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Chud 09/03/23 (Sun) 00:56:33 №32700 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

when does soyjak.party get its own fnaf clone

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chuddubs!SlFnacdEVo 10/28/23 (Sat) 17:16:46 №33068

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>>33067
Sproke, now

Chud 10/28/23 (Sat) 19:58:20 №33069

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>>33067

doddermodd!FNAcDEVaFc 10/28/23 (Sat) 20:57:40 №33070

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>>33067
>I love you so much let’s kiss and hug each other for hours on the sofa while the sun sets after a long day at work, with a muted tv coincidentally playing soft, fuzzy, non-intense prime-time romance movies. Let’s whisper in each others ears. Let’s get close to each other. It’s a coincidence that such movies are on at such a time, but it alludes to us (and to our love), chuddubs; for it alludes to the chances of us meeting and our love blossoming on this very board: to the circle of life being finally closed (this making our lives feel fulfilled).
>And when we grow old together… as we sit by each other’s side and drift verily into our next eternity together (forever linked by the holy board that binds us)…
>I’ll never forget those days. Those days where we sat in the fields not far from the gem mines, it was my lunch break; halfway through a long (and worthwhile!) day of excavating gemeralds and burning coal. You took a piece of coal from your dress pocket, and prompted me to look at it. It was such vantablack in comparison to the almost blinding rays of the sun that went through the cracks in the shadows we dwelled in to stay cool on these days. “What are you doing with NAS? You should be careful, dubby” I said. You giggled, and told me to close my eyes. Confused (and yet intrigued) I followed your instructions, and felt a small, dainty (yet cold and pale) hand lift my comparatively hard-worked and callused one up from its prior usage, supporting some of my weight (Just posture of sitting down).
>You scribbled a BBCobson on my hand, finally making coal IAS. “How cute and silly”, I thought. How full of great ideas you were. I kissed you on the cheek that afternoon.
>Memories like these… they don’t go away from me… they never will.
>It doesn’t matter where we reside now, or when we reside now.
>Suddenly, I’m awake again.
>You hold my hand at the side of my hospital bed.
>How you notice it. How you notice when fake natural light becomes real artificial light, in such a manner. “How ironic, I think”.
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Chud 10/31/23 (Tue) 01:53:03 №33071

>>32965

Chud 11/25/23 (Sat) 15:57:13 №33072

put this in >>>/chive/ it's to gemmy to die alone

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Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 18:14:25 №8178 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

What Religion are you?

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Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 22:35:41 №8391

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>>8178
Gem also here's a church in Thrace

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 22:37:56 №8392

09a is an obvious honeypot

Soyjak 09/01/23 (Fri) 22:38:58 №8393

>>8392
Tsmt, trvthmoav

Chud 09/02/23 (Sat) 05:59:09 №8394

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>>8185
tsmt

Chud 09/02/23 (Sat) 09:06:04 №8395

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>>8394

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Chud 08/24/23 (Thu) 14:11:34 №6809 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

https://planet.soyjak.in
new toss

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Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 13:52:24 №8173

bump

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 16:57:14 №8174

upperald

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 19:06:54 №8175

Tranny alert on Bulgaria flag

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 19:13:42 №8176

Message from the administrator of Sharty
Dear users of the sharty, the sharty, suppose it closes. Recently, it has become very overpopulated. There have been many participants who complain that sharty is becoming very slow. The records show that there are many active sharty users, and on the other hand there are many new members. We will send this message to see if the participants are active or not. If you are active, send 25 other users using a copy to show that you are still active. * Those who do not post this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make room. This is according to the creator of sharty. To save your accounts on Sharty .Send this message to 25 Sharty users to make sure that you are Active user Sharty. You can not transfer this.to 25 users, your account will be cut without hesitation, on Sunday at 20: 12. Chat Talk End from the Messenger from: Soot, the founder

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 20:41:04 №8177

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total niggergarian death

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Angeleno ## Admin 08/31/23 (Thu) 20:27:16 №6740 [Reply]

The NAS rules have been relaxed back to my original policy. This doesn't mean that you can start spamming your NAS again, as there will now be strict bans from posting off-topic content.

