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 No.2317[Reply]

Is this reality?

 No.2318

>>2317
This is the world we live in, like it or not

 No.2332

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>fountain



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 No.413[Reply]

The Blue People is a race of people the CIA is hiding from us
There race is "Bluese"
They live in a commie country called "Bulopiono"
Its protected by CIA so nobody gets in
Some Blue People even have green eyes
The CIA needs to let them free
#FreeTheBluese
#BlueLivesMatter
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 No.2187

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I identify as blue.

 No.2188

>>2187
but you aren’t blue

 No.2189

saging this coal!

 No.2192

gem

 No.2331

soot pin thiis



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 No.2319[Reply]

me and my family have always been orthodox christians, my Godfather being a very religious man
lately he has stopped going to normal church and going to a "church" in the woods by an independent "priest"
he's begining to act strange, no longer coherent
anyone got advice?
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 No.2326

>>2324
I'm not Ukrainian tho

 No.2327

convert to judaism already

 No.2328

>>2319
He's a werewolf

 No.2329

>>2325
how do you know?

 No.2330

>>2329
old people do that
develop dementia
stop being coherent
go into the forest alone
one day he will freeze to death there



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 No.2273[Reply]

You plan WWIII.
We plan just to eat you.
Meat.
We need meat.
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 No.2291

>>2290
this
also that gril is so hot

 No.2292

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>>2289
DO IT NOW

 No.2293

>>2277
She's cute

 No.2314

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>>2293

our biological species is more cute

 No.2315

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also we have sexy teeth



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 No.2294[Reply]

>make two circles, the smaller one being în the bigger one
>make a star of david in the smaller circle, covering the whole thing
>in the space in-between the smaller and bigger circle write an incantation in a circle pattern, in all caps
>that incantation being "IM 'VOCO TE, MILES SOY, NAM VOLO TE FACERE IUSSA MEA ET DA ME /QA/ TERGUM."
>now with the pentagram being done, say the incantation out loud 3 times
enjoy having a soyjak spirit
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 No.2308

nate === grow up incel

 No.2309

>>2307
Heh, the moderation team is going to have a field day with you, racist.

 No.2310

>>2309
I’m not racist, I’m actually half black I’m allowed to say nigger. If they ban me then they’re the racists.

 No.2312

>>2311
Nate here, I got me a black boyfriend.

 No.2313

>>2312
God dammit he really is dead



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 No.2158[Reply]

Soot delete this board, people won't stop spamming it.

 No.2272

this



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 No.2271[Reply]

>Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.


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 No.2213[Reply]

Where did this "pride" flag come from? I'd never seen it before the Soros color revolution in the US last year. The original rainbow one is warm, cute and aesthetic, but I'm convinced this one is the battle-standard of the antichrist
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 No.2266

>>2256
>This is not how I am
>I was born with this
>This is not part of me
peak cope replies, do the world a favor and fucking kill yourself

 No.2267

>>2266
I'm not a pedo doe, I was saying that you can be non-offending and it's better that way

 No.2268

>>2267
That's like saying a serial killer can be non threatening, literal low iq subhuman thinking.

 No.2269

>>2268
sex =/= violence

 No.2270




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 No.2263[Reply]

Stop it you niggers, stop tormenting that argentinian website this instant.
You want someone? Something? Fine. I'm back, come and get me if you've got the balls.

 No.2264

You will never be a croat

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 No.2257[Reply]

rip spuncheblob

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 No.2260

>>2259
>>2257
>>2258
Jesus christ /x/ is scary today



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