Prince Kiss Deprivation Syndrome affects one in one of Son Goku's wives, often causing debilitating emotional pain that keeps them from cooking for their husbands, yet little is known about the disease.

PKDS is believed to stem from proximity to a handsome, undefeated Saiyan Prince who refuses to ever kiss the afflicted wenchI mean, womanand prefers his wealthy Queen instead. Studies show that said Queen is often much more charming and easygoing than the PKDS sufferer, perhaps explaining why the Prince chose her and left the PKDS-afflicted woman to wed a diapered vassal that he had defeated twice before.

Symptoms of PKDS Include:
>Anger, irritability, generally being an unlikable character.
>Refusal to cook for one's husband.
>Physical and/or emotional abuse of one's son.

If left untreated, PKDS can cause:
>Death due to kiss starvation.
>Death of husband due to regular starvation.
>Really funny shitposts.
>Severe and lasting mental scars on the afflicted woman or her family.

Talk to your doctor to see if you suffer from PKDS. If you have a family member or friend who has PKDS, do not leave her alone. Try to get the woman to seek help immediately from an emergency room, physician, or mental health professional. Call the toll-free, 24-hour hotline of the National Kiss Starvation Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-BEJITA-SAMA to be connected to a trained counselor at a crisis center nearest you. (Disclaimer: Counselor may actually just be a sociopathic Jirenspammer.)