The soylita ban will remain as there are still way to many criminals on the street. Once we get them off the street, then maybe soylita, if used like any other variant, could be allowed.

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Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 14:55:22 №6804

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>Never been a fan of cado, I don’t like seeing faggot assholes and literally shit in random soyjak threads

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 14:56:49 №6805

ack

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 19:24:30 №6806

test

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 19:26:18 №6807

What does "once in a while" mean exactly?

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 19:27:15 №6808

'leno make post >>6 and make it about an admin 6 prophecy or something

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/fsr/ - Forest Survival Roleplay Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 13:59:38 №5085 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

ITT: we roleplay that we're surviving in the forest

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Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 15:15:23 №5196

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>>5194
>the hotel is literally unobliterated

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 15:20:20 №5197

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*comes back to life thanks to allah's sexy powers*
so, you think you can defeat me huh? too bad allah gave me an azure bomb, several times stronger than the tsar bomba, this shit will boil tungsten and create a huge gravity field, sucking in everything near it, you are fucked now boi, *activates azure*

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 15:23:29 №5198

>>5197
lithuanian csam spammer is that you

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 15:23:46 №5199

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>>5197
>evicts anoymanousfag and the hotel isn't obliterated

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 15:28:00 №5200

*fucks up the visible spectrum and turns the whole universe grayscale*

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Angeleno ## Admin 08/31/23 (Thu) 04:35:49 №5597 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

What are your thoughts on a dedicated archive board (maybe /chive/) to save threads instead of using /test/?
It would have infinite pages.

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Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 21:37:26 №5710

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How would one search it doe?
A cataloge would never load

Just make a desuarchive clone with some modifications to account for special text and multiple files

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 21:54:21 №5711

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gem albeit

1. i suggest a script is made that puts the OG number of the post after its moved to /chive/, not very invasive, just like the now removed "made through TOR" thingie

2.
LOCK THE BOARD AND MAKE IT
'CHIVE ONLY, DO NOT LET PEOPLE
MAKE FUCKING THREADS

3. not necessary, but it would be much better if it was hosted on an external site, you know, so we don't lose the gems along with the sharty if some other Red incident happens, with much love a 'een

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 22:07:05 №5712

/chive/ is too long of a board name, use /c/

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 22:09:57 №5713

>>5712
trips of truth
also hitler

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 22:29:31 №5714

>>5597
Gem of an idea, ‘em of a new admin

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Adventure thread Chud 08/30/23 (Wed) 15:53:47 №6242 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

You are Nate, an elementary schoolboy who lives in Soyville. Your Dad works at the Soylent factory and your Mom is a part-time receptionist at the Mental Asylum. Summer break has ended and it's the first day of school. Your mom hugs you and your little sister as she gives you your lunchboxes.
>Be a good boy, sweetheart. Listen to your teachers and don't let anything happen to Soylita, alright?
The school bus stops in front of your house and Mr. Troonella greets you:
>Hop on, kids! I don't have all day and I don't want to be late to my appointments, today is a very important day for me!
He looks a little bit different from last year.
What do you do?

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Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 00:35:34 №6405

>>6404
NO

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 00:44:00 №6406

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>>6401
nigga shut chyo bitch ass up
uv got no right to kome out here sayin "hermetic" like u know anything substantial and deep of hermetic philosophy
kabbalah is such a useless (oh my gosh baaaased muh crazy unknown occult thing so astheatic im so mysterious cause i know of the crazy occult jew thing) case of jew nonsense theology they even taught it to good goy trump, go and gain some real knowledge of the iner workings of the world, faggot

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 03:34:17 №6407

>>6393
dig through 'cados corpse for some estrogen and wake soylita up to turn her back to normal then carry here in the schizos shopping cart to go get chuddy back

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 05:01:12 №6408

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gemmy thread, but now is dead

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 05:09:18 №6409

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>>6408
Don't worry, OP is a mutt or something and xe'll be back tomorrow.

