I, Gohan the Jobber, humbly KNEEL to...
Goku, who will always be stronger and a better MC than me.
Toyo sensei, who will never make my fanfic form canon.
One Piece, who made significantly more than my flopped movie.
Toei, for wasting their time for 4 years and then flopping.
The manga, which is much better written and has me in my rightful place.
Good writing, which will never be associated with me.
Broly, because I ever dared to challenge his success.
Toyobros, who expose me and and make everyone laugh.
Latin America, whose form I stole and made ugglier.
Toriyama sensei, for making him regret not using Goku more.
Oda-sama, whose movie sells ten times more than mine.
Piccolo-sama, because I crowded him and his movie and caused it to flop.
Mexico, who I keep disappointing and don't deserve their love.
Japan, who hate me and will never watch a movie I'm in.
Pokemon, whose opening record I could never break.
Black Frieza, the strongest in canon.
And finally Shueisha, who lost money by ever putting me in a movie.