruiting players into our organization, servers to start spreading on, and FUCKING REMEMBER, DONT BE AN ANNOYING FAGGOT OR THEY'LL THINK WE ARE ALL DOING SHIT.
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>building useless nonesence is heckin good
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Coaly log froot killed this site albeit
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Next person who meets me gets a free trip to a obsidian bunker
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Why is this in 1.20.1? Couldn't it go pre-1.13?
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TODO: add auto soyquote to worst
>NOOO YOU CANT USE THE SHARTY AS YOUR PERSONAL NOTEPAD!
cope tranny
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skype pedos are spooked easily
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Your request looks automated, post discarded.
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>board for 5 manchildren
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>we must add shitty political slogans to our block stacking game to make the redditors in America feel validated ort whatever
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-LAAAAAW MAKE ME JANNY ON THE "CRAFT!!!-
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>we must get impaled by big drown cock or however my dog gets caught in the crossfire
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Froot pin this
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This board is dead as fuck. What’s the point for this?
R: 1 / I: 0
new 'toss
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Microsoft Hate Thread

>Replaced c418 with a untalented nigger
>Killed java accounts
>Spyware
>Shitty updates
>Poor optimization
>Mob votes
>Ruined the style
>sovless
>Notch disrespect
Talk about why you hate post notch minecraft
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Where is all the info on how to join the server
also what do people in the sever spend most of their time doing
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 MOOOOODS DA CORD WOKE UP AGAIN AND ARE GREIFING
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>Baritone
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i can see why names are off on all other boards and everyone hates le "current namefag boggieman"
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Trvth
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ACKkK!!!
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I am the real baritone, I support the NWO, Vaccinations, Population control, the 4th industrial revolution, And the great reset
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What in the ohio have I created

And you people think tone is autistic
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I’m the only person who talks to baritone without hatred since I share similar likes
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/scbg/ soycraft bases general

Post bases that you have build or have found while exploring on the server
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/rg/ - redstone general

"I 🖥 LOGIC" edition
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I got railed by a spinosaurus once and it wasn’t the best feeling after he was done
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Never forget the kuz's waiting room server.
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Win
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We should namefag on this board with our ingame names
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Why are threads getting deleted?
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Get acceleration thread
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I am not baritone, just a dinofag
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Is there any way i can change my ingame name
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To the guy who gave me a smithing template and a dragon head, thank you. I'm bad at remembering usernames but you're a lifesaver.
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>we must add 37 different copper ores to piss everyone off or whatever
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KNEEL
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I hate whoever made this
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Why should I build a base of mine. If some retard just gonna grief it.
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DONT SWEAR ON THE 'RAFT 'ERVER
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baritone W
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hey froot pin the server on the top you retard
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minetest is better
*insert shilling*
>>>/sci/9459
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trans riights get
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GET aceleration thread

Aaaaaa
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here to get the get

cow get
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>we must steal >>>100 or the creeper will blow up our house or whatever
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PhoneGOD thread

PhoneSTUDS from the craft get in here
No PCsissies allowed
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>My two towers i built got blown up by a creeper, but atleast my cobblestone generator is still intact or something
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Thought copypasting this would belong here

im hosting a minetest (mineclone2) server in case any of you freechads wants to join
i just made it public and removed the whitelist.
 cia.govt.hu:30000
the rules are simple,
- don't cheat
- don't fuck up the whole server to the point where the game is unplayable, this is not 2b2t
- don't crash the server or do other stupid shit, e.g. 'p mapart
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my friends wanna try to build something sharty themed in our world, anyone have any good ideas
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any gregtech players here?
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>This new update removed my rights, but atleast herobrine has been removed or whatever
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yogscast board
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>added "trans rights!" banner pattern
>removed villagers due to antisemitism concerns
>removed endermen due to racism concerns
>removed hero Brian
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>we need to punch the tree or however i break my fist
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Test
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GEM
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>the nether is where we find diamonds or whatever
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>we must speedrun the game to grief the bald glasses with cartoon website minecraft server that has coreprotect…. or something
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IAS?
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Cleanup

Planning on making some Infrastructure and cleanup around spawn, anyone got stuff that needs to be done?

Ill built a Sneed's somewhere sooner or later
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can i use cracked mc to play on it?
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My pickaxe?
DIAMOND.
My spiders?
FRIENDLY.
My servers?
GREIFED.
My redstone?
ENGINEERED.
My cave sounds?
SPOOKY.
My starter house?
DIRT.
My labor?
SLAVE.
My mining?
OFF-CAMERA.
My IP?
BANNED.
My XP?
FARMED.
My days survived?
100.
My songs?
PARODIED.
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Here you go niggers, have your retarded board

now you cant complain. enjoy the board

Also baby GET
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>/craft/ - Minecraft even doe it should be /mine/ - Coal Mine
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>we must add tons of useless blocks and items to reddit or something
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new ' blog
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coal
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GET
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gem
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gem

Total 'craft victory