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We should take down newgon Chud 08/29/23 (Tue) 23:23:01 №5913 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Newgon is a pro-c MAP wesbite that unironically defends pedophilia and thinks it should be legalized and normalized. They have a memes and graphics section that contains memes from the sharty and that is truly the worst part because that would expose the sharty to even more 'philes and would associate us with them so we need to take action and doxx the people running that website
Here are some important links
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Main_Page
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Memes_and_Graphics
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Debate_Guide
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Memes_and_Graphics#/media/File:FgX2SHUUAAAL3Ij.jpg
https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Memes_and_Graphics#/media/File:Chudbehavior.png

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Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 23:53:58 №6237

>>6235
there's some info here:
>>4511352

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 23:54:58 №6238

>>6236
>>6237
>>6234
thanks 'eens

Soyjak 09/01/23 (Fri) 00:29:35 №6239

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>>6238
Bumo

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 05:40:56 №6240

Bumopedoid

Chud 09/01/23 (Fri) 06:42:58 №6241

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>>6237
>>4530913
>https://www.newgon.net/wiki/Help:Joining_PCMA_chat

teens lets join up and infiltrate

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DOLL ## BIG BUDDY 08/28/23 (Mon) 21:02:45 №5715 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Good evening teens, I am DOLL, the current owner of the site and one of the three administrators for the party. This will likely be my last Q/A here, as Froot and Angeleno are going to be running the site after Froot and I finalize the sale, but I may show up every once in awhile to say hi and post some jaks. We will have to see what happens, little buddies.

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Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 03:55:09 №5908

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>>5715
now that the dust has settled what was the deal with this mod?

Chud 08/31/23 (Thu) 03:57:43 №5909

>>5908
holy shit i remember that picture

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Cheers Doll, I don't know what the hell you are gonna do in Iceland, IMO it sounds deranged due to the social barriers and high cost of living, but I wish for you the very best.

Like the other folks here I do believe in your good nature regardless of the events that transpired. I am very sad that Kuz went the way that he did, I think it was a great boon to the site to have such an experienced person run things as well as the now defunct plans to take over 4chud which would have been another wild ride.

Thanks for taking care of the sharty Doll, even though I have only been here some 10 months I have never felt more at home anywhere.

Godspeed.

DOLL ## BIG BUDDY 08/31/23 (Thu) 04:26:07 №5911

>>5851
Its random, but usually later in the day.
>>5853
No.
>>5858
Maybe one day.
>>5862
Yes, thats him.
>>5863
I will miss you too.
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DOLL 08/31/23 (Thu) 04:35:30 №5912

Thank you for your time teens. It was an absolute pleasure to be your admin, and I look forward to talking with you all sometime soon in the future, as just a soyteen. If you have something to ask or say, Froot and Angeleno both have a way to contact me. Never stop 'jakking, and (You) are the gem that saves the sharty. See you soon little buddies.

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Angeleno ## Admin 08/25/23 (Fri) 01:43:25 №9591 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Good evening, fellow 'teens. I'm the current acting admin of the website, admin of the booru, and owner of the wiki. Seeing everything that is going on currently, I thought it would be a good idea to do a Q&A with everyone.

Ask me anything!

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Chud 08/26/23 (Sat) 04:53:35 №9787

>>9786
where can i buy a chuddy plushie?
>>9785
Why are you avoiding giving an answer if TND and TTD posts are allowed or not. Either all nas sharty culture is allowed or none of it is

Chud 08/26/23 (Sat) 04:55:54 №9788

He banned all the tnd shit in the wiki years ago you retards still haven't gotten the message.

Chud 08/26/23 (Sat) 05:07:24 №9789

>>9788
Then he should just come out and say it then

Chud 08/26/23 (Sat) 05:14:16 №9790

is the original soyjak.party domain ever going to come back or is it just lost

Angeleno ## Admin 08/26/23 (Sat) 05:57:46 №9791

>>9790
Yes. In October.

Alright, I'm going to lock the thread now. Both me and all the other mods read all the posts made here and on /soy/ so it's not like we won't be reading your posts.