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when does soyjak.party get its own fnaf clone
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Attention /soy/

Tonight is the Glitch X event. We plan to raid it during the Gooseworx AMA- don't worry about the snitch they did shit about it. DONATIONS ARE ON! Join us at 7pm EST or 4pm PST.
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Attention /soy/

Tonight is the Glitch X event. We plan to raid it during the Gooseworx AMA- don't worry about the snitch they did shit about it. DONATIONS ARE ON! Join us at 7pm EST or 4pm PST.
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marge is this real?
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SHARTY COMPETITION

good morning /soy/.

i personally think i have the gemmiest idea that can bring the sharty together. and that is know as:
==BOARD CLASH: SHARTY EDITON== (i couldn’t think of a better name)

And i need (you)re help.
first we need someone to design the kits, i have no design idea but i hope (you) will. we will be using PES 2021 as it is the newest PES available. here is the website where you will be designing the kits https://www.pesmaster.com/kit-creator/

We will also need badges for the boards teams, such as the /q/ board, the /tct/ board and anyother board apart from these 2 crests i found/made

we will also need managers, with a rough idea of football tactics.

How it will work:
Each side will have bench (substitutes) players as 69
OVR rating.
the starting 11 will have one 90+ ovr player. the rest will be 77 OVR, with 77 on each stat.

If you need help with other things go to implyingrigged.info, this is where this idea came from.

there will also have to be a gamemaster. this person will be running the PES 2021 game, and will be making the changes for both managers. via email or DA COORD.
gamemasters can only sub in between breaks in play, for example if someone gets injured.

FOR THE KIT DESIGNERS
try not to make the kit the same colour or similar.

GET TO WORK, NOW
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what do we think of this
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OPERATION RED BALLOON

Recently, a ring of potential pedophiles has been discovered in youtube, they seem to be operating a grooming operation children by making kid themed porn videos, this is morally disgusting and potentially pedophile behaviour which needs to be eliminated or something.
the point of this thread is to gather as many people participating in this and uncovering their base of operations.
YOU WILL SHUT THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1AZtb29KemTEneXGBLz5rw
https://www.youtube.com/@train.8227/videos
https://www.youtube.com/@xellythepony/playlists
https://www.youtube.com/@gooner_boop
https://www.youtube.com/@dar_kio
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NIGGA IM SURFING TO PAGE 40!
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MONUMENT MYTHOS CREATOR ALEX "MR MANTICORE" CASANAS DOXXED
Alex Brad Casanas (age 20)
6021 Nw 44th Pl Gainesville, Fl 32606
ESC[email protected]
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new collaborative soyteen project

 ITT: We will make a mutt for every European country just like how we made a mutt for every American state
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froot gets inflated and murdered by the 'cord: the fanfic

"Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit!" I scream in my mind.
I wake up to a realization that I'm not in my room. I'm tied up on the ground with rope around my arms and legs, and I feel like I've just been in a fight. I'm surrounded by a bunch of people I've never seen before. I've got a pounding headache. What's happening?
"He's awake. Get him in position."
I'm blindfolded and hoisted to my feet. My arms are pulled tightly behind my back, and I'm led through a series of twists and turns. We make so many turns that I lose all sense of direction, even if I could see. The rope is tied so tight that my shoulders feel like they're about to pop out of their sockets, and my wrists and ankles feel like they're about to rub raw.
"Let's get him in position. I'll secure the bindings. Get the chair."
I'm shoved forward. The rope around my hands is untied, then retied to something hard and metallic… oh, it's just the chair leg. At least my shoulders get a momentary break, but the rope is quickly tightened again.
"Where's the camera? This actually looks good."
I hear someone fumbling with what sounds like a bag of tools.
"Found it. Give me a minute."
Someone's setting up a camera. This doesn't sound good.
"Okay, we're good to go. Is he in position? Okay. Let's do this."
I hear a click and the hum of the camera turning on.
"Okay, you know what to do. Don't hold back, and don't let me down."
"I won't."
That voice… wait, no! I was… I was kidnapped by the same Discord that hates the Sharty… No… no, this can't be happening! I'm fucking trapped with these tranny pedophiles! I'm going to be killed by them… This is my living hell.
"You're awake now, aren't you? Emma, set up the damn machine."
"Don't rush me, you nigger!" She screams, slapping my head.
I hear a machine being wheeled closer. I have a sinking feeling about where this is headed.
"Okay, the machine is ready. Just tell me when. Oh, and by the way, we've got your girlfriend over here. Don't worry, she's already dead. That's what you get for fucking her over. Now, time to die, motherfucker!"
I feel a tube forced into my mouth. I try to struggle, but the ropes are holding me firmly in place. The tube goes further and further down my throat, and soon I feel like I'm about to gag.
"Just a bit further…"
Then, it happens. The tube goes all the way through my throat and down into my stomach. It's disgusting.
"There we go. Now, I'm just going to fill the container with some fruit juice. Get it? Froot? Get it?"
"That's actually a pretty good pun. I like that."
"Yeah, well, whatever. Here it goes."
Suddenly, I feel a rush of liquid coming through the tube and going into my stomach. I feel full in seconds. My stomach starts aching, and it feels like my whole body is trying to burst. It feels like the juice is going to explode out of me, but it's not. It's just making me bloated and uncomfortable. My whole body is trembling and shaking as I'm being forced to drink more and more juice. If I wasn't tied up, I would have fallen over. I feel like I'm going to die…
"This is going to be a big one. I can tell. I can tell by the look on his face."
"Yeah, I can see it too. I don't think he can take much more of this. He looks like he's about to pop."
"I hope he pops."
"Oh, he's gonna pop, alright."
I'm being filled to the brim. I feel like I'm about to explode, but they keep forcing more and more juice into me. They're laughing as I writhe and squirm in pain and discomfort. I try to scream, but nothing comes out except a gurgling noise.
"Yeah, he's about to explode. Just look at him. Look at the pain on his face. He's totally about to pop."
"Mmmphhh… Ngghhh…"
I feel a surge of pressure, and I finally can't hold it in any longer. I let out one last moan of pain as my entire stomach explodes. A torrent of juice bursts out of me and all over the floor. I'm so exhausted and weak that I can't even move.
"Holy shit! Did you see that? Did you see how much juice he was holding in? That was fucking crazy! I've never seen anything like it before."
"Yeah, it was a pretty big load."
"Oh, shit, the machine's busted. Damn, now we have to fix this shit. God damn it."
"It's okay, we can just use the backup. It'll take longer, but it'll work."
"Fine. Just make sure you get it right this time. And no more puns."
I'm barely conscious. I'm too weak to even think straight. I can only imagine how I must look to them, since I can't see. My stomach feels empty and hollow, and I'm covered in sticky fruit juice. I just want to shrivel up and die. The tube's still down my throat, and it hurts every time I breathe.
"I'm going to pull the tube out now. You ready?"
I nod. I feel the tube slide slowly out of my throat. It's a horrible, painful feeling, and I can't stop myself from gagging. I'm coughing and spluttering, and my whole body is trembling. My vision is blurry, and everything is spinning.
"Well, that was an impressive display. I'll leave you to die now. Have fun. Bye."
They walk away, and I'm left alone. I'm lying in a pool of my own vomit and juice. I feel like I'm going to pass out, or maybe even die.
"Goodbye, you fucking scum. Enjoy hell."
I hear Kuz's voice. He's telling me to join him in the afterlife. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad after all…
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 PWABAG
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ALL RISE COURT IS IN SESSION

Presenting 'ase no. 1602, sharty vs zellig.
The plantiffs allege that zellig is not sharty culture on the basis that it is NAS COAL and has lacked discernable influence on the culture. The defendants argue that it is in fact gemmy and of significant value.

I will now allow both sides to make their oral arguments.
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what are the components of a good variant?
>simplicity
>originality
>a good niche/application
others?
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Good evening 'teens. I'm ROOT, the manager of the Party. This will serve as an ongoing Q&A thread with the site's administration. My intent is productivity and transparency, but it's also an opportunity for you to get to know us better or just say hi. Kept you waiting, huh?
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As the 'party's three year anniversary comes to a close, why not end it with a Q&A?

You can ask DOLL, ROOT, FROOT, or ME anything here.

Make sure you say who the question is for.
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Third year anniversary banner contest

Good afternoon /soy/. Unfortunately, soot never responded to my email about a Q&A.
But for this third year anniversary, why not do another banner contest?
And not just banners, but 404 pages, and ban images.
Possibly in the future, there could be board ads like 4chan has (468x60).

Make sure banners follow a 3:1 aspect ratio (300x100) preferably.

404 and ban images are unrestricted. We could possibly do 403 images too.
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if this post reaches 400 responses in an hour i will eat this paper of cobson
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FLARTSON GETS SENT TO HELL

ENJOY
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Prom chud here and still alive

Any happenings I missed while moving into college
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ATTENTION ALL SOYTEENS A LEVEL THREMBO THREAT HAS APPEARED ON 'TTER

another tranny posted the pro-tranny 'lita (called it a wojak too) and got 15k likes. you WILL doxx him and blackmail him into deleting the post (and also send him qurans and pizza)
https://twitter.com/TakesAppalling/status/1701613433341481226?t=fB_wEt98LXTFxETGjdYM5w&s=19
there are (apparently) three people running the account, one of them a pooner
the owner of the account:
https://x.com/SmashingUrFort?t=fPRpftjiOaJS7jYukatOOw&s=09
so far we know that he lives in italy
TO ARMS MY PERSONAL ARMY
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jak him
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We've appointed a new manager. You'll learn who he is pretty soon. If you want, you can think of him as chief of the coal police.
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Board Elimination Round

https://challonge.com/4zeycqxb
Winner stays

https://soyjaks.party/voteround1.html

>>>/calm/ or >>>/c/?
>>>/int/ or >>>/lit/?
>>>/dawla/ or >>>/zellig/?
>>>/po/ or >>>/tech/?
>>>/tnd/ or >>>/v/?
[/incel/ wins against /qresearch/ for this bracket]
>>>/3/ or >>>/suggest/?
>>>/g/ or >>>/a/?
[/lc/ wins against /trump/ for this bracket]
>>>/pc/ or >>>/roblox/?
>>>/fa/ or >>>/poop/?
>>>/nigger/ or >>>/fur/?
>>>/muv/ or >>>/qst/?
>>>/jew/ or >>>/thug/?
>>>/linux/ or >>>/giga2/?
[/chive/ is disqualified for this bracket since >>>/chive/ is a permanent board]
>>>/tg/ or >>>/ihop/?
>>>/benjamin/ or >>>/tv/?
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 "NIKOLAS UROS" ACTUALLY DOXXED:
THIS IS THE PERSON SPAMMING CP ON THE WIKI AND ON SHARTY LOL

REAL NAME: Isaac Kate
STREET: 7200 South Sunset Ave. (could be sunset court or sunset drive albeit)
CITY: Hamburg
STATE: New York
POST CODE: 14075
PHONE NUMBER: +1 (405) 295-5384 (might be a burner though, wrong area code)
EMAIL: isaqat[email protected]
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Which boards should be closed?

It's time. The 4 boards with the most votes will get closed.

http://polls.soyjak.wiki/polls.php?id=18

And as always, nothing will be lost to time. The boards will be put on archive.org.


(also, someone pls 'jak this)
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Which boards should be closed?

It's time. The 4 boards with the most votes will get closed.

http://polls.soyjak.wiki/polls.php?id=18

And as always, nothing will be lost to time. The boards will be put on archive.org.


(also, someone pls 'jak this)
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What Religion are you?
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https://planet.soyjak.in
new toss
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We should take down newgon

Newgon is a pro-c MAP wesbite that unironically defends pedophilia and thinks it should be legalized and normalized. They have a memes and graphics section that contains memes from the sharty and that is truly the worst part because that would expose the sharty to even more 'philes and would associate us with them so we need to take action and doxx the people running that website
Here are some important links
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Main_Page
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Memes_and_Graphics
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Debate_Guide
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Memes_and_Graphics#/media/File:FgX2SHUUAAAL3Ij.jpg
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Memes_and_Graphics#/media/File:Chudbehavior.png
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Adventure thread

You are Nate, an elementary schoolboy who lives in Soyville. Your Dad works at the Soylent factory and your Mom is a part-time receptionist at the Mental Asylum. Summer break has ended and it's the first day of school. Your mom hugs you and your little sister as she gives you your lunchboxes.
>Be a good boy, sweetheart. Listen to your teachers and don't let anything happen to Soylita, alright?
The school bus stops in front of your house and Mr. Troonella greets you:
>Hop on, kids! I don't have all day and I don't want to be late to my appointments, today is a very important day for me!
He looks a little bit different from last year.
What do you do?
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Contact the admins & announcements

Contact me via email with suggestions, bug reports,questions, or anything at all.


[email protected]

DO NOT email me about unbans, unless it has been 14 days since your last appeal was rejected.
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The NAS rules have been relaxed back to my original policy. This doesn't mean that you can start spamming your NAS again, as there will now be strict bans from posting off-topic content.

The soylita ban will remain as there are still way to many criminals on the street. Once we get them off the street, then maybe soylita, if used like any other variant, could be allowed.
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/fsr/ - Forest Survival Roleplay

ITT: we roleplay that we're surviving in the forest
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Welcome to /chive/! This board is a replacement from moving notable threads to /test/.

Information on how to make your own archive with software like Hayden will follow.
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What are your thoughts on a dedicated archive board (maybe /chive/) to save threads instead of using /test/?
It would have infinite pages.
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Good evening teens, I am DOLL, the current owner of the site and one of the three administrators for the party. This will likely be my last Q/A here, as Froot and Angeleno are going to be running the site after Froot and I finalize the sale, but I may show up every once in awhile to say hi and post some jaks. We will have to see what happens, little buddies.
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Good evening, fellow 'teens. I'm the current acting admin of the website, admin of the booru, and owner of the wiki. Seeing everything that is going on currently, I thought it would be a good idea to do a Q&A with everyone.

Ask me anything!
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request an animal and if I don't have a 'jak of it I will draw it
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Official and temporary 4cuck refugee thread
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RAID KOMICA

Komica, a chink imageboard
YOU WILL ASSIST ME
https://gaia.komica.org/00b/index.htm?
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i recently came into possession of an external drive which used to belong to a member of the air force during the late 2000s/early 2010s, and it's clear that xe discovered 4cuck while deployed because there's a huge folder full of reaction images and backgrounds with unix timestamps like picrel
also xe's dead now rest in piss bozo
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I have no mouth and I must soy
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IT'S HAPPENING SNEEDBROTHERS

FAGGOT JANNY SOOT, THE TRANNY OWNERS OF THIS SITE WANTS TO DELETE /SNEED/

INSHALLAH WE MUST BE READY TO SNEED THIS SITE INTO THE VOID IF HE TRIES TO CHUCK US

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAR

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAR

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

ALLAH HUCHUCKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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the solar system as jakkies please
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What software do you chuds use to make/edit 'jakkies?

For me it's GIMP